//------------------------------// // Rarity, Twilight, and Celestia // Story: Rarity's Gassy Situation // by The Dark Wolf //------------------------------// It had been months since Rarity's gas attack, and she was having dinner at a restaurant in Canterlot with Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia. "And, today I came up with a new line of dresses I simply must show you," said Rarity, still at the table after finishing their meal and paying their bill. "What about you, Twilight?" said Celestia. "Have you learned any new spells since I last saw you?" "Well..." Twilight blushed a little. "I do know one. And, based on something you said a few months ago, I think maybe you'd appreciate it." "Would you care to demonstrate for me?" "I'm not sure I should. Not here, anyway." "Then let's go to an empty room in the castle and you can cast it there." "Sure," Twilight said tentatively, looking at Rarity. "I'd love to see it too," said Rarity. I'm not sure you would, thought Twilight, but she said nothing and walked with Celestia to the castle. Once they were in an empty room, Celestia said "Now, Twilight, what is this new spell you learned?" Twilight was very nervous about casting this spell. It was a very unprincesslike spell, but she remembered that it didn't offend Celestia at all. She tried to decide who to cast it on. Rarity was out of the question, and although she was sure Celestia wouldn't mind, she still didn't want to cast the spell on her based on the unfounded fear that it would offend her. She could cast it on herself, although it would be embarrassing, and besides, Rarity might get offended. She was afraid how she'd react. She decided to cast it on herself, but as she started casting the spell, she briefly considered casting it on Celestia instead to spare herself the humiliation, then wondered what Rarity would think no matter who she cast it on. As a result of her nervousness and constantly thinking about Celestia and Rarity, the spell didn't go exactly as planned. The spell exploded, knocking all three mares to the ground. "I'm so sorry," said Twilight as she got to her feet. "I might have messed up the spell. Are you all right?" "I'm fine," said Celestia. "So, what is this spell supposed to-" She paused as she felt her stomach grumbling, and then a sensation in her bowels. "Ah, I see what it does now. I don't believe I've ever heard of this spell before." "How do you-" Twilight began, as she was also feeling the effects of the spell. "Oh no... don't tell me it affected you too!" "It's all right, Twilight. No one else is around, so we can have a little fun with it." "Please don't tell me this spell does what I think it does," said Rarity, who was feeling very uncomfortable. "Really, Twilight? You came up with a spell that makes ponies... break wind?" "I only did it cause Celestia thinks farts are funny," said Twilight. "I didn't want you to be exposed to it." So that's why Twilight was so tentative about it. "I'd like to go somewhere else." "You can stay with us until the spell wears off," said Celestia. "It's not like I haven't heard you fart before. A lot. Besides, you won't be the only one." "Well..." Rarity paused for a moment, a part of her liking the opportunity to have fun with farting in front of two princesses who didn't mind it. Then, Rarity accidentally farted loudly. It was a short fart, but as loud as many of Rainbow Dash's farts. She blushed and giggled nervously. "Just let it all out and have fun with it," said Celestia. She lifted her leg and let out a slightly quieter fart for three seconds. Rarity felt a little more at ease seeing the princess fart in front of her. She let out a quiet, airy fart, and sighed of relief. "If I did this spell right, we're going to be really gassy," said Twilight. She let out a short, boisterous fart, and giggled, blushing lightly. "That's fine with me," said Celestia, farting loudly for five seconds. "I suppose I have no choice," said Rarity, who was enjoying this a little more than she let on. She raised her rump in the air and farted for six seconds. FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRT! Celestia farted silently for four seconds. Before she was done, Twilight excitedly raised her rear end in the air. PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFT! She giggled as she farted for seven seconds. "Nice one, Twilight," said Celestia, patting Twi's butt lightly. She raised her behind in the air. BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP! She let out a satisfied sigh as her loud fart lasted nine seconds. Rarity could not believe Princess Celestia could fart like that. But, then