"The Serenader's Tower: New Home To The Unidersh"
"This is my most diabolical scheme yet!" The Serenader said as he takes a look at the Unidersh from a nearby balcony.
"Assuming that my staff can do ONE THING RIGHT!" he shouts.
"Of course Serenader, who better to come up with an evil scheme like um, Reenion Thornquill!" H says as she pushed Reenion Thornquill towards The Serenader.
"Um, uh AHH um hey Serenader, h-how are ya, you look great, very sexy" he starts, stammering over his words and clearing his throat.
"We believe that since the Unidersh connected all the RDPs, maybe you could reach out and ensnare everyone in the Equestrian Alliance! Ya know, mind slave, evil puppet like Kermit The Frog's green ass type of scenario?" he says with a chuckle.
"You're telling me my plan, I already know my plan, I made up the plan, It's my plan, WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ACOMPLISHING MY PLAN!" The Serenader shouts aloud.
"Kind of an uproar voice there, naturally, the idea is to turn the Unidersh from good to evil, but I don't see tha-" Reenion Thornquill says but was interrupted by The Serenader shooting his blaster at the ground, making him run away Reeing.
"LAMEION!" The Serenader responds.
"When you want something to turn evil, turn it evil yourself ya fucks~" The Serenader says.
"That's what Nana Serenader used to say to me before beddybye~" he adds.
"She was plenty evil~"
The Serenader scratches the Unidersh as thousand of shocks rivet throughout the lab as machinery start to explode and malfunction.
"EVIL OVERLOAD!" a nearby Reenion screams. Suddenly, the Unidersh starts to change color from bright indigo and ocean blue, to black and light accents of light gray and brown.
"Nana Serenader would be so proud" The Serenader sniffles.
"Equestrian Command: Caution Wet Floor" Cameron is cleaning the floors of a nearby hallway.
"All Rangers to Mission Briefing Room" a voice says as rangers are running past Cameron towards the Mission Discussion Room.
"Hey fellas, something big going on?" Cameron asks the rangers.
"Sorry, can't talk!" one ranger told Cameron.
"Top Secret" said another one.
"Oh, so you guys need to empty the um wastebaskets or something?" Cameron asked.
"Sorry Cameron, this is Equestrian Ranger business." Lost said as she followed the other rangers.
"Yeah, Equestrian Ranger business" Cameron sighed as he walked off with the mop and water bucket to clean other places.
"Breifing Room"
"I don't know what The Serenader is planning on doing with the Unidersh, but I plan on beating the ever living shit outta him!" Scribbula boomed.
"We're launching a full scale assault on Planet S!" Lost responds.
"Woah, full scale?" a voice says, it turns out it was the now fixed PR.
"Lost, listen to your trusted partner when I say that you overlooked what I'd like to call negotiate." PR explained.
"I-is that Pitch's voice inside PR?" Lost asked.
"Now follow me on this Lost, two words: "Time Share". How many of vote? Alright, Monday through Wednesday the Equestrian Alliance belongs to The Serenader, but Thursday through Saturday, it's ours, we alternate Sundays, what do you think?" PR told Lost.
"Sweet motherfucking god on a pogo stick, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, AND WHY IS PITCH'S VOICE INSIDE OF PR'S BODY?!" Scribbula asked the RDPs.
"We, uh, fixed him, but we couldn't find his chip so we has to use the brain of Pitch to see if it would work." an RDP told Sribbula.
"GET THAT COMEDIC FUCK NUGGET OUTTA HERE!" Scribbula screamed at the RDPs as they exited the Breifing Room carrying PR now with the brain of Pitch on his shoulders.
"I say, come on, you know how many times you've been solid!" PR says as they exit. They walk past Cameron still cleaning the floors when he notices Pitch being carried.
"Where are you guys going with the robot?" Cameron asked the RDPs.
"Please, Progressional Ranger" PR explained to Cameron. The three RDPs looked at each other.
"We...were looking for you Cameron!" one RDP said.
"Yeah, we thought you could use some help." another told him.
"Here, you'll love him!" one said, handing PR to Cameron.
"I am loveable" PR told him.
"Delta Squadron will occupy The Serenader's fleet of Pearbots as the Gama Squadron will take on Planet S itself!" Scribbula told the rangers.
"No cake walk, it's a high risk operation." she mentioned.
