//------------------------------// // V - [Original Title] // Story: The Average Day of a Bad Self-insert: The Sequel // by Alfoals Trottenbauer //------------------------------// He needed to find out why Equestria's so weird lately. He trotted toward Ponyville. Reluctantly, he knocked on the door to Twilight's library. Nopony was there. A book titled 'Why Equestria's so Strange' rested on the ground. How convenient. He opened the book and it read: "This world is a story which bends at the will of a Neckbearded, Fedora-wearing, Twenty-three year old Danish man named 'The writer.' The Writer isn't very skilled at well, writing. So instead, he uses templates of other stories and puts a small twist on them, usually pairing ponies with strange ponies nopony's heard of. These strangers, generally Alicorns, have no flaws in their personality. They are often called 'Mary Sues' and 'Gary Stues'." He shut the book. "Okay, all I have to do is wait this out." He thought.