//------------------------------// // CH. 12 wait for it. // Story: Lost in Equestria without a map. // by M11-Megas //------------------------------// Lost in Equestria Without a map. By: M11-Megas Ch. 12 Wait for it "So the big bad meat eater had a bad dream." Rainbow teased before going into a laughing frenzy rolling on the floor. Twilight shot her a disapproving glare before talking to me. "Just stay calm and tell us about the dream." I was still tiring to collect all of the thoughts racing around in my head when Twilight told me to explain but I still did. "It wasn't as much a dream as it was a memory, my first memory to be exact." "Your afraid of your first memory?" Twilight seemed concerned, but Rainbow just laughed harder at what Twilight said. "Well..." I had no idea how to explain anything. Twilight noticed my confusion and changed her question. "Who is Crisila?" That was not a good change of topic. I sat against the wall. "She was a toy cat I had for as long as I know. I lost her a year ago. I don't want to talk about it." Twilight opened her mouth to say something but she was cut short by Rainbow. "Aw, dose the carnivore miss his kitty?" "RAINBOW DASH, stop mocking him about his diet! You know I give Spike some meat every now and then, and you were best friends with a griffin, one of the most cruel carnivores to ever live, both of who you never bothered about this!" By the end of Twilight's scolding she was standing over rainbow staring her down causing Rainbow to shrink into the floor. Not as shaken as she looks Rainbow slided over next to me and put a arm, leg (what ever you call it) around my shoulder. "Don't worry Twi, Megas knows i'm only kidding." She then proceeded to punch my arm in what would be a playful manner if I had not had a twig go through my bicep the day prior. She was kidding? I had no idea. "Of course I know." I wrapped my arm around her shoulder as well deciding not to aggravate the issue. "You crazy pony that has even less of an idea of what a hot-dog is than I do." I may never find out now. "Um... What is a hot-dog? Is it a..." "NO, no. It's not dog." I stopped Rainbow.Or is it? "I think it's soylent green." Rainbow and Twilight looked at me with raised eyebrows. "And what is soylent green?" People. "Not important. Oh look at the time I should really...um..." at times like these my mind always drifts to the same thing. "coffee! I should get coffee." "It's only 5:15. Is that normal for humans?" It seems to me that Twilight explains things with science a lot. "Well, no. But i'm not normal." Why do I sound like i'm tiring to keep a secret? Twilight looked me over. "Alright, I'm going back to bed for about two more hours, then we can start the tests." "I'm looking forward to it." I gave her a thumbs up but I don't think she knew what it meant. She just left. "Oh stallion, are you in for a surprise." Rainbow was talking with a bunch giggles in her. did she just say 'oh stallion'?"Why is that?" "Twilight's tests are in depth, sciency, and cold." she laughed a little more. "I remember when she tested Spike." she laughed again and hard. "Well, if that is how it's going to be I need to do my hair, and I only have two hours to do so. That is hardly enough time as it is." I pulled out my most snewdy of accents which I reserve for talk of my hair. "Hehe, Well good luck with that." She went down a hallway. "I'm going to hit the hay, see ya in the morning." 'See ya in the morning.' I probably heard that three times in my life and this is the first time I heard a girl say it. I shook my head to clear out the thoughts that that statement implied, to go get some coffee. I find that my thoughts have a mind of there own without coffee. They are also overwhelmingly random, if I was looking at art at a museum without coffee i might be thinking about how many hippos I could fit in the white house. After I got a strong coffee yo keep the thoughts in check, I got my hair spray and moved to the bathroom. It takes me seven minutes and twenty-six seconds to style my hair, I counted. I like to look at it in the mirror for a little while after. "Oh, yeah I forgot to say my name is Pinkie-pie!" I jumped in the air and hit my head off the roof, I fell back down and hit my head on the floor. "What's your name?"