Pinkie Pie: Saint of Manehattan

by Thunder Chaser


Chapter 5

What happened at the gala was big news in all of Equestria as journalists swarmed central park. Diamon Tiara, editor of The Manehattan Post isolated commisioner AppleJack and asked "Who was responsible?"
"Most likely Manehattan area crime families, MPD is looking further into the issue."Applejack said unemotionally
"What about that Bloodmane, what kind of an administration is it when the mayor relies on crazy men in black suits to protect them?'"
Applejack, deeply hure by Taras insult to her friend, herself and the MPD. She ripped the tape recorder out of Diamond Tiaras hand, breaking it under her hoodves before looking into her face angrily.
"Nuthins wrong with this city, except that mud hurlin, mafia money acceptin muckrackers like yourself trying to ruin this city!, now do you want to go away or do you want me to investigate all that money that you dont register with the Equestrian Revenue Bureau!?" smiling meanly
"Well, i better get going" Diamond Tirara said nervously, trotting away
"The nerve!" Applejack said walking away angrily back to the police station, before getting back she ran into Bloodmane.
"I got another assighnment for you."Applejack said plainly
"What is it?" asked Bloodmane
"Theres some very suspicous activity on 456 Lotus Avenue, big house with people coming in and out of" Applejack said disgustedly
"Alrighty than" Bloodmane ran excitedly towards the trashy ghetto that was wear Gaylord commons once stood. When she got there, the sight both was beautiful and sad. A huge victorian mansion, now crumbling atop a cinderblock foundation. The lawn was choked with weeds, tal grasses, a husk of a car, a tattered Equestrian flag and some old golf clubs. Bloodmane leaped into the first floor window, knife in hand finding noone. an old televison set, some R34 mags and a filthy couch were all in the bare room. She looked around disgustedly and went into the basement to peek down there. Snips was laboring over a large chemistry set, prodcing a crystalline substance
"Its a meth lab!"thought Bloodmane
Snails was smoking a huge quanity, now skinnier and dumber than ever. Suddenly Snails shouted "Hey its that spider woman!" sprinting towards her and tackling her down, attempting to claw her ees out. Even in his drug induced fury, Snails was a weak target and was quickly knocked off to the side, knocking over several flammable substances and some test tubes on the table. Snips ripped out his gun and began firing shots at Bloodmane shouting "No way, your stopping Daddy Snips and his Crystal Train!", a shot ripped through her afro, prompting a scream from Bloodmane before jumping onto the table and kicking Snips's gun out of his hand, it ricocheting and misfiring into Snip's shin. He yelped and went down without a fight, taking several punches before being picked up by Bloodmane and carried outside. She than called Applejack and said
"I got your guy right here"
"Great ill pick him up"
Bloodmane than walked into the houses and began knocking over the various chemicals and tubes onto the floor, making sure no methhead could scavenge anything. She left the house tossing a match onto the floor. Right as Applejack pulled up, the house exploded in an awesome red blast like a grim, monochromatic sonic rainboom. Bloodmane said
"He lit his place on fire before we left, probably to dispose of a body or something"Boodmane lied
"Well naturally, this guys wanted for murder, skipping bail and now producing drugs. mmmmm I smell the elctric shair for you!"Applejack lauhghed as she took Snips's away into the car.
Six months later Snip's would be sentenced to the death penalty, wanted for two murders:One a rival dealer and for Snail's whos charred body was discovered at the scene of the cd=rime