It was a boring drive to the base, no matter what topic Mr. Black and Mr. White brought up Rainbow would not answer, she just sat there in dead silence with her gaze fixed out the windshield. Eventually, they arrived at the gates, the guards giving Mr. Black and Mr. White a salute as they drove in.
"Well, here we are Rainbow, are you sure you are wanting to do this?" Mr. Black asked as they got out of the car. Rainbow had to get help opening the door, but after she stretched she set about making sure her lab coat was unwrinkled.
"Please now you two, let's be formal about this matter at hoof shall we?” Rainbow asked as she finished getting herself in order. “I want you two to address me as "Ms. Dash" when the general asks you a question about me. As for your other question, I am not going to repeat myself since I thought I made my point clear at the house."
"I thought you did as well," Mr. White added as they made their way inside. "and you better watch it Ms. Dash since over half of the base wants to… err, cum inside you."
"Oh really huh?" Rainbow said with the same dark chuckle she did at her house. "I Double Dash dare them too, and any who attempt it… well, I will strike them where they stand."
"Bu-“ Both agents tried to get a word in edgewise, but the mare held up a hoof to silence them.
"Apparently you two haven't read the creepypastas about me, oh well, too bad.” Rainbow continued, making Mr. Black and Mr. White slightly shiver at her tone.“I have to do what is best for my loyalty to my marefriend, and I believe this is the course of action to take. It was bound to happen, sooner or later, but I prefer the former over the later. You see, nopony messes with this mare and gets away with it. Mr. Mittens better be thankful, he is bucking lucky I didn't finish him off right then and there.”
"Ms. Dash…” Mr. White said trying to stop the villain-like monologue. “Johnny… this isn't like you. You normally try and find ways to fix the problem, not go around purposely making it."
"The old me is no longer in control now is it?” Rainbow replied with venom in her words. “I am no longer a human and I am no longer a male either for that matter. My sisters can work on finding a cure until they turn Twilight purple in their faces but you know what? I will not take it, I am not going back, know why? It is because I am no longer bound to the ground like some random blank flank failure, but instead I can take to the skies like the strong pegasus mare I am. Now both of you shut the buck up since the control room is right down the hall."
Both men looked at each other in silence, shocked that the nice Johnny they knew seemed non-existent, instead replaced with a grim shadow that seemed to know nothing but hate and pain. However, the sinister grin displayed on their friend-turned-pony shook them to the core. "On another note, I want to play a prank on the General for wanting to do use me like the way he wants to, here is what I need you two to do."
They agreed since it seemed like it was gonna be interesting, and neither of them wanted to turn her over to the General away. Dash stopped trotting and started to hover silently before entering the actual hallway as Black and White entered the control room.
"Agent Black, Agent White, you are back sooner than I thought you would. Where is my secret WMD at?" The General asked in a stern tone.
"Well, sir, it seems Ms. Dash escaped from our grasp" Mr. Black said as he started to silently snicker hearing the door softly close behind him, indicating the pegasus was in the room and lurking in the shadows like a hunter stalking its prey.
"Oh really then…” The General rolled his eyes, not wanting to continue the game. “I wonder where she is at now."
"She might be closer or further than you might think" Mr. White said trying to keep a straight face and hold in his laughter.
"This is not the time for games,” The General barked in his “oh you are so screwed” voice. “now I told you to go get her, and since you failed you are both as of this moment-"
"They are now what?" Rainbow said with her Factory chuckle, causing everyone in the room to pale and get scared. "Put on probation? Suspended? Terminated? I think that would be a bad choice on your part, considering I came here with them on my own free will..."
She the stepped underneath the overhanging lamp, the faint light illuminating her silhouette. The faint light combined with her black lab coat and the dark twisted look on her face was so terrifying a few agents ran out the room.
"I-I-I am th-the General here." The General said shaking in his boots trying to regain his composure. "Welcome to Area 51.1, your new home"
"Dash... Factory Dash to you,”Rainbow said quoting a certain movie hero. “and you seriously think you can hold me here? Please, I have killed more failures with the Pegasus Device than I can count; you should be the one intimidated by me General and I know all about most of the agents wanting to clop with me..."
Rainbow then raised her tail and put her rear up in the air to tease, setting a trap. "I Double Dash Dare any of you to try...or are you too Scootaloo err...chicken." Everyone in the room looked stunned, after a few minutes, a young man got up from his desk and made his way over to Dash with a coy smile on his face
"What is your name sir?" Rainbow asked batting her eyes.
"My name is Dirk,” The man replied. “I am a huge fan, and I have often dreamed of well… you know..."
"Cumming in me? Well guess what Dirk..." Rainbow then flared her wings and got into a fighting stance and delivered several rapid fire strikes to his abdomen. After managing to regain his footing, he came at her with both fists swinging. Hovering up into the air, Dash missed every punch before doing the same 360 kick she did to Mittens, making Dirk briefly go through the air before landing on, then rolling off of, a table on the far end of the room and knocking him out cold.
"My plot belongs to my girlfriend, any of you who are stupid enough to try something will either suffer the same consequences... or far worse..." Rainbow said glaring at the General. "Now General, what was that I heard about me being a WMD?"
"You heard that huh?” The General was sweating more pullers than an Allied troop in D-Day. “Well, yeah, I was going to use you as one since you are the weather pegasus. I am sure we ca-"
"Not a bucking chance in Tartarus I will agree to that. Now," Rainbow said somehow managing to grab a knife off the only table that remained standing and placing it under the General's throat, "any last words? As my dear friend Pinkamena says… your party is over."
"You have beautiful eyes..." The General said closing his own eyes, preventing him from seeing the sly grin on Dash's face.
"Well done General, well done indeed, so you have read my creepypastas then. now that that is over with," Rainbow said tossing down the knife, "I am gonna be honest with you, I wasn't gonna kill you. I just did that to scare the living daylights out of you and it worked. Now if you excuse me, Jillian is waiting for me, and you should know by now it is a really dumb idea to mess with the Test family."
"Wait, Jillian you say? Is that you Johnny?" The General asked stunned.
"Yes and no…” Rainbow said for the millionth and one time as she lowered her gaze. “Yes it is me, but also no since I am now Dash. Still wanna use me as a WMD?"
The General shook his head. "Ummmm… no, I don't think so."
"Smart choice, otherwise...well, you know what I am capable of so do not try me, now bye" With that Rainbow took off, creating a hole in the ceiling before heading back towards Porkbelly.