"What would you like me to write, sire?" The scrawny messenger asked nervously.
"Send the message that your king is back." King Sombra commanded with an evil grin.
The messenger galloped out of the throne room in a flash.
A Royal Guard galloped into the Remnant building.
"I bear a message, King Sombra has returned with an army!" He shouted, panting.
The whole building filled with panic.
"Get your weapons ready, we're going to them before they get to us." Shining shouted above the cacophony of voices.
Soon enough Ace was walking in a sea of ponies. Spears and other polearms rose above his head. One stallion held a two-handed sword in a blue aura. They were headed to battle. Halfway there they were met by Sombra's army in the North.
Overhead, insect wings roared in the sky. A raging swarm of changelings swooped down in the East.
A legion of Mary Sues trotted in from the West, led by Rainbow Sparkle.
"So, where's the so-called powerful Twilight Sparkle?" King Sombra inquired.
"That's Rainbow Sparkle to you!" She shouted as her eyes turned red.
"Cute. But seriously, where is your leader?" Queen Chrysalis asked.
"Attack, oh wonderful Sparkle Guard!" Rainbow Sparkle shouted crazily.
"Protect the Crystal Empire, my subjects!"King Sombra bellowed.
"Take flight, my children!" Queen Chrysalis commanded.
"Charge!" Shining Armor gave the sign.
The three armies, like tidal waves, crashed into the mary Sues.
Ace galloped with the rest of them, slashing at poorly described throats with his katana.
Death Knell the demon stallion was on the vanguard. He was the illegitimate son of King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis'. His eyes would contrarily glow darkness whenever he was angry. His long black and red mane hung in his face. He was the ultimate life form of Equestria. He wielded two pistols, the only firearms to exist in the world.
The Equestrian remnant trampled him half to death.
Ace stepped over him awkwardly.
Queen Chrysalis' army wasn't faring well.
"Guard Chrysalis' flank!" Shining called out.
The Remnant dashed to the Changeling's right front side.
Sacred Lectern read his book during the charge. He was in a infinite state of constantly reading books. Whether it was in his sleep, in his dreams, dead, in the shower, ceasing to exist, there was a book in his hooves. He practically lived at Twilight's library. He joined the Mary Sues because ever since Twilight had become an asshole, he had nothing worth living for.
A spear pierced his last book.
"What the bucking hay!?" He screamed, putting a hoof through the gaping hole in the book, "How will I ever find out how Applesack falls in love with Charity!?"
He ran away, crying. What seemed like a formidable army of the best ponies was only a very diverse cast of boasting ones.
Soon after Lectern retreated, the whole army gave way.