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// Pinkie Pie - the Hyper One 
// Story: The Mane 6 Cafè Simulator 
// by Lotus Moon 
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A sharp gasp sounded once you opened the door. "A customer! Hi, how are you? Welcome, sir. Is it just you? Looks like it is. Well, that's ok, we've got plenty of seats." Questions whip around you before from a high pitched voice a whirl of pink suddenly has you in a seat. 

"Whoa...what just happened?" You blink.

"Here's your water and your menu. Let me know when you're ready!" The voice said, a pair of bright blue eyes and unnaturally huge smile filling your vision.

Craning your neck back a bit, you get a better look at who was talking to you. A young girl with unruly bubble gum pink hair and cotton candy complexion. Her pink uniform decorated with three balloons on the right side and she was holding a baby alligator plush. Her name tag read Pinkie Pie - Hyper. That would explain why she was practically bouncing in place waiting for you to be ready to order.

"Um, thank you." You say and open the menu. "Gummy Froyo Parfait? What's that supposed to be? Looks like a baby...alligator? Ok, maybe not that. The MMMM? What the? The Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness (better knows as MMMM) is a delectable spongy cake that pairs wonderfully with Crystal Tea. Huh, that sounds wonderful. Perhaps I'll get the 6 Harmonious Mini Fruit Cup too on the side" You think and before you can fully look at Pinkie, her big sparkly eyes and huge smile are beaming at you.

"Ready to order?!" Her huge smile seemed to only get wider.

"Uh...Y-Yeah. I think I'll have a slice of the MMMM and a cup of Crystal Tea. Oh and a side of -" Before you finish, you notice the Pinkie had zipped off and came back with your order. "6 Harmonious Mini Fruit Cup. Whoa. Are you psychic? I didn't finish my order and you got everything."

"Nah! I know that menu inside and out. And how, you may ask? Because I wrote it! I know every single item inside, outside, and in between. And by the look on your face, I could tell exactly what you'd go for. Not only that-" She kept going for a good rapid fire five minutes explaining how she could use what she called her Pinkie Sense and natural bubbly behavior to predict what people want off the menu. She wasn't labeled Hyper for nothing. And while she talked, you enjoyed your treats.

"Oh! Done already? Let me ring you up!" Pinkie pulled on her bang and when she let it go, a calculator popped out of it and into her landed hand! You rub your eyes, thinking you might be hallucinating, but it's real. While your brain is trying to comprehend what just happened, Pinkie has already calculated your bill, printed it from the calculator and set it on the table.

"Oh....kay...." You pull out your wallet, pay the bill, and head to the door. "It was delicious. I'll be sure to come again soon." You give Pinkie a smile and see her give you back a much wider smile. Wider than physically possible.

"Please come again!" She waves as the door closes behind you.