"Hi, lovely fans, I am back! I would ask how are you doing but that's the boring thing to do." Discord waved his lion paw in front of the camera. He was floating over a desert-like area with odd chaotic structures only this time there was an angry looking human Twilight Sparkle tied up to a chair and gagged.
"Now you might be wondering, what's that human doing tied to a chair? Isn't she the princess of magic Twilight Sparkle? Oh that would be telling, but I am bored so I am telling!"
Discord then floated the human girl, chair and all, and removed her gag. "Got anything to say human girl?"
"Why did you turn the human Rainbow Dash into a pony? And why no one but me and her friends seem to care?"
"Because is fun! And the fact the human Fluttershy hugs her all the time is quite entertaining to watch."
Twilight Sparkle the former alicorn counted to ten mentally then said "Okay, are we in Equestria right now?"
"No, we are still in the wrong side of the mirror, like a being of my power wouldn't be able to just visit this 'ponies are humans world' without avoiding losing my powers. Who do you think I am Princess, you?"
"So... are you stuck in this world too?"
Discord opened his mouth then closed it, looking annoyed.
"Yes. But I can use my magic while you can't, well save for that whole using the crown thing Oh wait the crown is useless on this side of the mirror! The look on Sunset Shimmer face when she couldn't use magic with it was priceless!"
The fact Sunset Shimmer had break down because of that, and had been taken to a mental institution, it had not been something Princess Twilight Sparkle liked to see.
Once the doctors allowed it, she was going to visit the former unicorn and try to make peace with her.
At least she had made new friends out of this... but Spike was stuck as a non talking dog and basically acted like a real dog and... yeah it had been a terrible experience. More so by the fact she lost her chance to return home due to not going back using the portal as soon as she could; instead of staying for the dance and dinner.
"Oh... sorry. Am I making you cry?" Discord seemed strangely upset about that. Since when did he care if others cry?
"I miss my home, I miss Spike being a dragon and smart! I miss my friends and family!" Twilight Sparkle actually started to cry, normally she was stronger than this but... this had just been a disaster. How they would defend Equestria if the Element of magic was missing?
"Uh... I could turn Spike back into a baby dragon." Discord offered.
"Really? Oh thank you thank you thank you!"
"But I want something in exchange."
Twilight Sparkle glared at the spirit of disharmony then mentally counted to ten again.
"Okay, what do you want?"
"The rest of your new friends turned into ponies. Yes even Flash Sentry."
"He is not my friend, we are no longer talking." It was because of that... that good meaning idiot she had lost her chance to go back home.
"Fine, just your girlfriends then."
"Why are you even asking?" Discord could do it if he wanted after all.
He mumbled something.
"What... you miss pony Fluttershy? And you want to be friendly with the local one? That's it?"
"...Yes."
"I will ask them. But I don't know if they will agree to it."
They probably wouldn't, well maybe Pinkie Pie would agree, that girl was weird.
Flying was awesome, to soar the sky, to see everything with an eagle like view, to feel the wind ruffing her coat, and the strange yet pleasant sensation of her feathers and wings magic helping her to fly, this species change spell Luna had used was fantastic.
Of course the dark voice had nothing to say, it probably loved flying too. Then after two hours Twilight "Tara" Sparkle rested over a cloud. It was so soft and confortable!
Princess Luna landed next to her, smiling. "I am glad I decided to use this spell on you instead of a simpler one. How do you feel Twilight?"
"Tired, but good, flying is great. Although being Griffon is strange they do have very good eyesight and I can't wait to eat some fish, if that's acceptable."
"That can be arranged for another day, I am afraid we have to go back."
Twilight Sparkle looked herself over, as a Griffon not only she didn't have a cutie mark, but her colors had switched to those common in lions and eagles. "Why? I don't look like Princess Twilight Sparkle right now."
"First of all, the spell is not permanent. You have less than a hour left, second I have responsibilities to attend to and third, you have to continue your magic lessons."
"Ahhh... okay, let's go back then."
The flight back to the place they had set their picnic before was pleasant anyway. And once Luna's magic changed her back into a unicorn she felt dizzy for a moment.
"Ugh, I changed my mind, let's not do this again for a while." The former human sat down and groaned. "Why did changing back hurt more than when you turned me into a Griffon?"
"Probably because the Griffon body I have you was in perfect health while your unicorn body isn't used to exercise."
The purple unicorn stared at the princess of the night. "You cheater! You caused all this so I did some exercise!"
"Yes. But it was fun wasn't it?" Luna smiled and Twilight smiled back, unable to stay angry because flying had been the best thing she had done since she ended in the wrong side of that damn portal.
"Yes, thank you for this. For all of this, you are a great friend." Then following a strange impulse the unicorn jumped and hugged Luna.
"You know, I always wanted to have a big brother or big sister figure. Someone to admire, someone to set an example to follow. I...I think you are that pony."
Luna then looked at her strangerly "You... you don't have a big brother?"
I looked at her confused "Why? Does Princess Twilight Sparkle have one?"
That bitch had a caring big brother! Why couldn't I have one too? What's next, did she have a nice and kind babysitter instead of Miss "No fun allowed" like I had?
Why I had to mention that to Luna? Why I had to open my heart like that? I am not a little kid anymore dammit!
Okay, calm the hay down Twilight, you had a nice day, you got to fly, and you are learning magic.
While Princess Twilight is stuck in a world with no magic... while probably pretending to be you.
But still no magic, she is missing her real family and friends and she is not a princess there!
I could get you back home.
Yeah, like I am that stupid oh misterious datk voice, why would you want to go to a world without magic?
Surely your world is not completely lacking in magic or the portal wouldn't work.
Lalala not listening. Time to study magic now, here I go illumination spell!
Uh, just making my horn glow brighter than when just using levitation? Easy.
Yes, it was easy, I might actually be good at this!
The human Princess Twilight Sparkle blinked, unsure of what she had just heard.
"Wait... you all want to become ponies like Rainbow Dash did?"
"I... I think it would be... interesting" Fluttershy almost wispered. "And Dashie seems to have so much fun flying I wanna do that too."
"I wanna try being a pony." Pinkie Pie said."That would make be more popular on the kids parties I organise."
"You said the other Rarity was a unicorn right? Well... I always wanted to be a unicorn." Rarity was blushing for some reason.
"I am just doing it because the others are too. And because I want to help Spike." Applejack said sounding unsure.
"You do know this isn't gonna be for a few hours right? Discord will leave you four like that until he gets bored, that could be years."
"Darling, we talked for hours about this and our answer is yes. Stop trying to stop us from helping Spike."
"Fine." Other universe or not, her friends were still crazy and she wouldn't have it another way.