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// The Intruder 
// Story: The Fake Santa 
// by ComedySketch 
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As Rainbow Dash slept soundly in her fluffy bed, she heard a thump coming from her chimney. She immediately woke up, hoping whatever the sound was to be Santa Hooves. She had always believed him to be real even though other believe him to be fake. Every time somepony said that Santa was fake, she always refused. 

"Hell naw, he's real! I know it!" She'd say aloud as others either laughed at her or just trot away in confusion. All throughout her life, she believed in Santa Hooves every time and always thought he wasn't just a fantasy told by Twilight every 15 seconds, because that was always annoying and felt like a slap to the puss-puss. 

"S-Santa?" she whispered to herself as she quietly trotted towards her door, holding her hoofball in case it's an intruder trying to kill her. She pushed open the door and walked down the hall, searching for the source of the thumping. Meanwhile, a figure was placing lots of presents under Rainbow's tree in different sizes and shapes. 

"Rainbow will love all of these, especially my baked goods" the figure whispered as it giggled. Rainbow reached the source as she stared, white-eyed at the figure near her tree. It looked like the colt she wanted to come to her cloud home, and it wasn't Soarin because he's too busy having plotloads of orgasmic fantasies about pies. It was Santa Hooves, the colt she had been believing in ever since she was a little filly. She internally screamed and muttered under her breath.

"Omygoshomygoshohmygosh!" Rainbow muttered as she quietly trotted behind the figure with a crazily-happy smile. "Santa Hooves?" she whispered excitedly. 

"Dashie?" the figure responded in a familiar sounding voice. Rainbow Dash knew who that voice belonged to as her smile diminished. "P-Pinkie?" she asked, feeling heartbroken.

"Si Papi" Pinkie responded as she revealed herself to her. She gasped and fell backwards as she bumped into another figure dressed on an elf's outfit. 

"Um, this was Pinkie's idea" said the voice, revealing it to be Fluttershy. 

"Flutters?! What's going on, am I in a lost.." She stops to click her tongue at Lost, who stood near the front entranceway in a Rudolph outfit, her red muzzle dimly lit up, casting a small glow.

"Going to be lit they said, thought it was going to be a great day they said, internally screaming I am doing at the moment.” Lost thought as she internally Reeee'd to herself.