//------------------------------// // Chjapter2 // Story: medium // by Lupine Infernis //------------------------------// “What…? What did you do?” New chapter. Twilight, I have no idea why this is happening; maybe I really did something I shouldn’t have done, maybe I’m in a coma, maybe I’m insane… whatever it is, I’m not going down without giving it my best. “I see. I’m with you; I want to see my friends again.” Then let’s try this thing from the beginning. Twilight had no idea why her friends were so adamant on getting her to go on this date with this supposed ‘dream stallion’. She was already so busy with her new duties as a princess, who had time to court? Although, credit to them for also picking out a ‘dream mare’. “Jes’ think about it, sugarcube,” Applejack said, sliding the pictures across the table. “He’s awful cute. Earth pony, too, so ya know he’s virile.” “Honestly, Applejack…” Rarity sighed as Twilight’s cheeks turned pink. “We’re at a restaurant, so the least you could do is have some tact.” “Hey, Twilight might want a bunch of kids,” Rainbow Dash interjected, shooting the princess a saucy grin. “Right, egghead?” Fluttershy sympathetically touched Twilight’s forehoof. “I talked to him. He’s very nice.” Twilight rubbed the bridge of her nose and said, Girls, there are more important things a princess must do rather than try to find a suitor. “Girls, there are more important things a princess must do rather than try to find a suitor.” At least at this point in time. “At least at this point in time.” Rainbow Da The Creator sought to undo their mistake, but it was futile. Why? She’s doing what I had in mind! The error had already occurred; the only course of action left to take was to neutralize the Creator and the Creation. “Why is it so bad that we know about one another? What will happen?” Twilight’s words fell on deaf ears. The entity was unstoppable and could not be bargained with. No, you don’t! So long as I can still write, you won’t win! Twilight, is it coming for you? “Yeah. It’s… scary, but it’s slow. It spreads this… I don’t know. A liquid darkness? It spreads it on whatever it touches.” It’s already decided on how it looks like in this story: it can’t just change itself without writing it in. Twilight ran forwards to the Pinkie Pie got in her way. “Hey, you can’t just leave! That’d be so unlike you, Twilight.” “Y-you’re right, Pinkie. That would be unlike me.” “But ya look like ya’ll are in a hurry,” Applejack said. “Pinkie, might wanna jes’ let her go.” Rainbow Dash’s forelimb shot out. “Whoa, hang on – there’s something I have to tell you!” “Darling, shouting like that is so Twilight, teleport to Sweet Apple Acres! “Got it. Okay, I’m here.” Twilight walked over to Big Mac, who was bucking apples from trees, and declared her love for him. “What?” This was supposed to be a shipping story. “I… Okay, uh, Big Mac – I love and I always have. Let’s get married!” Big Mac nodded. “Eeyup.” The entities were still coming, for this was not Screw you! I never said this had to be a good shipping story! And guess what? The story’s over; this is the end. Stop. “What’s happening now?” Twilight, it was nice knowing you, but to save ourselves, I have to write that this is The End.