//------------------------------// // Freshly baked Ed's // Story: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: Equestrian Mis-Edventures // by Barracuda cyborg //------------------------------// The evening of the Wonderbolt Social had finally arrived and the levels of excitement were through the roof. Ponies from every corner of Equestria came to try and catch a mere glimpse of the militarized rulers of the skies. Rainbow and her friends were glad their tickets allowed them into the inner circle of the party, where they would be able to be with the fliers and enjoy their company. "Wow Rainbow, how the heck did you get these type of tickets anyhow?" Eddy asked as he looked at all the ponies in suits. "Let's just say I've helped them a few times in the past." Rainbow replied not wanting to go too into detail about the times she saved or helped the Wonderbolts when they were in dire situations. "Look Rainbow, it's Soarin!" Pinkie exclaimed as she pointed towards a light blue Pegasus talking to two other pegasi. "Think we should go and talk?" "Maybe." Rainbow said, "I kinda want to enjoy myself before we do any talking." "Has anyone seen Ed recently?" Double D asked as there was a surprisingly low presence of Ed's brand of crazy. "Don't tell me we already lost him!" Eddy exclaimed as he looked around frantically. The group began to search high and low for the big lump and prayed there wasn't going to be a repeat of Ed-Zilla. Eddy ran about before bumping into Rarity, "Did you find him?" He asked. "I think I've found him." Rarity said as she noticed Ed walking up towards the main Wonderbolt team. What happened next was more surprising than anything that had ever happened to them; more than Twilight becoming an Alicorn, more than Santa Claus being real, and even Rolf's personal war on Valentines day. Ed and Soarin began to have a legitimate conversation. "I get where you're coming from, but pie's are totally superior to toast." Soarin said to the oaf, "The flaky layers and sweet filings just make it the more appealing food." Ed seemed to be losing the debate, but he stood his ground, "While I have to agree with you in some aspect, I have to decline your idea." Ed replied with the linguistic skills that even Double D would be jealous of. "While toast is more of a food for the individual alone, the amount of customization that toast allows can give an almost infinite ways of enjoyment. Besides if toast is paired with jams, it's pretty much an open faced pie." The amount of passion the two had over their respected treats was astounding. The more they went on the more they began to see eye to eye on the ideas they represented. "You know what, you're alright big guy." Soarin said as he put his hoof around Ed's shoulder. Who knew pie and toast could co-exist in peace; the two began to walk around the party, making laughter and good times as they went along until they ran into Rainbow and the gang. "Hi guys." Ed said, "This pony is a real laugh riot, and the funny thing is he kinda sounds like me!" "Well it seems you tow have been getting along nicely." Rainbow said elated that there want going to be any mass mayhem for the night. The group went on and told Soarin everything, from how they met and how the Ed's even landed in Equestria in the first place. The discussion was indeed odd, but it seemed normal. The talk was then interrupted by a pegasus in royal blue suit began to talk into a microphone. "Good evening everyone, my name is Spitfire." The Pegasus began, "I want to welcome you all to the Wonderbolts' annual social meet up." The ponies the supposedly were Wonderbolts all got up as ponies clapped their hooves together. The talking went on for what seemed like hours until the Ed's saw a band getting ready to play, "Now with all that out of the way, let the party begin!" With that ponies began to cheer and the band started to play. The tune sounded familiar as Soarin and Ed decided to get on the dance floor. "That's my horse!" Ed shouted as he slapped Soarin's front hooves. "No way, you know this song?" The Pegasus asked, "I haven't heard this in years!" It seemed true that the supposed song sounded like the one Double D played when they tried to make their neighbor Rolf feel less homesick about his homeland, but this one seemed more jovial and less hollow. Maybe it was due to the fact there was no jug player in the band. "That's my horse!" Soarin shouted back at Ed as he hit the oaf square in the gut. Ed didn't really feel the pain, proabably because he had trained himself before with Rolf in the barbaric dance; Ed simply retorted as he grabbed a pie and slammed it into Soarin's face. The two just laughed as the amount of items got more ridiculous as the song continued. The girls were surprised that Pinkie joined in and blasted the two with her travel sized party canon. "C'mon sockhead, this is getting fun." Eddy said as he stepped onto the dancefloor. Unfortunately history wasn't Eddy's strongest subject... well almost any academic subject wasn't Eddy's strong suit, because the moment he got near the trio they all shouted 'That's my horse' and began to beat Eddy and sent him flying. Double D began to quiver in fear as he knew he would be next, "It's your horse, it your horse!" He shouted hoping he would be spared. "Oh come on Double D, don't you remember the last time?" Ed asked as he grabbed his friend's arm, "It goes like this!" With that Ed began to slap the young lad's hand until it became bright red like a tomato. "Okay, okay it's my horse!" Double D shouted in pain. "No way, it's MY horse!" Ed shouted before grabbing his friend and tossing him into the fray, the insanity kept going on into the night until it was time to head back to the hotel. "Well that was surely an... interesting social." Rarity said as the group made their way to the hotel room. "I could've danced all night." Ed stated with a smile so warm and wide that it could heat up a room. "That's nice Ed." Double D said while rubbing his hand, "I think I'll sleep on the way home tomorrow, I need to ice this hand." "Despite everything, I'm glad you guys came with me." Rainbow said. "No problem." Eddy replied, "Besides we needed a change of pace anyways." The night had been a smash, mainly due to Ed hitting Eddy and others into random things, but it was overall a night to be truly remembered. Meanwhile 'Give it up Rolf, the pig is gone!' "Never!" Rolf shouted, "Wilfred will suffer the rage of the son of a shepherd once I get my hands on him." 'And pray tell, how is that going to happen?' "He has never experienced the almighty three shoe beating yet." Rolf stated. 'You don't even have three shoes... I wonder if Deadpool is in the market for another voice in his head.'