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// Audio Log #001: Pickle Barrel, Kumquat 
// Story: Fallout: Equestria – Hold the Pineapple (Audio Files) 
// by MuseoSansPony 
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(Pumpkin Cake) –with your magic and it will start recording.  Pull it again and it will stop.  It is discreet enough to look like your just adjusting it.  Your tasked with sweeping for MoM bugs, right?

Y-yeah.  It is one of the few tasks they trust me to preform.  Linguine and Ravioli also do it...so even if I don’t check my tie, they might.  Why are MoM bugs so easy to detect anyways?

(Pumpkin Cake) That way they are found, but not the ones that aren't easy to detect.  **sigh** Its Pinkie Pie logic, but it makes sense.  Before you ask, the one in your tie is the undetectable kind.  There is a hidden port on the back that can connect to a terminal or pipbuck.

Ok.

(Pumpkin Cake) Just record any meeting.  If you can get them to admit anything that’s fantastic, but don’t force anything.  Act natural, be yourself.

Thank you for doing this for me cuz.

(Pumpkin Cake) I hope it helps.  I have sneaking suspicion others in the MoM are taking bribes to keep the Calzones clean and clear.  I hope I’m wrong, but with the evidence your getting we can try to stop any more shady deals.

What do I do if they ask about my sudden accessory?

(Pumpkin Cake) Say it was a gift from a cousin.  Not false, but true enough to pass a lie detection spell.

What if they probe my memory?

(Pumpkin Cake) The MoM has all the unicorn capable of advanced memory spells on staff.  So if they do, the Calzones are in deeper than we thought.  Then we are both as good as dead.

**gulp** Roger dodger.  Oh and just in case lets make a code word to confirm our identities when we meet up.  I hear they employ a shape shifter named Eighty-Six.

(Pumpkin Cake) Shape Shifter….like...like a changeling?

I don’t know.

(Pumpkin Cake) It would be safer if we talked thought messages only from here on out, but just in case….hhmmm….You’ll say “Pickle Barrel” and I’ll reply with “Kumquat”.

Is that a Pinkie Pie thing?

(Pumpkin Cake) **sigh** Yeah, but it makes so little sense it is hard for anypony to pick up on it.  **magic sound** here let me help you put it on.

O-ok.

(Pumpkin Cake) You can also delete the first recording, it is just us talking.

S-so I pull on this to st–

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