It was April Foals day in Equestria tomorrow, and the Lord of Chaos himself could not come up with any plans of destruction.
"Damn!!" He said out loud. How could he, Discord, possibly not have an idea?? Furious with himself, he floated lazily out of his home.
Reminding himself that he needed an idea for an *all-Equestrian* prank, he teleported into Celestia's face.
Celestia screamed at the sight of the draconequus and quickly hid her cake out of sight. Seeing the gesture, discord grabbed the cake and waved it under Celestia's Nose.
"Busted" He Laughed. The white alicorn scowled as Discord devoured her cake. Her Cake!! She Grimaced as the cake was swallowed whole and Discord wiped his fingers on her mane.
"What do you want" she scowled, attempting to remove the remnants of frosting from her hair. Discord smirked.
"Oh, you know, the usual. Just a small idea for a small prank that i'm going to cast on the SMALL land of Equestria. Nothing much." He Smiled evilly at the princesses gaping mouth.
"You can't!!!!! Equestria is NOT your plaything. I know its April foals day though..." she added thoughtfully.
Accepting this as Permission to do his thing, he asked Celestia again.
"So you don't Have any Idea's? Because i'm KINDA hoping that you'll tell me something that i cant do just so that i can do it. You know, just to annoy you."
She raised one of her eyebrows in confusion and he accepted this as a no. "Ah well, Guess I'm just going to have to ask some pony else."
Seeing the look on Celestia's face, he took the opportunity to teleport out, leaving the unsuspecting princess a new cake and a bouquet of brilliant blue flowers.
***
Teleporting directly into Luna's office, he quickly looked around for the blue mare. Not seeing the princess, he teleported all over the palace looking for her. In the kitchen, the bathroom, the dining hall, even in the palace gardens.
He finally found her deeply submerged in one of the boring law books in the boring law section in the Library.
"Hello Lulu!!" he yelled, causing all the surrounding ponies to glare at him.
Briefly looking up from her work, Luna said "We'll talk outside, Discord." before getting up, putting the BORING law book inside her saddle bag and trotting outside. Discord floated after her.
"Sooooooo Lulu, do you have any ideas on *All-Equestrian* Pranks for April Foals day??? I really need some ideas because i'm fresh out of them, used my last one yesterday when I removed Rarity's mane. Have you any?" Discord asked.
Luna Glared at him. "Make it rain Candle wax." She said.
"But that is so cliche. Any Others?" Discord asked hopefully.
Luna groaned. "Turn all the flowers in Equestria into Umbrellas. I don't Know. Just LEAVE ME ALONE."
With a huff, The princess of the moon trotted back into the library, leaving a very disappointed Discord behind.
***
Trying to think if he had any more ponies to pester for ideas, he teleported into the Everfree forest, intending to ask his zebra friend for ideas, instead coming across the blue flower he'd given Celestia Earlier.
He wondered if she'd realized if it was poison joke yet.
***
An angry white earth Pony stormed through the corridors of Canterlot Palace, Yelling at the top of her voice.
"Luna!!!" she screamed, "LUNA give back my horn and wings right now!!!"
Luna, who was in the library, heard the screeches of her sister and teleported to her location.
"Sister, what is wrong?" The blue pony questioned.
The furious white pony fumed."What did you do with my horn and wings Luna?" Luna was puzzled, because she didn't do anything with Celestia's Horn and wings.
Luna understood almost Immediately.
"Sister" The Alicorn spoke " I did not touch your wings, but I do know what happened to them. Did you confront Discord when he came to Canterlot this morning?"
Celestia thought for a moment. " Why yes, i did actually."
Celestia too understood.
"Poison Joke. The bouquet that Discord Gave me was poison joke. That Nasty son of a DONKEY."
***
Discord was stumped. He had no ideas but he still attempted to rack his brains. His thoughts drifted back to that morning, when he'd given Celestia the Poison Joke, and Luna had tried to give him ideas. "Make it rain Candle wax" she'd said.
THAT'S IT Discord thought. He'd Combine the two ideas, and he would make it RAIN poison Joke!!!
He Grinned Evilly, then got ready to unleash the joke of poison to Equestria on April Foals Day.