//------------------------------// // 27: Anon-a-miss's Damage to Sunset // Story: Humans Meet Ponies // by TwiPON3 //------------------------------// Yeah, so here it is in plain sight. Friday 12 December 2014, 2:05 PDT "How did that video even get on MyStable anyway?" I asked myself, slowly walking down the halls of CHS to Remedial Algebra. Two in the morning when she admitted that to me, now it's all over the fucking Internet. "Sunset, I've always wanted to be a vampire. Don't tell anyone!" "Don't worry. I won't," I chuckled, "So... guess it's my turn now?" "Yeah." "Okay," I sat, thinking of a secret to top that. Shit, she's good. "I'm a pony," I said, receiving an assload of laughing from Rainbow Dash, who was slugged by Applejack. "As imposs'ble 's sounds, you sleep with 'at teddy bear!" "Okay, I'll shut up." "Actually, I'm a unicorn." Rainbow broke the crap out laughing. "Don't even bother," I said, "Let's just go to the school," I went to get my phone, but it wasn't where I thought it was, "Can I borrow one of your phones?" Applejack gave me hers, then we all left for the school. "Okay," I said, just outside the portal, "Through here is Equestria. That's where I come from." "An' yer sure 'bout this 'ne?" "Trust me," I said, walking through the portal with her phone. When I went through, I took off the now-unnecessary clothes and started snapping pictures like crazy. I may have went overboard, seeing as how I woke Princess Twilight up. "You better know it!" I heard a door open, so I turned around, "Twilight!" I held a foreleg across my chest, and she went into shock. Both of our eyes darted back and forth. The camera caught some of that, too. What in HELL am I doing? Ponies usually don't wear clothes. "Hi...?" "What's... this...?" she looked around, then at me, "Why... that...?" "Oh," I said putting my foreleg back down, "Been a human for so long, the clothes must've stuck." So. Fucking. Awkward. "So... what's... going on?" "Me and Rainbow were in an argument about whether or not I actually was a unicorn, I'll fill you in later, and I might've... went crazy with the camera." "Oh. You didn't..." "No." "So, you're just here to prove that you're a unicorn?" "Yeah. Wanna show them that you're an alicorn?" "I guess... if that was just you being weird... and I don't have to do anything crazy." "Just a few REGULAR pictures. But don't be modest! Show 'em that you're a princess!" She opened her wings, "Little more," she went into full-princess mode, "Perfect!" I said, taking several pictures. "Can I see?" "Sure," I said, showing her the pictures, "I'll even get some prints made for you." "I have one favor to ask, though." "Yeah?" "The next time you do that, try not to do... that," she said, looking at the almost-provocative-model style pictures, shuddering after a few seconds. "Done." I went back through the portal and showed the pictures to the other five girls. "Oh my..." "Af hverju ekki bara að drepa þig, Sunset?" Sweetie Drops said, harshly. I noticed something that caught my eye while she was talking. What the fuck was that? And... shit, does she have FANGS!? "I'm... sorry?" "You should go away. Before I do something that you'll regret." "NÚNA!!!" I did a stupid thing by stepping toward her, especially considering that the hallways were completely empty. "Could you at least..." "Það er það!!Þú ert hádegismatur!" "Shit!" I said, running like all hell had just broken to Principal Celestia's office, "SOMEBODY HELP!!!" "Ekki hlaupa frá mér, Anon-a-miss!" she said, tackling me to the ground, "Ég hef þig rétt þar sem ég vil þig, og þú munt deyja! Ég og Lyra eru ekki elskendur!" I let out a bloodcurdling scream, then punched her as hard as I could. Please work! My main goal was to get up and leave, but I also wanted to get a few of her teeth, if I could. "Hvað í fjandanum!?" she said as I took out her left canine and molar. I had to kick her off of me next. "Oh God!" I said, getting the teeth and making a break for the library. My phone had to be charged. "Oh God, oh God, oh God!" I went into the library, got my things, and found a bus that would take me home. "Please tell me I refilled the generator!" After a 45-minute long ride, the old industrial district was the last stop before the loop. Next came a 20-minute run, which left me completely exhausted. "Sweet Jesus! What the hell was Bon-Bon saying?" I looked at the teeth, then held the unnaturally long canine up to mine and looked to a mirror. "Oh shit... She's a vampire." What do I do now!? I began to carve hunks of my skin out. I woke up at 12:30 in the morning to this really loud noise. My arms and face had stopped bleeding, somehow. "Opnaðu fjandanum! Ég get lykta þig þarna!" Fuck. I took my phone, the teeth, some money, and a small bag with a change of clothes, and ran like hell out the back. Fuck! Shit! Dammit! She's a bloodthirsty vampire! I don't know how far I made it into town before I passed out. 08:43a "Git outta here 'n back ta hell where ya belong!" a southern voice said that sounded like Applejack's dad, followed by two shotgun blasts. "Y'all okay, Sunset?" her mom's voice said, "Don't leave 's yet, sugarcube!" "Just leave me," I said. A crashing noise woke me the rest of the way up, but my arms wouldn't hold my weight when I leaned back on them. "Lemmie in the truck!" he yelled, throwing a shotgun in behind me, then cranking what had to be a 1973 Ford F150 and gunning the engine, "Is she awake, Pear?" "She's up, Mac." "Pear? Mac?" "It's okay now, honey. We're taking you back to the barn." "What? Why?" "We saw you layin' onna wood pallet, then we noticed that you were missin' big hunks o'yer skin 'as missin'." "Who are you?" "I'm Pear Butter," she said, "An' that's my husban', Bright Mac." "What's going on?" "We're takin' you back ta the barn. Those vampires 'as 'bout ta have ya." "I'm the one who did that." "Why?" "After Anon-a-miss, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Rainbow all told me to go away from them. That they didn't want anything to do with me." "Well, maybe you c'n talk to 'em back at the barn." "Oh, God." "Wait," Applejack said, "Y'all did what!?" "She's not Anon-a-miss," Fluttershy said, "The old Sunset Shimmer wouldn't do something like this." "Yeah, if it hadn't been for your mom and dad, Applejack," I said as Rarity wrapped my leg, "I would have either bled out or become Vampire Food." "How many?" Rainbow asked. "At least four." "Holy shit, Shimmer," Rainbow said, her mouth agape, "How are you even alive?" "Applejack's parents saw a trail of blood, so they followed it and found me almost dead. I bled that much." "Ah am so sorry, Sunset fer not believin' ya before," Applejack said, holding her hat to her chest. Everyone else followed suit. So, yeah. That's pretty much it.