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// There was once an edgy little alicorn... 
// Story: The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!) 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Hey zigzag.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

"WHAT?!"

Got your nose.

"No you-- HEY, GIVE IT BACK!"

Nope. Gimme a slice of cake first.

"Oh, I'll make you pay one day... one night, mark my words, you'll wake up to find--"

What, your little spread knife, or that teddy bear you still sleep with sometimes?

"Sh-shut up!"

Heheh.

"Large batch of cupcakes is ready, Butter Knife!" Pinkie hollered from behind the kitchen doors, "Get 'em while they're warm! That's when they're the yummiest!"

"Oh?" Butter Knife's ears perked at the sound of Pinkie's voice. "Ooh! Over here!"

Ah, and I almost thought for a moment that you were edgy, too. 

"Hey, bright yellow cupcakes can represent... uh, the dying leaves of fall, all disease-ridden and moldy!"

Oh. Okay. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

"Ha. Serves you right for messing with me. Now allow me to devour this pastry with the utmost ferocity in silence."

Yeah, sure. Go ahead, Kirby.

"HEY!"

Yeah, yeah.