PBB: A Pirate's Life

by AntiBronyBenSwolo


Chapter 5

Well, I knew my army would be big. But I didn't expect it to be this big. So big, in fact that I would have to recruit officers for my army would work directly under me and control my army for me so that I don't have to monitor every single battle. Speaking of battles, I have one planned out to capture my "friends", Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze. I don't expect this mission to be very easy for my droids at the least, so that's why I am sending my officers Lord Grievous, Gr-33D, and Iron Trixie. How do these 3 stand a chance against my enemies again? Oh yes, now I remember. Lord Grievous, the ghost of General Grievous possessing the body of Lord Tirek, was recruited to join my army after he tried to fight a jedi, a gem, and 2 kids. He didn't give me the full details on the battle, but he says that one of the kids gained a lightsaber of a purple blade, and that the other 3 figured fused into one and defeated him. Like I said, I didn't get the full details of the fight, but I welcomed him aboard my humble cruiser and gave him access to my army.

He's not the only officer I have with me though, as I have the battle droid GR-33D as well. How could a simple battle droid lead hundreds of battle droids and win victoriously? Well, I have decided to send a backup base to a planet in one of these universes. The planet I captured is pretty nice to put a vacation home to be honest. As we were setting up our base on this planet, which we identified as "Okaara", a small creature attacked us yelling "THIS PLANET IS MINE! GET OUT! DON'T TOUCH MY SHINY"! It was getting really annoying, so I decided to sing him a little song, so maybe he would help me rule these two universes. The song, however didn't work, as he was too far away from civilization to know what music is. A single B1 Battle Droid however, was able to distract him long enough for me to defeat him with some of my Force Lightning. I couldn't think of the perfect way to award the droid for his loyalty, until I saw the attacker's ring on his right hand. I then told the droid, who I learned was named GR-33D, to go grab a ring of his own and whatever he was protecting, because this guy really wanted it for it's power. It did so and became an Orange Lantern. It became so powerful that it didn't need my music to power it anymore. it instead needed it's orange lantern battery to thrive, which is what that thing was protecting, and which I let him keep.

Now who else did I hire to help me with my army? Oh, yeah. Iron Trixie. my most recent officer. I basically snuck into the home of a certain Tony Stark. He didn't mind though, as he was one of my toys now. I then took one of his many armors, and commanded my droids to modify it to fit a female. During production of the modifications, one of the droids asked "Ma'am, are you gonna be waring this suit? You already have tons of firepower yourself." in which told the droid "No, I'm gonna give it to a friend". I then activated my saber and stabbed the droid with it's fiery red blade, which followed with "No more questions anymore, kay?" and the droid's body falling to the ground. The droids then continued to modify the suit, and once it was done, I went back to the human version of Equestria to give the suit to Trixie, the only one I would trust with the suit. The moment I made it onto her doorstep, Trixie practically flipped, saying stuff like "Where the heck have you been?" and all that concerned crud. I then offered her the suit. I was expecting her to be conflicted about it, but come on. It's an Iron Man suit. Who wouldn't say no to that? She accepted immediately and joined me.

Once she made it onto my cruiser, I introduced her to Lord Grievous and GR-33D. At first, she was scared to see them, but calmed herself down, knowing that they're on our side. I then gathered the three of my officers to my personal war room, where I'm monitoring the fight between MY Justice League and MY Avengers, making sure they remain under my control. "When are we gonna fight some guys?" Trixie asked, curious about why the 3 of them are needed. I then activated a hologram of Aria playing with a lightsaber and then deactivating it. "This is Aria Blaze. I sense that she will grow to be as powerful as me. Your task is to bring her to me so that she might be able to join us." I told them, which responded in GR-33D asking if he can keep her once I'm done with her. I said no, because that was a dumb thing to ask. Lord Grievous then noticed that there was a girl with Aria, pointed at her, and said "she's the one who defeated me when we met".

I saw her in the hologram and merely said "Well, if you gotta kill her, then kill her". I had no care for her, so why would I spare her. Grievous stood there smiling at the hologram, daydreaming of the many ways to destroy her. Iron Trixie then asked me "We know what to do with Aria, but didn't you say anything about Adagio?", which I replied with "I will personally capture her. Don't you worry about a thing". A droid then came up to me and reminded me to monitor the battle between my new toys. I invited my officers to watch the battle with me. They accepted to see why I took over these two worlds specifically. As we made it to the bridge, I commanded the droids to activate a hologram, and what we all saw in the hologram was the Justice League member known as Green Lantern battle the Avenger known as Hawkeye. The battle was a killer one and I loved it. "Would you like some snacks Ma'am?" a droid asked, as he saw the giddiness of a child inside my eye. I said yes, and asked the droid for some popcorn.

Lord Grievous and Iron Trixie also asked for some popcorn as well. GR-33D just stood there with it's ring and power battery. Once we got our snacks, I sat down in my personal chair on the bridge and watch the fight. I was watching the fight rage on similar to how people watch a football game. As the buildings were being destroyed one by one, I sang them a little song to make both competitors stronger. I was personally rooting for Hawkeye to be honest, but as the battle ended, Green Lantern had defeated him and taken him prisoner. I was a little upset that the hero I was rooting for didn't win, but I didn't care all too much, because I still had a battle to plan in order to capture my fellow sirens. "Prep the troops, and the three of you will come up with a plan to capture Aria. I know you can do it." I said to my officers reminding them of what the mission is. They all left the room and each assembled large platoons of my droids to carry out on their mission.

I then went into my personal training room, which was a huge room filled with white lights to practice my skills with my lightsaber. I activated the room, as well as a couple magnaguard droids I reprogramed for practicing with my saber. Their staffs were pretty tough against my lightsaber, but they were no match for my lightsaber's speed, and my agility and skill with the Force. I dodged and blocked all of their attacks, leaped so high I could touch the ceiling. I then blasted one of the droids with a Force Push, but was caught off guard by the other droid. The two droids continued to press my attack on me until I made my lightsaber spin so fast that the droid's electrostaffs couldn't keep up, which gave me all the time I needed to slice the droids in half. I then exited the room, knowing I was ready to capture Adagio.