The Ed's and Twilight were all sitting around in the Ponyville park watching the seconds go by, "Relish the fine summer's day, Eddy. Absorb the solitude of the park. The aroma of fresh-cut grass." Double D stated as he was trying to lift the spirits of his friends.

"I forgot to wear underwear, guys." Ed stated to break the tension, but in the process only made more with the... disturbing intentions.

"Look guys, I'm sorry but I haven't been able to find any means of sending you guys home." Twilight stated, "Every teleporting spell I know from the most advanced spells of Starswirl to spells thought to be lost to time."

"Funny? You're a laugh and a half, Ed!" Eddy replied with a wide smirk, Ed then reached down and pulled out a clump of dirt and held it over his head.

"Stick to counting your teeth, Ed." Eddy replied, "I think Twi is the one that does magic."

"But Eddy, boing!" Ed retorted as he pulled out some comic books, "I know how to pull it off."

"I guess it could be a possibility." Twilight said as she looked at the covers of the comic, judging by the wizards and monsters they held some possibly merit.

"Alright, let's do your plan, Ed." Eddy stated, with no other options he had nothing to lose.

"I am the man! My plan, my plan, my plan, my plan!" Ed joyously shouted as he ran around like a total doofus, "Okay. First we need-um–" Ed looked at the comics, "A bunch of rocks!"

Ed was painting, splashing red paint everywhere within the town square,"I marked the spot with an X, guys. Let's move 'em out!"

Edd and Twilight looked towards the oaf, "Ed, these rocks are quite large in mass and will require significant force in order to...transport...them." Double D stated.

Ed just smiled and patted his friend on the back, "Right over on the X, Double D!" The lunk head ran off towards Sugarcube Corner, "Ready or not, here I come!"

"Go away!" Eddy shouted before Ed tore the door off of its hinges, revealing Eddy dressed up as an undertaker, "Why am I dressed this way?"

Ed then pulled out a large crystal spire from his jacket, "Now, paint this like an Aztec temple." He then dropped the crystal on Eddy and ran off, "My plan, my plan, my plan."

Edd and Twilight were struggling with the rocks, as they carried it to the spot Ed indicated, but they only find a Q.

"Uhh… A, B, C, G, L M N O Z. Don't you know your alphabet, Double D?" Ed asked as he looked at a list of all he needed.

"But I don't understand!" Twilight stated, "You said X marks the spot! And all we see is a–"

"Lunchbreak!" Ed shouted. Soon enough the four were gathered at a table. Ed pulled out a large lunch box filled with peanut butter sandwiches, he proceeded to hand them to everyone before eating.

"Well, Ed, this is very nice. Thank you." Double D said as he grabbed his sandwich before Ed grabbed the lunchbox and threw it to parts unknown.

"Back to work!" Ed shouted as he handed Edd another rock, "Right on the X." Ed galloped over to Eddy, "C'mon, Eddy! We gotta find rotten spaghetti noodles!"

"Ed, where the heck are we–" Eddy began before Ed grabbed him by his hair and ran off, leaving Twilight and Double D in the dust.

"Ed, wait! We can't find an X!" Twilight shouted; as it was true there was only a surplus of Q's surrounding the town square

Somewhere Within the Everfree Forest

"What's wrong Intent?" Rolf asked the voice in his head, "Ran out of things to say?"

'Why bother. All that is gonna happen is you repeating the same thing over and over again, I mean it isn't like luck is gonna fall out of the sky.'

As if by sheer coincidence a lunchbox fell out of the sky and hit Rolf on the head

"I am sure of it this time!" Rolf replied, "I can smell their idiocy from here!"

"Follow me Intet, the Ed boys are going to feel my wrath soon enough!" Rolf quickly ran in the direction of the scent of food and scamming shenanigans

At Sweet Apple Acres

"We need Double D for this part!" Ed shouted as he grabbed Eddy by his shoulders and running off. Within the span of a few seconds he was pushing Double D who was dressed up as an Eskimo.

"There wasn't an X to be found, Ed." Double D sadly stated before Ed slapped a novelty sized 8-Ball helmet on the young boys head.

"Okay. Now, Double D, it is very important that you give Eddy these waffles." Ed said as he pulled out a towering stack of waffles.

"Wait for my signal, Eddy." Ed whispered as he pulled out a tree from its very roots and waddled his way towards the farm's pig pen.

Within the pig pen Wilfred looked up and observed the moving tree. "Ed I found the toy." Big Mac said as he pulled out the ragged plush toy.

Ed thanked his friend and ran off with the toy, "Now Eddy now!" Ed shouted as he ran off towards town square.

"Now what?" Eddy asked as he looked at the now demolished pig pen fence, Wilfred soon made his way towards the short stack with the high stack. "Waffles?" Eddy offered the porcine pet before being attacked by the pig.

Ed dropped the stuffed toy onto the painted letter, "Nice job, guys. It looks just like a Q."

"Excuse me? Ed, I think somewhere along the line you lost your train of thought. Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential." Twilight stated as she tried to process Ed's inane idea. Ed simply stared as he pulled out a dog treat and ate it

The rock slipped from Double D's grip and fell onto his foot. "MY FOOT!" Double D exclaimed in pain.

"Why'd you wreck the pen? Just get Wilfred on a leash so we can get out of here!"

"Eddy Calm down, we need to get the girls for this." Twilight said as she tied Wilfred to the rock Double D dropped.

Eventually Twilight managed to get the other girls to where the 'spell circle' was located. They all said their goodbyes and had a good laugh before Twilight prepared the spell.

"ED BOYS!" Rolf's voice shouted as he stood against the nine figures with one mission: destroy the Eds. "Thought you could run off to strange equine land and think we'd forget you like amateur goat herder? Well this son of a shepherd will have his retribution!"

