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// Caliaponia's Royal in the Hay (Pony with a Pen's "Celestia Has a Lot of Sex") 
// Story: Never the Final Word (Vol. 2) 
// by FanOfMostEverything 
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The air shimmered, and the two guards vanished, leaving a  pair of flustered alicorns in their places. Luna's eyes danced with  laughter, while Twilight's blush was almost incandescent.

"Orgies," Celestia repeated, resisting the almost magnetic attraction that had grown between her hoof and her muzzle.

Luna shrugged. "It was the best I could come up with at the spur of the moment."

Celestia sighed.  "It's just as well Cadance didn't notice your arrival, but how did you even know to come?"

Twilight  looked up from her study of the floor long enough to reply.  "Err,  Shiny can get, well, loquacious sometimes when he's inspecting the  miniatures, and he was considering a siren temptress when, umm..." she  trailed off.

"Say no more," Celestia snorted, before fixing the  two of them with a look. "Well, you may have satisfied Cadance for the  time being, but now she expects us to bed our guards.  Any plans for  that?"

Two pairs of ears wilted, and Celestia's hoof lost it's battle to stay apart from her brow.