//------------------------------// // Unauthorized Launch // Story: Lost Lightyear of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins // by ComedySketch //------------------------------// "FuckShake-1 Hangar: Authorized Personnel Only" "All RDP maintenance checks have been canceled until further notice" Without anybody noticing her in her mud form, Nina slowly slithered out of a nearby air duct and quickly slid over 'till she reached the area where the FuckShake-1 was kept. She slithered over nd formed back into her normal body, trying to open the door to the prototype. "Going somewhere princess?" Lost questioned her as she turned around to notice Lost staring at her, cross. "Oh, Lost, hi how are ya, um, I was just , ya know, taking a little stroll and I thought uh-" Nina lied. "Ranger Nina Rose, you were trying to hijack the FuckShake-1 were you?!" Lost told Nina. "What?! Yes mam" Nina said sadly. "Report yourself to Commander Scribbula at once!" Lost shouted at Nina. "I'm sorry Lost, I was just trying to help. I really wanted to-" Nina realized what Lost was really doing. "Hey, what a minute! What are you doing down here?!" Nina questioned Lost as she noticed her trying to open the door too. Lost saw her and tried to lie as well. "Well, I'm on a routine inspection of the uh, Conouter Valves and uh, yup yup, everything looks noice to me" Lost lied. "YOU WERE TRYING TO HIJACK THE FUCKSHAKE-1 OF THE NERVE!" Nina shouted. "REPORT YOURSELF TO COMMANDER SCRIBBULA" Nina firmly stated. "Now now Nina, this really isn't the right time or place to be doing this" Lost explained. "Lost, I have just one thing to say to you." Nina told Lost. "What's that princess?" Lost responded. "Goodnight~" Nina said slightly as she put a mud hand on Lost's forehead. "Potatonesian. Pleasure. Squeeze." Lost said with a sigh as she passed out onto the floor. Nina finally opened the door and hijacked out of the launch bay with the FuckShake-1. "Oh shit" a couple of RDPs said in unison as they saw the FuckShake-1 fly off. "WHO IN THE NAME OF BANNANA TITTIES AUTHORIZED THAT LAUNCH?!" Scribbula questioned. "It wasn't us, was it?" an RDP responded. "I think I know who it was, it was the princess Commander, she stole the FuckShake-1 to take on The Serenader by herself!" Lost responded, entering through the doorway. "She beat you to it, huh~" Scribbula said with a grin. Lost groaned in anger. "Yeah, pretty much." Lost sighed. "Well, Ranger Nina's your partner, you better go get her my pretend daughter." Scribbula told Lost. "Yes mam!" Lost saluted as she left. "For the record mam, she's not my partner" Lost said leaving again as Scribbula was confused. Meanwhile, Cameron and PR were still roleplaying as Lost Lightyear. "WHOOSH WHOOSH LOOK OUT FOR THE ASTEROIDS PR!" Cameron said in his best Lost Lightyear impression. "Yeah whoosh zoom, whatever Cam" PR said still reading the Neightoria's Secret magazine. Cameron did not like this. "Oh sorry, ranger Lost" PR said back. "LOST LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!" Cameron said. Rattling was coming from the launch bay. "SHH, listen, somebody's coming!" PR told Cameron. "Oh shit nuggets, we shouldn't bee in here, I'm gonna get fired!" Cameron aid worrying about what might happen. "PROSECUTED CONVICTED, YOU GOTTA HIDE ME!" Cameron said shaking PR violently. Lost entered through the doorway to his starcruiser as he got in his chair. He tried to reach the switch to turn on the rocket but noticed the char was far back than it should've been. "Huh, the cleaning staff must've cleaned the whole ship without me noticing." Lost thought as she pulled the chair foreword and started up the rocket. Cameron and PR were hiding in a nearby tube as it lead them upwards. "You're clear for emergency launch." Scribbula told Lost. "ROGER THAT!" Lost responded as she started up the rocket and began to blast off. The tube lead Cameron and PR to an extra room in the ship. "Phew, glad he didn't see us" Cameron sighed in relief. "See, just stick with PR and everything is AOK." PR responded as the rocket shook causing them to slide foreword. The rocket launched and flew thorugh space, about to catch Nina in the FuckShake-1. PR hit a closed doorway as Cameron slammed into him. "M...my screws and bolts." PR said in pain.