Ace trotted calmly down the path from his home. A Mary Sue bucked him over.
"What the hay?" Ace said, annoyed.
"Excuse me?" The starry-maned mare replied.
"What, does your brain not work? You kicked me." He asked.
"I'm superior to you in status, you don't talk to me like that." She asserted.
"Last time I checked, you weren't even in Equestria." He responded.
She bucked him again."Princess Rainbow Sparkle should do something about ponies like you." She commented as she trotted off.
Ace looked around him. Strangely enough, Ponyville had royal guards roaming the streets, and somehow they didn't look right... They all had sparkling rainbow manes and pink irises.
A paper was blown into Ace's face. He levitated it in front of him. The headline read:
'Canterlot Captured by Mary Sues, Celestia Overpowered'
The paper showed a picture of Rainbow Sparkle, the mare that he had been running from yesterday. It was unbelievable that somepony could as capture a castle and it's town overnight. A shout came from down the path.
Three guards were beating Spike with batons. Ace galloped over to them. He hit one with his hoof. The guard dropped his baton and Ace levitated it. He hit the same guard with his baton, knocking him out.
The guards turned towards him. Ace bucked a guard with his back hooves. The guard fell to the ground. The last one galloped away.
"Ace! You saved me. I know they wouldn't stop until I was dead." He thanked.
"I saw you were in trouble. Is there any force against the Mary Sues?" Ace asked.
"There is one, it's called The Equestrian Remnant. The real Royal Guard is the majority of it." He explained.
"Where can I find them?" Ace asked.
"There's a base just outside of town." Spike pointed a finger out towards the north.
"Thanks, I'll go there." Ace said as he trotted off.