How about that, dood, I FINALLY updated, I am such a bad author.
~dood~[/hr]
Gigavolt seemed steamed when we saw her roaming Ponyville. We all know she is plotting something; as she has a tendency to go to the restaurant, eat and scheme, then leave without paying, teleporting out of there before anyone notices, dood.
Me and the other Prinnies continue our chores, dood, for our apples, sardines, and bits. As we cleaned, Super Pal found a book in the corner, dood; evidently it was a spell book, in which we gave to Twilight since that’s her field.
She learned the ability to multiply herself by up to three copies, she also made water out of thin air, and a spell that alters the voice patterns of a pony, don’t see how that would be useful unless you were a spy, dood.
Yesterday, Gigavolt approached Twilight. We were expecting a fight, but all Gigavolt asked was “May I have the prinnies?” in a calm voice. Of course Twilight said no, causing Gigavolt to facehoof and walked away, mumbling something about why she thought that would work, dood.
I think she made a small repair shop on the edge of town seeing as she’ll be here until we go back to Hades, and since she tried to kill everypony at least once each, not too many ponies would touch her with a thirty foot pole, dood.
I think Pinkie tried to gather ponies for a “Welcome to Ponyville, Gigavolt” Party, which is pretty much the same as pulling the teeth of everything that lives in Ponyville now, including Gigavolt since she doesn’t like anypony, dood.
Three hours before the party, Twilight and her friends went on ahead to get Gigavolt and search her for any tricks like the love potion that was used, or anything else, while we, the prinnies, went around the party itself to, tending to the guests. Everypony was on edge, praying to their goddess that lived around forty-five kilometers away that Gigavolt won’t zap them, dood. The seven girls came in, with Gigavolt following Twilight in.
“So you are using the prinnies, what are you paying them?” Gigavolt asked.
Twilight glared at the green demon. “I pay them what they deserve.”
Gigavolt gave the best pony a confused look, dood. “A sardine every twenty hours?”
Twilight shook her head. “No, a apple, a cupcake, a sardine, and some bits for eight hours of work.”
Gigavolt looked surprise, “You still know they are criminals from other worlds, right? They are lucky to have a sardine every twenty hours, that’s what they are paid, the money they earn is put into a savings account that should only be used when the prinny is ready to reincarnate.” Gigavolt explained dood “And furthermore, if Valvatorez finds out you have been overpaying them, he will-ack!” Gigavolt was dragged off by Pinkie Pie to greet every. Single. Pony. In. Ponyville. Dood.
Me and the others laughed as Gigavolt was forced to introduce herself to everypony in town and apologize for trying to kill them for a bunch demonic penguins, we are rather shocked on how forgiving they were for something so dire, the party itself went rather well, Pinkie forced our demonic friend to dance, and be merry, Demon Ponies shouldn’t be merry, dood.
She had fun, managed to not burn our eyes with dance skills that no pony will understand. In the end, we still had fun, Gigavolt even said she’ll take a hiatus on trying to drag us back to Hades, and when she does go back to her old ways, she Pinkie Pie swore not to try to kill any pony in the process, I doubt she knows the meaning behind how sacred a Pinkie Promise is the party pony, dood.
The next morning, Gigavolt was in the library, saying something about catching up on the times, dood. Rainbow Dash still doesn’t like her too much, neither does anypony else that isn’t a walking pink sugar-high, dood, to be honest, I think Twilight and Fluttershy try to be friends with her, as much as they don’t want to be friends with somepony that wanted them dead for several chapters.
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Twilight searched Ponyville for her friends, Big Macintosh claims that Applejack went into town an hour ago; Carousel Boutique was empty, which is strange in itself; the Cakes said that Pinkie left a little while ago too; Fluttershy wasn’t at her cottage, Rainbow Dash wasn’t practicing over her usual air space; what was wrong with the world Twilight thought. ‘Where is everypony’ she thought, as she walked to her library home.
She opened the door. It was too dark for her liking, so she turned on a light and used her telekinesis to grab a book from one of the many bookshelves. As she entered her own bed room, she saw something rather peculiar: a sizable cloth covering her floor with a golden pail with a bottle of champagne inside, a very odd thing.
She approached the oddity in her room, when five shadows came upon her, grappling her some fighting among each other to see who is first-
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“And then they fucked, dood.” I said
“Are you serious? First you drag me over here to help you write a story, told that you were going to write a clopfic, then you cockblock your readers with THAT?” Gigavolt said steamed that I wasted her time, dood.
“I’m not good at clopfics, dood.” I said like a boss, dood. Gigavolt sighs as a knock comes to the Library door, “I got it, dood!” Super Pal yells out to everyone within hearing distance.
“Sweet Celestia fucking Twilight, dood, it’s HERE!” he says, me and Gigavolt both hope he suddenly explodes for saying the dumbest thing ever,
Meanwhile in Canterlot
Celestia and Luna were reading in their study when an odd curse is heard, Celestia groans “I wish ponies will stop cursing my name already.” Luna giggled as Celestia levitated a bit into an overflowing jar of bits with her name on it, next to it was a jar with Luna’s name on it, with possible twenty-five bits in it.
“So, you were doing what to your student, sister?” Luna asked in a confused and worried tone.
“I don’t know, my dear sister, and thankfully, I don’t wish to know.” Celestia groaned, looking like she had a headache.
