Kakarot in Equestria

by King Ice


The great and powerful

Kakarot sighed as he looked at Spike and Twilight, they were in the Golden Oaks Library, and, Twilight has been practicing some spells with Spike’s help, Kakarot thought, at first, it would be awesome, but when Twilight told him that she wanted to practice spells like ‘make grow a mustache’ on somepony, he felt bored, he thought this would be some destructive spells, spells with which she could destroy a town or something.

“Okay, ready to have a great mustache Spike?” Twilight asked to Spike who smiled in enjoyment.

“Oh, yes! I can’t wait to see what I’ll look like!” He responded in excitement

“Twilight, I don’t know if I can stay here any longer, I… I have something really important to do, so…” Kakarot began while looking away, Twilight only glanced at him, he was a very bad liar.

“Oh, come on, you said you’ll try these spells with me and Spike, don’t you a mustache too?” Twilight asked.

“No, I don’t know why, I feel like something is telling me to never have a mustache, I don’t know, it seems weird on a Saiyan,” Kakarot said with chills.

“Well, I think you worry too much, it’s just a mustache after all, but, if you really don’t want it, I guess I’ll use the spell only on Spike,” Twilight responded with a smile, her horn glowed as she casted the spell on Spike’s face, after few seconds, a big black mustache grew.

“Yes! Okay, growing magic, that’s number 25!” Spike exclaimed happily as he validated the spell on a spell list. “That’s awesome! Twenty-five different types tricks! You’re the best unicorn of Equestria!” Spike exclaimed to Twilight who blushed in embarrassment.

“Well, it’s not that awesome, I mean, I’m just a normal unicorn, and every unicorn can do that, I think,” She said embarrassed as Kakarot chuckled.

“Come on Twilight, don’t say some shits like that, I haven’t seen many unicorns in my life, but for me you’re clearly the best! And don’t forget that you can also use your energy!” Kakarot exclaimed to Twilight who smiled.

“Maybe you’re right, but all I can do with my energy, is make light and float in the air, I’m not even flying, I’m floating!” She said discouraged.

“It’s normal, it’s because you must train more and harder, you’ll be better as the time passes, don’t discourage yourself, I know I make it look easy, but it is not, well, for someone who’s not a Saiyan,” Kakarot said while Spike was in front of a mirror, talking to himself. “Besides, you said you’ll use your magic in the same time, didn’t you? Maybe you’ll create a new energy associating KI and magic!” Kakarot exclaimed while Twilight laughed.

“You’re funny Kakarot, but I don’t think I could create a new kind of energy or magic or whatever else, as I said, I’m only a normal unicorn,” Twilight responded while smiling at Kakarot. “Now, Spike, I hope you enjoyed having a mustache because it’s time to remove it now!” She said while Spike panicked.

“Wait, no!” He yelled as his mustache disappeared, then he sighed, depressed.

“Now, who want to go out to eat something, it’s a beautiful sunny day and I really don’t want to stay here the entire day!” Twilight suggested, now, Kakarot was interested, mostly when he heard the word ‘eat’.

“Okay, we’re going now!” He yelled by opening the door, Twilight and Spike just smiled as they followed.

***

“You know so many spells, and so much about magic! I mean, it’s obvious, your talent is magic, there is no unicorn better than you!” Spike exclaimed to Twilight as they were walking, with Kakarot, to find a good place for lunch.

“Spike, I already told you that there is surely a unicorn in this town, who knows magic as much as me,” Twilight said with a smile.

“I think you’re too modest Twilight, when you’re the best, you must tell it to everypony, so that way, they know that they’ll never surpass you, because they’re just weak!” Kakarot exclaimed proud of himself, he smiled, but then he saw Spike and Twilight glancing at him with a confused look. “What?”

“I don’t think this is a good behavior,” Twilight simply said as Kakarot scratched the back of his head, what did he say? Suddenly they heard big noises approaching, they turned around and saw Snip and Snails running towards them, Spike didn’t have the time to react as Snails bumped into him, sending him few meters away.

“Spike! You okay?” Twilight asked as he stood up with Kakarot’s help.

“Snip, Snails, what’s going on?” Spike said with a groan.

