I had teleported to Ponyville and started to float around, paying close attention for a rainbow maned pegasus so she didn’t end up crashing into me and going through the other side.
As I floated around I saw Sugarcube Corner and floated in through the door and to a table. Waiting for somepony to come to me as I looked through the menu.
“Hmm...I think I’ll get the chocolate marshmallow cake with buttercream frosting.” With a snap of my fingers a sack of bits landed next to me on the table.
“Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie, what’s your name? Also, here’s the chocolate marshmallow cake with buttercream frosting you ordered.”
My eye turned to her. “Thank you. I’m Bill Cipher, dream demon extraordinaire.” I say as I started eating the cake with my eye.
“Ooh, a dream demon!... What’s a dream demon?” She asked.
“A being from the second dimension that can travel through the mind scape with little to no effort and bend reality itself like paper.”
“Is that why you’re so flat?”
I broke out laughing hard. “Bwahahahaha! That’s priceless!!”
“But the cake has a price…”
I rolled my eye. “Sure kid, sure.” I slid over the large sack of gold bits to her. “Keep the change, kiddo.”
“Wow!” She exclaimed upon opening the bag, “You must be really rich to have this many gold bits to spare!”
“Kiddo, if I wanted to, I could make YOU into gold.” I said with a laugh.
“Ooh! That reminds me of the time I was covered in cake batter! It made for an awesome Pinkie cake after! Too bad I haven’t been able to do it again, my friends would love it!” She said, giggling.
I got an idea after she said that and I asked her. “Well I am known for making deals kid, what would ya need to do it?”
“Cake batter, frosting, and a golden dragon egg.” She said.
I would have grinned if I could, but alas no mouth to do so, but I stuck my right hand out as it was engulfed in blue flame and said. “Well kiddo, I can get all those things, but your gonna need to give me something in return.”
“What’s that?”
“Well since you don’t have anything I need how about you owe me a favor? No matter what it is you have to do it so long as I hold up my end of the deal. Deal?”
“Deal.” She said, as she shook my hand.
I shook her hoof as both of our limbs were engulfed in blue flames and I said. “A deal has been made that you must abide by or face the wrath of the dream demon.” I said with a laugh as I teleported away with a flash of yellow.
Meanwhile, back at Sugarcube Corner.
“I feel like I just got screwed over, but I don’t know why or by who… Meh.”
Now back to Bill.
I teleported to the dragon lands and into the nest of a large black dragon and eyed her eggs that where of a golden color. “Alright now to grab one...and maybe a few for some omelets hehe.” I reached down to grab some, hoping not to wake the dragon.
It was as I was just about to grab one of the eggs that I heard a metallic shuffle behind me. I whipped around, noticing a rather hard-to-miss pile of gold in front of me. Keyword: noticed. You see, it wasn’t the gold that had my attention. Oh no. It was the dragon, the very much awake dragon that had that honor. I looked it over, seeing that it had red scales covering most of its body, with light red, almost pink eye ridges and spines, and yellow scales on his underside, ears, and wings.
“There’s two of you!?” I yell, unintentionally jolting the other dragon awake.
“Indeed, and I believe you’re screwed if you don’t leave.” Said Big Red.
“Me? Screwed? I’ll have you know that one does not simply screw Bill Cipher. I prefer to be taken on a few dates first. Besides, I have a deal to follow through, and I take my deals VERY seriously.” I said, my voice becoming demonic when I said ‘very’. “If I have to erase you to keep it, I will. In fact, I’ll save you the trouble of instigating!”
Upon finishing that sentence, I shot the red dragon with a concentrated version of the laser I used to kill Time Baby and the Time Police, vaporizing the overgrown lizard in moments before turning to his shocked mate. “You want some too, Pitch?” I asked, not waiting for an answer as I vaporized her as well. “Well, now that that’s over, time to collect some eggs.”
I collected all the golden eggs before teleporting back to that pink pony. I think her name was Pinkie something… Eh, who cares? A deal’s a deal.
With a pop I poofed in front of her. “ELLO Pinkie! I got what you wanted!”
“Thanks, Billsy! Now all I need to do is whip up the batter and frosting and I can get to making Pinkie cakes!”
“No problem kiddo, just remember your end of the deal.” I say as I hand her the egg and teleport away.