"Oh man, it's raining. Why'd it have to rain TODAY?"
Pinkie Pie was looking out her window at the hard rain pouring down. She was wearing a white and pink T-shirt and a cute pair of short, tight jean shorts, but no shoes or socks.
"Today, the day I planned for my next Randomly Getting Messy With Food And Eating It session! I just showered this morning, and did all my laundry last night so I'll be clean enough to eat off of! But I really love walking in the rain and splashing in all the puddles! Which one should I do?"
She thought for a while.
"Eh, there'll be other rainy days to have some fun. Besides, if it's still raining when I'm done I can walk in the rain and wash off what's left! And if it's not, there'll still be lots of puddles to splash in!"
She got her food set up in her kitchen, as its floor was the easiest to clean. And she had spotlessly done so last night.
First was both a little warm-up and breakfast. She got a big strawberry pie and ate it as messily as she could, getting some of the filling on herself.
"Ah, that was tasty! And now the real fun begins!"
Pinkie sat down next to the items she had assembled. She took a container of vanilla frosting and poured it over her head. Some of it dripped onto her shirt, shorts, and legs.
"I love frosting!" Pinkie excitedly took another container of vanilla frosting and poured it on her left shoulder. Then she took two containers of chocolate frosting, pouring one over her head and the other all over her right leg.
She couldn't resist scooping some of the frosting off her with her fingers and eating it, but she was saving the rest for when she was done.
Then she got a big bucket of strawberry ice cream, scooped it out with her hands, and stuck it on various parts of her body. A few scoops on her head, some on her shoulders, some on her lap, some on her torso and sides. Just for fun, she also put one scoop down her shirt, and another down her shorts, giggling at the cold sensation.
She knew the ice cream would melt soon, but she didn't care - it was still delicious!
Pausing to eat a final scoop of ice cream, Pinkie turned to a big bowl of chocolate pudding she had made last night. She scooped it out with her hands, much easier than the ice cream, and put dollops of it all over herself. One went on her head, and a few went on scoops of ice cream, which her body temperature was already starting to melt. Some went on her arms, some on her legs, a few on her shorts, one on her lower hair.
Once all the pudding was out of the bowl and on her, Pinkie picked up an equally big bowl of homemade vanilla frosting, also made last night, and poured it over her head. She giggled as the frosting poured onto her shirt, her arms, her shorts, and her legs, contributing to the small puddle she was sitting in.
"Ahhhh, creamy creamy frosting!"
Then she set the empty bowl aside, tasted some of the frosting on her arm, and put more scoops of the ice cream, now a little softer than before, on herself.
Then she took a container of chocolate syrup and squirted some of it on herself, getting a little bit everywhere, but not as much as the frosting. She did the same with a container of butterscotch syrup, and another of strawberry syrup.
Next came her favorite part. Well, maybe except for the frosting.
She took a can of whipped cream, which was full, and sprayed it all over herself. She momentarily re-positioned herself to get some on her rear and the back of her upper legs, and then got back into a sitting position.
Once the can of whipped cream was empty, Pinkie opened a container of sprinkles and shook its contents on herself, sticking to the various substances on her. Then she placed a few cherries on her shoulders, legs, and head.
Pinkie sighed in satisfaction. She was done preparing her glorious dessert for the day. She was covered from head to toe in whipped cream, frosting, pudding, syrup, sprinkles, and melting ice cream, with some cherries on top. She didn't have a mirror handy, but just looking down at herself where she sat, she knew she looked absolutely delicious! She drooled a little. Getting messy with food was fun enough, but eating it was even more fun!
First she licked her arms clean, and whatever parts of her legs her tongue would reach. Pausing to eat each cherry she came across. For the rest of her, where her tongue wouldn't reach, she scooped the tasty substances off and ate them.
The mixture of everything she had covered herself with tasted delicious. As usual. Well, except for the first time, in which she had used ketchup, mustard, cheese sauce, sour cream, mayonnaise, gravy, salt, and pepper as well, and that combination had tasted awful, so she stuck to sweet stuff from the second time on.
Once there was nothing left on her that could be eaten, she got on all fours and licked the floor clean. Of course, she'd never do this if the floor wasn't in pristine condition, which is why she cleaned it last night. Within the minute the floor was as clean as it was before she started. Well, almost, considering it was cleaned with saliva.
"Ahhhhh," sighed Pinkie, satisfied with her dessert and having had a lot of fun setting it up. Of course she was still wet and sticky, but she didn't mind.
She looked out the window.
"Awwwww, it stopped raining! Oh well! After that rain, there must be lots and lots of puddles to splash around in! Ooh, and lots of mud to play in!"
Squealing with excitement, she zipped out the door and splashed in the puddles. No one paid much attention to the state she was in. She was just being Pinkie Pie!