"Well, let's not jump to anything rash Rolf. It's a simple misunderstanding." Double D said in hope to break up the conflict.

"Fool!" Ed shouted as he was on top of the crystal spire he had dropped on Eddy earlier in the day, "My magical power has beckoned you, for you will pay with your brains!"

Rolf snorted as he ran towards the group, "You have broken a celery stalk on the back on a sea urchin!"

"Send us home!" The trio shouted at Twilight who was in the middle of charging her power; Rolf then lunged at the three, but before he could get his hands on their necks, the spell had finished charging and made the four boys and pig to disappear.

"I think so." Twilight replied, as she looked around the area, the only thing she noticed was a couple of crows landing down near the circle.

Mondo A-Go Go, a coastal theme park whose only acknowledgeable attractions of it were the Man Eater Roller Coaster and Wild Prawn Ride. Within the park a large surge of purple energy emitted and spewed out the Eds, Rolf, and Wilfred. Eddy looked around the park and pulled out his wallet, within the wallet was a post card from the theme park. This only meant one thing: His older brother was close by. "BIG BRO! WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY?"

"Eddy what about Rolf?" Double D asked as Rolf just laid on the ground unconsciously, "Besides, there's so many places your brother could be."

"Forget him!" Eddy shouted as he kept running around the park, "BIG BRO! IT'S ME! EDDY!" Eddy looked back at his friends, "Keep looking! He's gotta be around here somewhere!" The searching went on for a good while until the trio found a large trailer in the shape of a whale.

Eddy was excited as he knew this meant his Brother lived in that trailer, due to his many outrageous stories of being a whaler. Despite the validity of the tale, the boys had reached the end of their journey. That seemed to be the end of it, until the other kids from the Cul-De-Sac and three girls the Eds hoped to never see again; the Kanker Sisters appeared behind them. "Stay back, all of you stay back!" Eddy exclaimed, "Just a few knocks and you're all gonna get it!"

"And who do ya think is gonna help ya?" Kevin asked with a smug look on his face.

"My big bro!" Eddy replied, as soon as those words chills ran down their spines.

Eddy proceeded to knock on the door until it opened, "Park don't open till noon."

"I told you he's a whiz at telling time!" Eddy quietly exclaimed towards his friends.

"Just a sec." The door to the trailer opened up more, "Ain't those ankle-biters from the cul-de-sac?"

Eddy's Brother soon stepped out of the trailer and to all of the kid's surprise he looked much like Eddy, but dressed more like a sleazy car dealer on his off day, "All for nothin, huh?" Still the troublemakin Eddy, I see." He stated before giving his little brother a noogie.

"Yeah, sure. I'll help you out." Eddy's Brother replied, much to the Ed's joy; it was short lived joy as the man grabbed his little brother by the legs, "Just for old times' sake, let's play a little game of...Uncle."

"That's why we came all the way here fo-" Eddy started before being cut off from the pain of his leg being twisted by his idol, "Uncle!"

"Uncle! Uncle! Uncle uncle!" Eddy exclaimed in agony. This went of for quite a while as Eddy's brother performed different ways of torturing his younger brother, "Bro! Give it up!"

"Give it up?" Eddy's brother asked, "I thought you wanted to hang with your hero."

Soon enough the other Eds and the kids from the Cul-De-Sac came to Eddy's defense as even they had the common sense to give the con artist a break, much to Eddy's brother's surprise. Ed notice with all the chaos that the door Eddy was being bashed against was getting loose, his brain then processed an idea; he reached over and pulled the pins from the hinges. The door breaks loose from it and flew towards Eddy's brother and smacked him square in the face, knocking him over.

"Uuuuhhhh....unnnccclllleeee." Eddy's brother slurred before collapsing and tossing Eddy to the ground/

"Eddy, speak to me!" Double D asked as he rushed towards his friend, "Are you all right?"

Eddy just looked back at his friend, he had a look of his world being destroyed before him, "I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie. I made things up so people would like me. Think I was cool. But boy was I wrong. The scam, my brother...this...when am I gonna learn, Double D?"

"I think you just have, Eddy." Double D replied, knowing he still accepted Eddy as his friend despite everything he had put him and Ed through.

"Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys!" Eddy screamed as he cowered in fear; but to Eddy's surprise, the kids grabbed the boys and tossed them up into the air in victory.

With all the commotion, the kids barely noticed the honking of a bus. As it parked the doors swing open,"The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions!" A voice sounded from the bus; soon enough a boy in a water melon helmet and a plank of wood tied to a mop jumped out, "It's Melon Time!"

"WHERE'D HE COME FROM?" Eddy exclaimed, "Jonny! No! Wait!" The boys plea was in vain as the board of wood grabbed him and the two others and sent them into a beaten pile.

"No thanks are necessary, citizens." The boy known as Johnny triumphantly said as he believed he was a true hero. This was short lived however as the kids attacked Johnny as they took their frustrations intended for the Ed's out on him.

With the dust clearing Kevin walked up to the Eds and helped them up, "Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place! Jawbreakers are on me!" The kids cheered, as that meant an amazing party was on the way.

"We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally with the in-crowd, baby!" Eddy exclaimed with pure joy.

"And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials, a movie, and a crossover fanfic, Eddy." Double D added.

"Let's sing a song!" Ed exclaimed with joy, with that the kids started to sing the Friendship Song.

"When you stub your toe
And it hurts you know"

"Friends are there to help you
When you step on your face
And your teeth are misplaced
Friends are there to help you
When you're flying low
And you're giving a show
Friends are there to help you
When you take off your shoe
And your feet stink pee-yew
Friends are there to help you."

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: Equestrian Mis-Edventures

by Barracuda cyborg

All good things must come to an Ed