"Yeah, excuse me Commander, sorry to interrupt but I've been studying The Serenader's defense main entrance and a single one-man ship-" Nina said
"Could slip passed the defenses unnoticed!" Lost finished.
"Excactly! A single ranger could undermine The Serenader's plans from within!" Nina told Scribbula.
"And with the FuckShake-1 prototype rocket, I could slip passed-" Lost began but was interrupted by Nina.
"Wait a minute, it was my idea, I should go!" Nina said.
"Sorry, but you don't have the feels to go on such a dangerous assignment Princess." Lost said.
"Princess? I'm an Equestrian Ranger!" Nina responded.
"You know what, you two really should be partners, BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH BIG HEADED SHOWOFFS!" Scribbula added. "But Commander-" Lost and Nina tried to say in unison.
"ZIP IT BITCHES! The FuckShake-1 is still an experimental spacecraft, nobody's taking it, we're taking it my way, Equestrian Command will launch a full scale assault on Planet S at 0800 hours!" Scribbula told the rangers.
"B Deck Cafeteria: Avoid The Meatloaf" Cameron uses PR's feet to sparkle up the cafeteria floors.
"How long do we have to do this?" PR questioned Cameron.
"The cafeteria is a high trafficked area, this will take a while." Cameron responded. PR had enough and let go of Cameron's grip as he turns his feet to normal.
"Here's an idea: how about we skip work and do something fun!" PR told Cameron. He gasped in excitement.
"No way, I wouldn't skip work for anything fun, Lost will be very disappointed." Cameron firmly told PR.
"Lost? As in, Lightyear?" PR asked.
"As if there's any other Lost ." Cameron responded.
"Ya know, I used to be Lost Lightyear's partner" PR told Cameron.
"GET OUT!" Cameron excitedly responded. "That used to be what Commander Scribbula said, now look at me." PR mumbled.
"HEY! Cameron, how would you like an official VIP tour of Lost Lightyear's starcruiser?" PR asked Cameron. Cameron was very gitty about this.
"THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER, LET'S GO!" Cameron said happily.
"Follow me" PR motioned Cameron, but he grabbed PR's hand as they ran to the launch bay.
"Launch Bay"
"EQUESTRIAN RANGER LOST LIGHTYEAR TO MISSION CONTROL! READY TO LAUNCH! TO EQUESTRIA AND BEYOND MOTHER-" Cameron said roleplaying as Lost. He noticed him not following along but instead, reading a Victrotia's Secret catalog in a local magazine.
"Um, PR, aren't you going to say it with me?" Cameron asked PR. He looked up from his magazine,
"Yeah sure why not" PR responded lazily.
"To Equestria and whatever" PR responded.
"TO EQUESTRIA AND BEYOND MOTHERFUCKERS!" Cameron shouted with glee.
"Yeah, yeah right" PR mumbled
"The Serenader's Tower, Note: Big Gun On Top" H and Silver are putting together a big ray gun while The Serenader and Agent S stand there watching them build it fast along with the Pearbots and Reenions.
"Soon, my Serenadatronic Mega-Ray will be fully operational!" The Serenader told Agent S.
"INSTALL THE EVIL UNIDERSH!" The Serenader announced as the mini-rockets brought up the now-evil Unidersh to the Mega-Ray.
"Now, load up the Equestrian Fuel Cell!" The Serenader ordered.
"The Serenadatronic Mega-Ray will use the Unidersh to spread my evil ACROSS EQUESTRIA!" The Serenader announced as the fuel cell was loaded.
"We haven't one until Lightyear is out of the picture." Agent S told The Serenader.
"EQUESTRIAN FUEL CELL LOADED!" Silver told her boss.
"FIRE SERENADATRONIC MEGA-RAY!" The Serenader shouted.
"FIRING SERENADALICIOUS RAY!" H said.
"SERENADATRONIC BOO!" The Serenader said.
"Sorry, my mistake" H responded as she pulled the lever to activate the Mega-Ray.
"Serenadalicious doesn't sound half bad though, I might use that for future use." The Serenader thought to himself. Flashes and swirls of black and gray lit up as the Mega-Ray was about to fire, but malfunctioned and powered down.
"Did you make sure that the plus end went to the plus part and the minus end went TO THE MINUS PART?!" The Serenader shouted. H hopped off the control panel and realized what happened, the battery was upside down.
"Whoops, sorry boss" H chuckled as The Serenader facepalmed in disappointment.