Back in Twilight’s Library
“The Princess doing ’what’ to me?” Twilight asked Super Pal who was holding on to a package with his flippers.
“My story came in, dood, ordered it from straight from Earth; it’s rather hard to get a package that has to come here from two dimensions, dood.” Super Pal answered with pride.
“That doesn’t answer my question.” Twilight groaned, dood.
Super Pal was sweating bullets/ “Heh, slip of the tongue, dood?”
“Slip of the tongue is usually a single word, not a phrase.” Gigavolt said; Super Pal looked like he was going to explode where he stood.
“What package?” I asked, possibly saving Super Pal’s life.
“My clopfic is here, ‘Rainbows over the Horizon’; it’ll be so awesome, dood.” He said jumping for joy; Gigavolt was confused, as were the rest of us in the room.
“Prinnies don’t have sexual organs; they don’t even have rectums, for crying out loud.” Gigavolt piped up, a sigh coming from me.
“Then why do I always feel pain in my butt when I wake up hung over, and some demon is all happy holding on to me with a strap-on or otherwise, dood?” he asked.
He got Gigavolt to facehoof, “They probably opened a hole between the stitching where the white of your suit meets the purple, thus literally making you a new hole.”
I don’t know when Lady Sparkle got Super Pal’s package, but she was reading it…
“Please, Dash, don’t stop.” Twilight said. "As Rainbow Dash continued to lick her lover’s horn, the unicorn’s hooves were holding her Pegasus by her thighs as she pulled the athlete down on to her-" Twilight turned to Super Pal with a blank face. “What did I just read?” Twilight said, dood.
“It’s a clopfic, dood.” Super Pal said, “You know how rare it is to get a good Futalight Sparkle Fic? You got to pay millions of Hel to even find the site that has one on it, too much Futashy, dood.” Super Pal said with a smug tone, I turned to see Gigavolt’s eye twitching, Twilight looked like her brain was trying to process the information then dump that same information into the trash, dood.
“Super Pal, I want to hit you so hard right now.” Gigavolt says holding her face with her hoof again; she looks up with a puzzled expression, levitates a book with her electric telekinesis, and then hurls it at Super Pal’s face, dood.
“Ouch, dood, why did you do that, dood?” he asked.
“Because I remembered the fact that I am a demon, so why waste such an opportunity to do so, as well, why bring a clopfic into a land of happiness and sickeningly sweet ponies?” She was so mad, she flipped a table in the kitchen with her magic to make a point, too bad Master Cupcakes was hit by it, dood.
“Fusion Fool was writing a clopfic moments ago, dood.” He said in his defense.
“Fusion Fool couldn’t write a clopfic if two ponies were doing it right in front of him, and his life depended on it.” Gigavolt rebuked, dood.
“So a clopfic is a story about two ponies mating?” Twilight asked, still holding her shocked expression.
“Yea, usually involving ponies that have been given names and faces; such as yourself, your friends, your enemies, and the miscellaneous ponies of Ponyville.” Gigavolt answered, dood.
“I’m going to go lie down, now, please, make sure that no pony enters my room, not even by window.” Twilight says, slowly making her way to her room, still dazed, dood.
“That went well, dood.” I say
Fusion Fool: Lightning clashes with the Earth, dood.
Twilight: Not one of these.
Fusion Fool: The fair Fluttershy is trapped in the Castle of hatred and other mean things, dood.
Fluttershy: Oh my,
Twilight: Oh great, what now?
Fusion Fool: But then the brave Knight; Twilight Sparkle comes in on her most faithful steed, Celestia, dood.
Celestia: I'm sorry, What?
Twilight: WHY AM I RIDING THE PRINCESS?
Fusion Fool: Only one obstacle is in her way, a knight in rainbow armor, dood.
Rainbow Dash: Sounds like a cool knight.
Fusion Fool: Can Twilight defeat the Spectrum Destroyer and save the Fair Fluttershy from marrying the evil Count Blueblood, dood?
Twilight: So I am going to fight Rainbow Dash, while riding on Princess Celestia, to save Fluttershy from marrying Prince Blueblood.
Rainbow Dash: Why am I blocking Twilight's way if I am the only thing stopping Fluttershy from marrying a jerk?
Celestia: I would still like to know why I am my student's steed.
Fusion Fool: Final Episode: Twishy, the Musical. A epic battle that will take place, and only the best will walk away, dood.
Twilight: A musical? Never mind, hey Fusion Fool.
Fusion Fool: Yeah, dood?
Twilight: When are you going to correct all the mistakes your readers are finding for you in the previous chapters?
Fusion Fool: (Silence)
Laharl: You told me I was going to be in this chapter, whats the big deal?
Fusion Fool: Oh crap, I forgot about you, dood.
Laharl: How DARE you forget about me, I will kill you, bring you back to life, and kill you again, and so on, untill you remember who your master is.
Fusion Fool: OH SHIT, DOOD!
Twilight: Why am I almost glad he didn't show up, I don't think the Elements of Harmony would have worked on him.
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Twilight's quip about me not fixing my chapters is pretty much me not flipping you off, but to let you guys know how lazy I am about that stuff, dood.
So, I will apologies for making you guys believe that I wasted your time checking for those things.
EDIT:(07/11/2012) I fixed all my chapters compared to what everyone have seen, dood!