Me, some Ponies, and the Doctor

by SirRobinProductions


Dinner with the Doc

"Well, this has been a weird day!" Said the Doctor, with a twinkle in his eye. It had, in fact, been an EXTREMELY weird day, but by the Doctor's standards, it was just plain weird. The three Past-Equans were still amazed at the Science behind the TARDIS. A small little Police Public Call Box from London, 1963, was perfectly fine for them. That same box, holding a whole universe inside of it, however,only Twilight could handle, Barely.It's just that Ditzy just stared off into space, as if dreaming. "Doctor, Where are we going? And Who ARE you? This day is making no sense!" Twilight asked, in a rage. The Doctor just kept hitting switches. "Well, we are going to finish our Alibi, which John may have done for us, and then........" He said, pulling a big lever " We are going back to our friend John's house, and putting that Alibi into action."

"Honey, I'm home!" said my mother. "Hail" I replied. My Mother said "Hey, John, how do you feel about pizza for dinner?"
Me, putting on my headset on the computer, said "Yeah, pizza will be great. Oh, by the way, did you get a call from my history teacher?" "No, honey, I didn't. Why?" She asked. Oh boy. " Because he said at the end of the school year that he would pick one student from a bucket and take that student on a trip with his daughters. He E-mailed me saying that I had one." I lied. "He will be coming over for dinner later tonight, and he is bringing his daughters." At me saying this, my mother immediately started to panic, like she usually does when people come over. "Well, don't just stand there! help me clean up!" She demanded in my general direction. I think I'm going to skip writing that part................

After a while of cleaning, I looked out of the window, and saw the Doctor, Twilight, Vinyl, and Ditzy starring at me. I opened the door for them, and called my mother. "Mom! Doctor Smith is here!" "Oh, good!" called back my mom. After getting settled down, (The Doctor was eating with my mom, who was a little annoyed at the Doctor's last minute appearance. I was eating with the girls.) I had a chat with the girls. "So your telling me, that In this world, Wearing clothes casually is normal?" said Twilight. "Yes, and around here, that is a very touchy subject, so let's change the subject....." I said, taking a bite out of my cheese pizza. "Oh, I forgot to tell you girls something," I said, lowering my pizza. "Human diets aren't exactly like Equan diets. We humans are omnivores." At this, Twilight put her hand up to her mouth and gasped. Ditzy and Vinyl looked at her questioningly. "Glad to see someone has been learning their biology." I said. I then turned to Vinyl and Ditzy, who were sitting opposite me and Twilight. "An omnivore is an organism that eats-" Before I could finish, however, Twilight interrupted me. "An omnivore is an organism that eats both vegetation and-" She gulped." Animals." I would ave laughed at their horrified faces, had I no had some respect for what they were saying. But, really, I archived the looks on their faces in my memory banks to laugh at later. It was just. that. funny..

I'll let you imagine their looks while we go check on the Doc. He was in hot water, in fact, my Mom was sending wave after wave of hot water at him. after she was done scolding him for such last minute appearances, She started to talk about the trip. The Doctor lied about the majority about it, but he kept to the story he had, wich may have put him into even more hot water, Like if you went to Hell, and it was full of hot water, and it was raining hot water, and that Hot water was on fire, maybe that would be remotely close to this amount of hot water, but probably not....... Warcraft references aside, he was just the Doctor, making a deal with the most dangerous creature in the universe..... a slightly annoyed Mother. Needless to say, the Doctor struck a deal, and Me, Twilight, Vinyl, and Ditzy, followed the Doctor into the cool night air.

I started laughing when we got into the TARDIS. When everyone started to give me looks, I explained that it was the looks on heir faces when I told them about us being omnivores. After a pause among them, they started laughing too, not because they thought I was joking about that, which I wasn't (Of course), but because they got good looks of each other's faces too. After the laughing ended, I leaped out of the seat and said "Doctor, take us out." With permission to do so, he started pressing seemingly random buttons and flipping seemingly random levers. Me, exited about what was happening, laughed among the TARDIS seemingly shaking out of control. I said what any Whovian would say in my place. "ALLON-Y!"