again, she had farted louder and longer months ago. Although, with this next fart coming, she suspected she might be just as noisy and unladylike today. She moaned as a flurry of boisterous farts erupted out of her rear. They were all very short, two seconds at longest, but very loud, and she blushed lightly as she continued to fart loudly. Celestia started to laugh, not making fun of Rarity, but because she thought the repeated farts were funny. She didn't stop laughing as she released several loud farts of her own. Twilight also reached this stage, and let loose with a series of farts that were just as short and just as loud as Rarity and Celestia's farts, but higher-pitched, and, in many cases, wetter. After about two minutes straight of farting non-stop, Celestia magically opened a window to air out the room. Rarity could not believe she and two princesses were farting so much, and so loud, and enjoying it. Finally, they stopped. "That's about as long as it lasts for," said Twilight. "If you want to fart more, I'll have to cast the spell ag-" PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRT! Twilight's eyes went wide with surprise as a loud, wet fart made its way out of her butt. It lasted for eight seconds. "Looks like we're not done yet!" said Celestia. She lifted her leg and let out a loud, nine-second fart. "We should have a farting contest!" "I'd rather not," said Rarity. "It's undignified enough to break wind so loudly, and I'd hate to be known for winning such a vulgar con-" FFFFFFRRRRRT! PPPPPRRRRRT! BBBRRRRAAAAAP! PPPPBBBBTTTTH! BBBBRRRRRT! FFFFFFFFRRRRT! Rarity couldn't hide her sigh of relief as she released another series of boisterous farts. "Looks like your farts are the loudest," said Twilight. She lifted her leg and farted for four seconds. "And, it's hard to tell with all of us farting, but I think yours are the stinkiest too." "Twilight!" said Rarity, blushing a little, but she knew what Twilight said was true. BBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTT! Celestia giggled as she farted very loudly for ten seconds, though it wasn't enough to drown the sound of Rarity's farts. "Let's see if I can top that!" said Twilight. She waited a bit, then raised her tush in the air. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! She patted her butt, looking as though nothing could be more fun than farting like that. Rarity had stopped farting in the middle of Twilight's fart and was trying to hold it in. "13 seconds!" said Celestia. "Right now you're winning for longest fart!" "I'm sure you can fart longer," said Twilight. "I mean... I hope that didn't offend you." "Not at all. It's fun to fart. I just don't do it at formal meetings, or in front of anyone who might get offended by it." Celestia let out another loud fart for eleven seconds, two seconds shorter than Twilight. Twilight farted for 13 seconds again. Celestia farted for 14 seconds. Then Twilight farted for 15. Then Celestia let out a booming, 18-second fart, and neither of them could top that after that. This was even louder than Rarity's farts. Rarity was still holding it in the entire time. She wasn't sure why. She knew she'd have to let it all out eventually. And then, she couldn't hold it any longer. BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRT! She blushed lightly as a boisterous fart made its way out of her, louder than Celestia's longest fart. Twilight and Celestia stared, each farting loudly a few times, but not long enough to be heard over Rarity's fart. Rarity farted for 28 seconds, nine seconds shorter than when she had farted on Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, but the longest fart today. "Wow," said Twilight. "I mean, I know you've farted longer than that before, but that was under the influence of fart powder enhanced by Starlight. I've never farted that long with this spell." PPPFFFFFT. "I think I might have overdid the spell to increase our gassiness." "Well, I don't mind," said Celestia, and she farted loudly for three seconds. "It... is going to end, right?" "I don't see why not. Oh, I hope it does end. I don't want to be farting non-stop for the rest of my life!" But, she didn't fart again. Neither did Celestia, or Rarity. The spell had worn off. "Rarity wins the farting contest!" said Celestia. Rarity blushed. "I wasn't even trying to compete," she said. Celestia slapped Rarity's butt lightly. "It's nothing to be ashamed of. But, it won't leave this room if you don't want it to." "I'd very much appreciate that. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie would never let me hear the end of it if they found out I outfarted two princesses."