50 Things I'm Not Allowed to do in Equestria

by Sputniik


Rule #1 (Aftermath)

"Oh shiz, Dash." Twilight cursed under her breath. Just a couple hours ago, the pair had rampaged through Ponyville, and now, Canterlot was being converted to a pile of rubble. Bloody rubble.

Not like anypony died, though, but sure a few fillies had been mentally scarred for life, yes, and certainly more that a few. Even Blueblood was cowering under the safety of a torn down vegetable cart on the street side.

Major destruction? Check. And check that twice. Rainbow mentally pat herself on the shoulder, and stared over the land beneath her, her work of art. A true masterpiece.

"I think we're about done here, that's enough destruction for one day," she grinned. Twilight blinked.

"One day?"

"Slaves! Take us home!" Rainbow cheered, as the changeling guards took off, with Twilight reluctantly following behind.



Ponyville


Twilight rubbed her temples. "Dash, you've officially killed me. Both mentally and physically." She sighed, while Dash groaned and threw herself into the chair.

"Seriously? You're still alive, right? Therefore, I've not pushed you to your limits yet," Rainbow Dash stated matter-of-factly, with a puff of her chest and the signature arm cross.

Twilight levitated a comic book off the counter, with some unicorn witch on the cover, and a really ticked-off Manticore. She flipped to a page noisily and rested her face on her hoof.
"If I'm supposedly immortal, how, Dash, could I die? Or... Will I just have to suffer you're existence for all eternity?" The pegasus huffed.

"Well, I-"

"No. Save it-- please, it's only 3:37, and I need my R&R, please?" she was on the verge of tears again. Unfortunately, this kind of detail can swiftly pass the simple mind of this villian. Oh, what a disadvantage this is.

Dash rolled her eyes. Was she really going to give into some measly egghead? Well, it had to happen eventually.

"Fiiine," Dash whined, laying her head back into the cushions. "But tomorrow, no mercy." Twilight simply yawned at this, putting Dash on the offensive.

Rainbow leapt off the couch and hovered over it warningly. " I'll be back, Sparkle..." She bitterly spat out that last part like dirt. "... And YOU WILL EVENTUALLY PAY-"

"Ok, see you after dinner."

Dash breathed in, and hung her head defeatedly, still hovering the couch. She slowly took off for the front door.

"Oh, OK. See you,"