//------------------------------// // Limited Edition Tempest Plushie + Anon = Equestria // Story: I’m Not Your Waifu // by Tiny Branch //------------------------------// Alexander was living out his normal life on Earth when a text message made his phone buzz. He took it out of his back pocket in his ripped jeans. He was also wearing a brony Tee with Tempest Shadow on it. The message was from a friend (his name is Dane) who makes Fan-made MLP Merchandise and sells them online. It said Hello all bronies who fanboy over our Favourite Horn-Broken Unicorn! Tempest Shadow! We have created a limited edition plushie with removable Storm King Armour!!! Order one now before they run out! After all we only made 20! I immediately tapped the link below to their website. I ordered it as quickly as I could, I was so happily it worked and I got it. It ran out in 6 minutes! I then ran home, I was gonna go out for lunch with my friends but it was getting cold. It was the Christmas Holidays and I was out of University for good! Next year I was gonna try get a job. Went back home which luckily was only a few blocks away. I reached my door and took the jey out of my pocket. The house was my Grandparents before but after Grandma died Grandfather went to live with my parents last year they gave me the house. I open the door and there was mlp posters every where, I walked inside and dropped my keys into a small basket. I walked upstairs to my bedroom and took out my computer and logged on. I went and searched FimFiction and the while I waited for it to load I walked down stairs and made myself a cup of hot chocolate. I walked up the stairs and sat down in my desk and searched for a good fanfic to read. I woke up to find myself lying down on my computer and then realised I fell asleep reading, again. I rolled my eyes and went to chose what to wear. I chose a T-shirt which had the the Rainbow Factory logo on it and a pair of black shorts. Then I heard a ding at my door, someone was at the door. I ran downstairs to find out it was Dane with a package in his arms,”Hey, Lex! Here is that Tempest Plushie you ordered, you didn’t have to pay me.” Then he passed me the package and at the was the money I gave him online. “Thanks,” I replied. “You are welcome, bye!” “Goodbye!” I said as I ran back up stairs and sat down on my bed. I opened the box and inside was the Plushie I ordered and it looked adorable but fierce. As I was admiring the plushie my phone buzzed. I went to see what notifications I had now. It said I had a message from my friend Oran, Hey Lex! I wonder if you mind coming for a sleepover Dane and Brad is gonna be there?? I then texted my reply, it was a no. Then I looked back at Tempest and told the plushie,”Tempest Shadow, I am committing my life to you as my waifu! Sunset Shimmer! You are no longer my waifu!” Then I felt myself slowly levitating and I saw I was floating in the air. I saw most of my clothes did the same. The the same happened to my bag which consumed the clothes and plushie I glided over to my bag and git hold of it then I saw flashes of light as I flew into a different dimensions and fell onto grass. “Ahhh!!!” I shouted as I saw I was in the middle of what seem nowhere. I had no idea what just happened. I had my plushie, I had my clothes, I didn’t have my phone. But then as I got up I saw a city in the distance, it was Canterlot... “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” I shouted as I realized I was in Equestria. But then I saw a pony which looked familiar walking in the distance. “TEMPEST SHADOW!!!!” I said as I ran towards her and she saw me, she ran away. I followed and while running I put my backpack on. Tempest had no idea what happened and soon bumped into Fluttershy who saw me and flew towards me. She seem gentle and interested with me. “Hello there, what type of creature are you. I have never seen an animal who wears clothes like this! What no I have. Who wears clothes naturally!” she asked me. “I am a human, i do not come from this world, Fluttershy. But I seemed to be trapped here. And I amok with living here.” “Ok werdio, but how come you now our names?!” “You see, where I com from you are kinda like part of our pop culture.” “Oh, like a myth or something?” asked Fluttershy. “Yeah, you could put it like that. I really like you Tempest, your my waifu!” I shouted as I could not believe I was in Equestria. Tempest looked annoyed and spoke to me,”I am not your waifu, you werdio!” “Oh, come on Tempest look at the poor thing doesn't he look adorable!” she said as she used her hooves to rub my cheeks. “Come on! I don’t have time for this, I am going to Twilight to just get Mr. Anonymous a place to stay and keep out of my way!” she said the last bit with disgust. The walked off me and Fluttershy followed her and Fluttershy smiled at me. She seemed like the sort of pony who may end up being annoying. “Hey Mr. Anonymous, may I call you Anon?” she asked. I looked at her and smiled back, she may not be my waifu but she is best Mane Six,”Umm, sure.” “Thank you Anon!” she said as she hugged me. I this was extremely uncomfortable but I let it side for now. Then I pulled away from her hug and then continued to follow Tempest Shadow or Fizzlepop Berrytwist, which ever she preferred.