The Average Day of a Bad Self-insert: The Sequel

by Alfoals Trottenbauer


VI - Mary Sues

Rainbow Sparkle the Alicorn trotted down the pathway with her rainbow, glowing mane and tail flowing in the wind, ponies fainting from the sight of her. Celestia and Twilight Sparkle hated her, and she was the true princess.

Ace glanced her way and put a hoof over his face. He trotted to her.

"Excuse me, who the hay are you?" He asked.

"I'm Rainbow Sparkle, don't you remember me? You and I are prince and princess!" She exclaimed.

"No. No thanks." Ace said as he trotted off, agitated.

She flew toward him.

"Ace, wait for me!"

"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nooooope!" Ace shouted as he galloped away.

Living Nightmare the Changeling did his usual every-three-second-leg-cutting session he did. Black blood oozed from the wounds. He felt no emotion. Though he was getting better, his cutting reduced greatly, it used to be every .5 of a second he cut himself. He was, after all, more evil than Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, Tirek, Sombra, and Discord combined.

Ace knocked him over galloping from Rainbow Sparkle.

Spike's cousin, Flare, was walking down the path, when he was flung backward by Ace, being chased by Rainbow Sparkle and Living Nightmare.

It was by this time Ace realized he might not make it out alive.

He tripped on a stone, and started rolling like a wheel down a dirt hill. He stopped eventually and collapsed in the dirt.

"Maybe if I act dead, they won't notice." He thought.