Stupid Horn
Raritys kiss lasted longer then she expected as she laid on her sleeping Spikey Wikey, His wings wrapped around them both on the crystal map, an improvised observatory and chaperone head quarters. Snores and fidgeting could be heard straight away, no doubt it was probably Twilight and some stray foals ready for an early breakfast. She pondered her escape of this comfy prison and thought of an idea, Nibble. lick kiss kiss with another nibble was the combination needed as those glorious wings unfurled. As the Guardian of the Elements licked his lips and mumbled sweet nothings to his princess of fashion as she started to the kitchen.
She tippy hooved and pranced across the map room floor mined with dracony, unicorn, mud pony and pegisus. Ponies of all kinds littered the floor and two other foals floating in a protective bubble with their still sleeping Mothershy and Daddy Discord. The protective bubble saved the world more then once from two little Discord dynamos buzzing like electrons in one of Twilights atomic experiments. Rarity continued her quest looking down on General Dash a multi decorated war hero and her family, Her little filly was a gift as Soarin and Rainbow tried for years with out success. Until a Doctor Twilight Sparkle found out about their little issue and using a little genetic 'magic' from Spike and a whole lot of science stuff they gave birth to a tribride. She had Rainbows hair Soarins personality and draconic wings... Poor Spikey Wikey was guilt ridden for weeks as Twilight explained how the process worked with overly complex and compounded words and his lady's announcement of another mouth to feed dashed his scientific insecurities to pieces.
A few more steps revealed Pinkie with her own grown foals who were also national treasures as her gifts of Pie and the stealth of being half-lings made espionage childs play for her little buggies. Next to her the Apple clan all of them as earth pony as can be. Well Apple Bloom must of missed the family memo as she was held by her Thestral Guard as she cradled her little bat winged colt. The Lady Dragon of fashion thought back to those first years of firsts, her fashion empire and her standing as an Element then her union of species, Rarity was always on the cusp of fashion and national trends but without her dragons support and admiration even when possessed with inspiration she would be an empty vessel. or as Pinkie would say Spikey was the filling for her jelly doughnut of life.
Finally in the castles kitchen Rarity picked out some tasty gems, chocolate bits and sweet strawberries. Using her magic she arranged them on a platter, still on the hunt she opened the refrigeration unit as Luna called this wonder of modern technology to find the dairy whipped topping. What she saw brought tears to her eyes , No it wasn't the wilted stale veggie salad of Twilights or the mystery of meat cake, Something sitting in the dark so long it neither looked like a cake or meat, but a large red and pink bow around a crystal curette with a powered sapphire mixed fruit smoothie waiting just for her.
"That silly winged beasty" Rarity simmered "And here I thought I would be the one with the surprise, Well I'll show him!"
Rarity slipped back to the crystal map room only to see her dragon laying on his side in a pose the could grace the pages of some PG style Play-Mare magazine a dopy smile plastered on his snout and their brood lined up with the words HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOTHER! The marsh mellow mare froze looking at her foal and colt dragon hybrids each holding a letter of her results of that union long ago. She happily pranced to Spike and laid the platter to the side. She hopped up beside him nuzzled his cheek and whispered into his ear fluke.
"PoompH!
Spikes wings extended to full mast as Raritys smirk was wiped off her muzzle along with every creature within his wing span.
Spikes apologies and Raritys take charge nature quickly replaced Discord and Pinkies howling laughter as fluttershy tended to the young ones needs.
The main six family foals and siblings circled the breakfast tables enjoying the days beginning meal when a strange noise came from the pantry nothing to be alarmed about, really. Nothing big, probably a foal caught behind the door. Rarity used her horn to pull open the door and fetch the noise maker.
A little "PoompH" was heard as Pinkie babbled gleefully "Gee Roachy, get a hotel room you two!" Rarity quickly bolted up rushing to the pantry door and gasped "I'm not ready to be a grand mother yet, SPIKE!"
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Fluttershys tittering laughter could be heard as the world faded to plaid her kiss lasting longer then she thought, Spikey sat on his rump his wings as stiff as the Canterlot castles spires. Her stupor broken by Fluttershys voice "I guess you two will be going on a second date".
A bright sky blue haze lit up the porch of the boutique as the crickets played the evening tune to Raritys horn light show.
"Whaaaaaaa" Rarity shook her head the glow fading from her horn" Was that real?"
"Gosh Rarity It looked like you need a hotel rooo ... I mean Spike must be a good kisser you lit up the whole street!" Sweetie giggled as she retreated back into the darkened Carousel Boutique.
Rarity looked down at her Spikey Wikey laid out on the stoop reviewing her dream as Fluttershy commented about her horns strange reaction. "What was that you said about too early to be a grand mother?"
"Stupid horn..."
In a castles keep in Canterlot an annoyed Celestia was scolding her sister "How could you be so cruel little sister?"
A few bits of pop corn bounced into view below the hooves of the two royal sisters as Pinkie let it be known she was there the whole time "I like it!"