Twilight Sparkle and her friend Spike, as well as three of the palace guard and Princess’s Celestia and Luna were making their way down to a special area of the dungeon, reserved for the more malicious of inmates. They made their way to the cell farthest to the end of the hall, the only cell not lined with bars, but instead especially enchanted glass that could not break from bucking or by use of magic. As the group lined in front of the glass, one of the guards used his horn to light the cell. As the room grew in light, the form of a pink pony came into view. Her hair was combed straight down and the fur upon her form had dimed to a less than savory dark pink shade. Pinkie Pie was the pony who inhabited the cell. Her cell possessed only a few items, a small bed of hay as well as latrine and one poster on the far side of the wall. The poster was clearly hoof-made, a drawing Pinkie had done. It was a picture of a cupcake with blood red icing and a cherry dripping with juice on the top. Pinkie was staring at it intently as the group of ponies moved in front of the glass.
“Pinkie Pie,” Celestia spoke, “We have come here to ta…”
“To talk to me about my actions of late is that right?” Pinkie Pie interrupted. Pinkie Pie began to giggle in a low, dark tone,
“Hehehe, Okie. Doki. Loki. But first I wish to ask a question of, Spiky Wiky.”
Twilight moved forward. “You leave spike alone Pinky, we aren’t going to play your games.”
Pinkie frowned, “Well then I bid you good day.”
Spike stepped out from behind Twilight. “It’s ok Twi, if it means we can find her, I can handle it.” He stepped up to the glass.
“What do you want Pinky?”
“Tell me Spiky, how long have you been in love with Rarity, hmm? Was it love at first site?
“Yes it was love at first site, and you know it…” Spike slammed the glass and yelled, “Where is she, what have you done to her!?”
Luna pulled spike back away from the glass. “Calm yourself, young dragon. We will get nowhere with rash actions.”
Pinkie grinned, “Hehehe, that’s right spiky, we don’t want to do anything rash, you wouldn’t want to cause Rarity any more harm than necessary would you?”
“Pinkie, that’s enough of this!” Twilight placed a hoof on the glass. “I don’t know what has happened to you Pinkie, but it’s time we put an end to these twisted game. Where are our friends? Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Jack, what did you do to them?”
“Oooooh, look how serious the purple one is getting? Tell me Sparkle, your brother, how is it you became so close? Were you perhaps more than just close relatives, perhaps incestual siblings?
Twilight gasped in disgust, “Your sick Pinkie, but I don’t have time for this, will you tell us what we need to know or not?”
“Hmmmm, maybe I will, and maybe I won’t. Of course if you were as smart as you claim to be, you could see that the answer has been right in front of you from the beginning.”
Celestia spoke up, “Pinkie, you keep telling us that, if that’s your way of telling us what we need to know then I am sorry to say we don’t understand. Please, you were such a good pony, we can start helping you but only after we have found the others.”
“Aaah, that word again, help. Help, help, help. It reminds me of a customer who came to my store just before my lovely little business was closed down forever…”
Spike once again started attacking the glass. “How dare you! Fluttershy was your friend. What you did to her is unforgivable, and if you did the same to Rarity then by Celestia I will burn you to a crisp!”
“Tsk, Tsk Spiky Wiky, I am just as upset about Fluttershy as you are, and here you are yelling at me.”
Luna puzzled, “You feel sorry for what you did to the one called Fluttershy?”
“Of course Luna dear, she left without letting me finish preparing my cupcakes. So rude that pony, and how I despise rude ponies.”
Twilight bucked the glass, “Enough, Princess, we are clearly not going to get any further with her. Let’s head back to the tower and continue going over the evidence. Perhaps she left some clues to where the others are.”
Pinkie began giggling uncontrollably, “Hehehehe, like I said Twilight, you already have what you need; you just need to know how to look.”
Twilight looked away. As the group began to leave the dungeon, Pinkie’s voice sang through the hall in an evil melodic tone.
“Fly, fly, flys, over the rainbow, Fall, fall, falls, down to the ground. Chop, chop, and chops, the stubborn bony, Stab, stab, stabs, the crying pony. Serve, serve, and serve, to the town. Just remember to smile, smile, smile, as you gobble her down.”