“Oh, you don’t know?! There is a new unicorn in town! And she’s the more powerful unicorn in all Equestria, there is nopony who knows more about magic than her!” Snip exclaimed excited.

“Really?” Twilight said with a look a bit disappointed.

“No way, Twilight is the most powerful unicorn! We all know it!” Spike exclaimed while Kakarot was just glancing at the colts.

“Where is this unicorn?” Twilight asked, curious.

“She’s in the Town Square, come on!” Snails said before running with Snip to the Town Square, Kakarot, Twilight and Spike looked at each other before following Snip and Snails.

They ran during two minutes before arriving in the Town Square, everypony was gathered in front of a big empty scene, when suddenly a voice spoke.

“Come all to witness to the amazing magic of the great and powerful Trixie!” A blue unicorn with a blue cape and a blue hat appeared with a smokescreen.

Twilight, Spike and Kakarot arrived at the mane 5’s side, not saying a word as they were watching ‘the great and powerful’ Trixie. Many ponies looked amazed.

“Now, watch in awe the magic of the great, spectacular, beautiful and powerful Trixie!” Trixie yelled arrogantly as some fireworks exploded at her sides.

“My, my, my, what boasting,” Rarity said, Spike was going to talk about Twilight but stopped when he saw Rarity.

“Oh, h… hey Rarity… I, Mustache!” He exclaimed before running away while Rarity looked a bit surprised. Suddenly she turned to Twilight when she heard her coming.

“There is nothing bad at being talented, is there?” She asked worried, Rarity didn’t have the time to respond as Applejack did it before her.

“Nothin’ at all, ‘cept when somepony goes around showin’ it off like a schoolfilly with fancy new ribbons!” Applejack exclaimed angry, while looking at Trixie.

“Just because one has the ability to performs a lot of magic does not make one better than the rest of us!” Rarity added while Twilight glanced at the ground, embarrassed, Kakarot just sighed, he hates when things go like this.

“Especially when you got me around being better than everypony else!” Rainbow Dash said proudly, however Applejack approached her with a glare. “I mean… oh look at that! What a beautiful day!” Rainbow said with an awkward smile.

And surprisingly, Kakarot was quit for once, he was just glaring at Trixie.

“Well, well, well, it seems we have some neigh-sayers in the audience! Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical abilities of the great and powerful Trixie!? Do they not know they’re in the presence of the most magical unicorn of all Equestria!?” Trixie exclaimed, except for the mane 6 who were bored, Kakarot and Spike, everypony else was amazed by some reason.

“Just who does she thinks she is?” Rarity asked while turning to Twilight

Rainbow Dash couldn’t take more of this as she flew to Trixie.

“Okay, so ‘great and powerful Trixie’, you say you’re better than everypony huh?! It seems you forgot there was me here!” Rainbow yelled

“I don’t think a simple pegasi like you could vanquish an Ursa Major! But, Trixie did, and with just her all mighty magic!” Trixie responded, again the crowd looked amazed by Trixie.

“Wow, Trixie is truly the most powerful and magical unicorn in Equestria!” Snails exclaimed

“Thank you, my admirers! Trixie is the best here! And for those who don’t accept that, are the most stupid and ignorant ponies of Equestria!” Trixie said making Spike, Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity and Kakarot angry. “You don’t believe the great and powerful Trixie? Well, then I challenge you, Ponyvillians,” She said

“That’s it! Ah can’t take this anymore! Can your magical powers do this!?” Applejack exclaimed as she jumped on the scene. She took a rope attached in a circle, then she began to jump through it few times. Then she ended by grabbing an apple from a distant tree with the rope. The crowd now was amazed by Applejack.

“Hmm, that was nothing! Now, look at the magic of the great Trixie!” Trixie exclaimed while taking off her hat with her magic, the rope began to elevate and moved like a snake. Applejack was starring at it while the other side took an apple, suddenly the rope attached Applejack’s legs and put the apple in her mouth.

“Okay, you think you’re great, huh!?” Rainbow Dash yelled at Trixie

“I’m the great Trixie,” Trixie responded with an arrogant look

Rainbow Dash flew to a windmill and flew around moving the blades making them rotate faster. After few rotations Rainbow Dash was sent away with a great speed through some clouds. Then she returned to the scene, taking the same way.

