Lost Lightyear of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins

by ComedySketch


Stowaways

"Space: Duh" Lost is still chasing Nina who recently hijacked the FuckShake-1 prototype spacecraft.

"FuckShake-1, power down your engines!" Lost told Nina.

"Lost, you'll know my plan will work, I CAN get passed The Serenader's defenses!" Nina responded.

"Unfortunately, the Commander doesn't agree with us." Lost firmly said. Nina turned the FuckShake-1 around trying to lose Lost.

"THE FUCK, HEY HEY!" Lost said angrily. They fly through space, trying to lose each other. Lost has a brilliant idea and flies her starcruiser above the spacecraft. Nina thinks she loses Lost and goes on her merry way. When suddenly, Lost's starcruiser flies passed Nina's window, blowing smoke from the exhaust against the window, making sure she can't see where she's flying.

Meanwhile, Cameron and PR are in a changing room built into Lost's starcruiser.

"Did you find anything? Cameron asks, searching. PR checks in a pair of lockers as one contains a couple of Equestrian Ranger spacesuits.

"Bingo! Spare spacesuits!" PR replies,

"Here, slap one on, return to Equestrian Command, and nobody's suspicious!" PR told Cameron, handing him one.

"Um, PR, a little problem" Cameron said as he pointed to the small spacesuit.

"Oh, MEG PEPPERONIS!" PR said annoyed. Lost presses a button on the control module as a grappling hook connects to the FuckShake-1.

"End of the line princess." Lost says as he brings Nina closer to the rocket.

"Turn off those thrusters Nina, you're just going to burn them out" Lost tells Nina. She turns off the FuckShake-1's thrusters as the rocket stops.

"FUCKSICLES!" she mumbled to herself.

"Starcruiser Cargo Bay"

"Ranger Rosa, that was the most outrageous, showboating stunt I've ever seen!" Lost told Nina sternly.

"Kind of reminds me of yourself, doesn't it?" Nina questions Lost. Lost blushes as she heard that.

"Yeah kinda" she responded. Lost then hears muffled noises coming from the back of the ship.

"The fuck is that?" Nina asks.

"They go around back and find something they did not expect.

"Um, hello?" Lost questions. PR is struggling to put on Cameron's Equestrian Ranger spacesuit. They notice them and gasp in shock. Cameron's suit rips apart revealing his abs and Power Ranger underwear as he covers himself, chuckling in embarrassment.

"Almost ready boss!" H tells The Serenader.

"Target Equestrian Command and fire!" The Serenader commands.