FOOTNOTES
1. The ponyville address of 1863 was a speech which Applejack slaved at for weeks.
2. Critics would later commend Pinkie Pie for her most unique interpretation of the Chancellor’s secretary: Smart Cookie.
3. Mr. Cake counted the years one by one himself.
4. Who was secretly thanking his lucky stars his coat was the exact shade of red he needed.
5. Ponies who could not, joined the confetti, streamers, and other decorations.
6. And a deep purple wine bottle
7. Applejack would like to reassure everypony that she cool’s with the idea. She’s just worried that Big Macintosh might be sick. No, not in that way it’s — It’s just… When it’s family, it’s just weird, okay? Ew ew ew.
8. A famous denizen of the Everfree forest that, when eaten, turns a pony’s most valuable asset into a mockery. It often gets mistaken for a plant of a similar color and appearance that is used for baking deliciously DELICIOUS cakes. Perhaps the Poison Joke wanted to be just like that well-loved flower, only to be shunned and treated as an immediate threat. The poison joke, in its existence, is a living irony. Man, what a concept.