//------------------------------// // The Replacer // Story: THE REPLACER REPLACES THE MANE 6 // by Chadbane //------------------------------// You see a handsome man pull up to the camera in a fancy orange and black sports car, and naturally you're confused. A fair reaction; This is a story, after all—a story with no pictures. But the handsome stranger pulls up to the camera nonetheless, dressed neatly from head to foot in a signature black suit. At this point you probably realize this isn't going to be your average story. And you're right. That's because the storyteller isn't here. He's been replaced... By me. The Replacer. *Unsettling signature smile.* Don’t worry. He’s alright. He’s quietly enjoying some Call of Duty Black Ops 4, complete with two brand new weapons and an all new blackout map for you hopeless battle royale fans. But I’m not here to talk about that. Call of Duty is old news. And though I must admit I am a little disappointed, it isn’t hard to see why. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic season 9 is out, which means choosing how you spend your free time just became a whole lot harder. Luckily for you, I’m on the job; so you can forget all about the traffic, paperwork, and deadlines in your life. The Replacer is here, and there isn’t a job too large or too small for me to handle. Don’t believe me? *Chuckle* Well, let's see who we got here...