“They don’t call me ‘Rainbow’ and ‘Dash’ for nothing!” She exclaimed proudly as a rainbow appeared above her. However, the magic surrounded her, and the rainbow rotated around her turning her in a Rainbow tornado. After few seconds she landed on the ground, confused by what just happened.

Applejack ran to Rainbow Dash and helped her to stand up, unfortunately, Trixie made appear a small black cloud above Rainbow, the cloud strikes her as she yelled in surprise, Trixie laughed at her.

“I think we need another unicorn to teach her a lesson!” Spike exclaimed

“Yeah, a unicorn to show this unicorn who’s boss!” Rainbow Dash added

“A real unicorn with real magic!” Applejack continued while the three of them were looking at Twilight, Twilight was about to say something, but just at this moment Rarity interrupted them.

“Enough! I take your hint! I know you want me to show her who’s the best mare, but I will not get in this nonsense!” Rarity exclaimed. “I’m not like Applejack and Rainbow Dash who are just ruffians, I’m beautiful!”

“What’s the matter? Are you afraid? You want me to call your mommy? And this way I could tell her how terrible is your mane” Trixie said with a smile, Rarity instantly glared at her.

“Oh, now, I’m angry!” She said as she walked around Trixie. “You think you’re tough with your powers, but a unicorn has to be elegant, beautiful and most of all she must have style!” Rarity finished as she created a dress with her magic, she even changed her mane. However, Trixie simply smirked, then she used her magic to do the most forbidden thing.

“GET ME A MIRROR! WHAT DID SHE DO!?” Rarity shouted, she glanced above her and saw some parts of her mane, her mane became green! “OH NO! GREEN IS THE WORST COLOR!” She howled as she past ran a pony totally green.

“I told you, didn’t I? I’m the best pony in Ponyville!” Trixie exclaimed

“Okay, now, THIS IS ENOUGH!” Kakarot yelled suddenly, he waited to see if Twilight will do something to shew Trixie she’s not the best unicorn because Twilight is! But now, he is really pissed off, she didn’t just say she’s the best unicorn, she said she was the best pony! An nopony is better than him!

“Who are you?” Trixie asked confused, she has never seen a creature like this.

“I’m Kakarot, and I’m the best here, you think you’re better than me huh?!” He yelled annoyed

“Yeah, tell her Kakarot!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed

“Oh, but I’m better than you! Show me what you can do, and I’ll do it better!” Trixie yelled arrogantly

Kakarot smirked, oh yes, he’ll show her that she’s nothing compared to him, she flew away from the scene and landed in front of the same apple tree where Applejack took the apple.

“Nopony mind if I use this tree?” Kakarot asked, however he didn’t wait for a response, he placed his right hand on the tree, the ponies glanced at him asking themselves what he was going to do, however Spike and the mane 6 perfectly knew what he wanted. Suddenly, he tore off the tree with one hand, then he threw it high in the air, before pointing two fingers at the tree. “HA!” He shouted as the tree exploded. “Now, show me what YOU can do,” Kakarot said while the smoke caused by the explosion disappeared.

“I… Trixie… The great and powerful Trixie can’t do this, she’s too tired! I used too much of my magic! But… When I’ll recover I’ll do better than you!” Trixie answered nervously

“Yeah, yeah, we know, you’re the little and weak Tripie!” Kakarot yelled annoyed

“It’s Trixie!” She shouted as she quickly closed the scene and went at her ‘home’, the ponies of the crowd looked at each other before shrugging, then they dispersed.

“Good job Kakarot! You showed to that idiot who’s the best!” Rainbow Dash yelled

“Yeah, but you also destroyed an apple tree, I don’t know if that worth it!” Applejack said

***

Golden Oaks Library

“Twilight, put down this book and listen to me,” Spike said annoyed to Twilight who was reading a book while behind them was Kakarot eating an apple.

“Spike, if I go show off my magic, everypony will hate me!” Twilight responded

“It’s not the same thing, and besides you saw what Kakarot did, but they don’t hate me now!” Spike retorted

“Kakarot is not a unicorn and he’s so powerful, I’m sure it will not be the same for me,” She replied while Kakarot agreed with her, he is powerful!

