//------------------------------// // The Truth // Story: The Fake Santa // by ComedySketch //------------------------------// "SOMEPONY TELL ME WHAT IN THE NAME OF TITTY BISCUTS ON A POGO STICK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Rainbow shouted, waiting for an answer, still confused on what is happening at the moment. "Don't be silly Dashie! We are here to bring the spirit of Hearth's Warming Eve to you, at your house!" Pinkie said happily. Dash was surprised, wanting to call Law And Order on her but secretly doesn't since it'll ruin everything and will be as bad as Logan Paul's acting career. "Basically, what Pinkie is trying to say is that we want to make you happy, since you believe in Santa Hooves, we decided to Mighty Morphin Power Pony™ up and bring the joy of Hearth's Warming to your home, by dressing up as Santa Hooves, an elf, and Rudolph to make it even better." Fluttershy explained as Rainbow was still confused on what in the name of Menstrual Rage-Flavored Cream Of Soup™ is happening. "STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME WEARING THIS FUCKING OUTFIT!" shouted Lost from the doorway as she left to go back to Mag. "KOBE!" she shouted as she jumped from a nearby cloud, wearing her emergency jazz parachute. "I still don't know what is happening, all I hear is murmuring" Rainbow explained in a nutshell as the others stared with questionable expressions. "We want to make you happy, not question you about reality." Pinkie told Rainbow as she lifted her friend up. "Come on Dashie, look at all of these presents and decorations that we added" Pinkie told her friend as she showed her the decorations they added to her home. Rainbow looked around, admiring the lights that shined as bright as the northern lights and lit up like Luna's Moon. She smiled, but then she realized something. "Pinkie, this is all nice and all, but, where is the real Santa Hooves?" she asked. Pinkie at first didn't know what her friend was talking about, but then slowly started to know what she questioned as her face went from happiness and confusion, to pure shock and realization. "Um, Dash, I don't know if you should know the truth" Pinkie said sorrowfully. "What are you talking about Pinkie, I know Santa Hooves is real" Dash responded with a smile. "But, there is one thing about it" Pinkie mentioned, forming tears. "Santa Hooves...is..is" Pinkie sputtered, trying to form words. "Is what?" Dash asked. "He isn't real" Pinkie responded, sobbing. Rainbow was confused, she knew Santa Hooves was real, just like Santa Paws, she always believed in them, knowing they were real and not legends. But when she found out what Pinkie said to her, she was shocked. "B..but he's real Pinkie, is he?" Dash questioned, shedding a small tear in the process. Pinkie looked up at her friend, shaking her head as tears streamed down her face. Rainbow stared into nothing, white-eyed and forming tears as she wiped them away, thinking about Applejack's tactic about crying on the inside and got the thought out of her head.