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// Celestia was a salespony? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Would you like to buy some sunlight and sun-related accessories?"

"No... no, Celly, that's now how it works."

"But I brought a trenchcoat and everything!"

"That'd explain why everything behind us is completely obliterated by the sun's plasma."