“Oh, come on, Kakarot don’t you want to try to talk to her?” Spike asked Kakarot

“Nah, sorry but I already tried, maybe the next time she’ll do something, but right she doesn’t want, and I can’t really force her to do so,” Kakarot replied as Spike sighed

“Oh, fine, if it’s that you wanna be!” Spike yelled before going away.

“Meh, he’ll com back!” Kakarot simply stated

“Do you think I should have done something earlier?” Twilight asked him

“Well, yeah, I mean, you saw me, didn’t you? I showed to everypony who was the best, I think you should have showed to Trixie that you are better than her, the other ponies would saw who is the best unicorn,” He told her, she just lowered the head, lost in her thoughts. Suddenly the door opened violently.

“Twilight, Kakarot! We have a big problem!” Spike shouted, Kakarot and Twilight glanced at him, he seemed exhausted and panicked, then, they heard a big roar.

“Oh, no is that what I think it is!?” Twilight asked as Spike nodded, they quickly ran out the library with Kakarot flying behind them.

He looked around him and sighed, it was the night and that mean the moon is high, he better be careful to not look at it.

They ran as fast as possible, after some seconds they passed many ponies who was running away, when they finally arrived, they saw a big bear-like monster transparent. There was Snip, Snails and Trixie.

“Come on! Great and powerful Trixie, vanquish that Ursa Major!” Snip yelled eagerly

“Now, stop! You idiots! I didn’t vanquish an Ursa Major! Nopony can! I just made up this bullshit!” Trixie shouted breaking Snip and Snails’s hopes.

“Ha, I knew it!” Kakarot shouted with a smirk as the Ursa Major released a big roar, Kakarot was ready to kill the beast when, suddenly Twilight approached the Ursa Major.

Her horn glowed and everypony felt the wind becoming a little bit stronger, suddenly they heard a music, at first Kakarot thought it was useless, but then he saw the Ursa, he was sleepy! When the Ursa fell asleep, Kakarot saw a big baby bottle full of milk. Okay, now he knows what Twilight was doing. She made the Ursa float and gave him the bottle while everypony came to see this, then with her magic, Twilight sent him away.

“That was amazing!”

“I can’t believe that! You’re awesome Twilight!” Rainbow Dash shouted

“Oh, I’m so sorry, don’t hate me,” She said while Kakarot sighed

“What do you mean darling?” Rarity asked confused

“Ah don’t see why we would hate you!” Applejack added

“Well, you hated Trixie for showing off her magic, so I thought…” Twilight began

“The problem is not magic! Trixie is just a loud mouthed!” Rainbow Dash said

“Unpleasant,”

“All hat, no cattle,”

“So, you don’t mind my magic tricks?” Twilight asked

“Your magic is a part of who you are, sugarcube, and we like who you are,” Applejack said

“That’s what I said! Huh, I think,” Kakarot added, now lost in thoughts

“And besides, we have Kakarot and Rainbow Dash, they have the biggest heads of all Equestria, well Kakarot is the strongest in Equestria, so…” Applejack stated

“Hey!” Rainbow Dash retorted offended

“Oh, you really are the best friends,” Twilight said

“But Twilight, how’d you know what to do with that Ursa Major!?” Spike asked her

“That was what I was reading, I was intrigued by what Trixie said and I wanted to do a little reading,”

“So, it is possible to vanquish an Ursa Major all by yourself?” Spike asked, but Twilight chuckled

“That was just a baby, an Ursa Minor,” She replied

“THAT WAS A BABY!?” Trixie shouted astonished

“Ah! You couldn’t even beat a baby!” Kakarot laughed to her face

“I… I’m the great and powerful Trixie! And I’m better than all of you!” She shouted before running away

“Okay, I’ll kick her ass!” Kakarot and Rainbow said at the same time prepared to fly to her

“Don’t!” Twilight stopped them. “One day, she’ll learn her lesson, now for you two, you’ll clean all this mess, and…” Twilight said turning over to Snip and Snails before hitting them with a magic beam, then a mustache grew on their face, even Spike had one.

“Oh, I really can’t look at those,” Kakarot stated with chills, but somehow, they were happy.

“Now, I’ll go write a letter for Princess Celestia, and then we’ll go to buy a good ice cream! What do you think!?” Twilight said to her friends.