//------------------------------// // Deadly Attraction // Story: Dancing with the Devil // by Nathaniel Fray //------------------------------// READ! Long chapter as you can see, why? Mainly because the most common complain in my stories is that I go to fast... with the story itself. So yeah, made this CH to cover that complain, and also to form bonds with the characters and set the basis, hope you guys keep reading. For the record, I'm not very proud of this writing, I consider it to be the black sheep chapter of the overall, less for the last paragraphs... quite inspiring line, huh? If you don't feel like reading all of it, go all the way down, I left a quick mark above the last paragraphs (which do follow the story) for you to read, although I recommend that you read the entire chapter, I perfectly understand that it can be a bit of a chore, but there are details you don't want to miss (I left a brief resume on the end, for the ones who want to skip). I hope you like this idea. The ensuing chapters will be much better written (And I mean, MUCH better), much more action-packed, and much more interesting. So, I repeat: Please, keep reading. The following chapter is already uploaded to compensate the lack of story progression of this one. I'd like to hear your concerns/praises of its quality. Thanks for your patience. Chapter 2: Deadly Attraction -Nate… time to go. Wake up sleepy head…- A voice that could only be Trixie whispered. I covered my mouth with the pillow to stuff the groan that was climbing up my throat; I'm not a morning person, and less when I've slept like 2 hours. She sat on the edge of the bed, waiting for me to end my morning yawning. She sprang towards me and kissed me in the lips as soon our eyes met. "Oh, yea, she's… my lover… Jesus, this justs gets weirder..." I thought fast enough, I was about to shove her off. Her kiss and embrace felt natural, and reflected genuine affection. I can't say I didn't enjoy it, but I couldn't help to feel guilty afterwards. I stood up and hid my confronted emotions behind a smile. -Well… how far is the town by foot? Walking in the mornings is not my thing…- I comment while carefully stretching my muscles, fearing that my humerus might decide to pop out for a visit. -Walking? Please, I do have standards- Trixie replied haughtily –Come closer- I obiently walked next to her, cleaning the sleep from my tired eyes. The unicorn checked the tiny distance that separated us before stomping the ground once; blue waves appeared on the white tiles under her hoof, like raindrops falling on the surface of a lake. The lines slid on the ground slowly, and delimited a 1-meter-radius circle around us. The delimiting line highlighted as more and more waves fused with it, my eyes got drawn towards its shining. I felt a strange force pushing me downwards, but I couldn't stop staring at the shimmer. I blinked as the entrancing light faded away, I nervously glimpsed my sides, and sighed in relief as I saw a smiling Trixie on my right, altough confusion struck me shortly afterwards, as we both had green grass under our feet. -Glad you didn't faint, these teleportation spells can get dizzy for first-timers- She said. I already had a reply ready, but a sudden gag forced me to keep my mouth shut –We're on the "NorthWind Fields", a small countryside between the Everfree Forest and Ponyville- She explained. My nauseas vanished as the warm sunbeams heated my body. I gazed at the sky: The temperature was perfect, no cold winds or black clouds on the blue sea the sky was either; no one would have guessed it was early morning. -What's the current season in here? - I ask cheerfully, the sunny weather was starting to lighten my mood. -Spring, mating season, use it to your advantage- She replied with a smirk, a chuckle squeezed out from my mouth "I'm now officially a manwhore". The unicorn pushed me out from the circle, and ordered me to open my hands. A blaze of light flashed on my joint palms, leaving back a short, red dagger as it vanished –Spill Twilight's blood on the circle to teleport back to the base. And, by the way, try to enjoy your stay; it'll be the closest thing to a normal life you'll experience in a long time- She said before the ground below her disappeared, sucking her into the unknown. It could be hell if you ask me. I isolated my darkest phantasies and examined the dagger. The curved edge looked painful, and the spikes decoring the two sinister wings that separated the edge from the handle left clear that getting stabbed with it... ouch. A faint red aura covered the edge, just as the gigantic claymore back in the fort. I hid it inside the biggest pocket I could find "How am I supposed to excuse myself if they find this out? I guess a whole year of loneliness makes you forget how to treat with other people..." I thought with a mocking smile, gazing at the distant town with my eyes thinly open. -Why couldn't we land closer? - I grumble, but the idea of a peaceful walk under such a good weather didn't sound that of a chore. I started the run, without any haste. A sense of freedom imbued me; the oppressively closed fort almost made me forgot what nature was. I closed my eyes as I kept trotting with good speed, breathing with my mouth wide open, clean, fresh air was a luxury that my town couldn't afford. The two badges tinkling with themselves was the only sound I could hear; no car honks, no phones ringing, no city bullshit. I felt happy for the first time in hours. I slowed my pace and wiped off the sweat from my forehead as I closed distances the first house, which was probably one of the weirdest I had seen in my life. The overall seemed to have been built inside the top of a tree, or a bush. A ton of trees surrounded the house, and birds and other animals calmly lived their lives, sharing the space, in peace with each other. A couple of tiny squirrels ran on my way, they both halted and playfully glazed at me, clearly not intimidated by my presence. I smiled and knelt, offering them my hand. The one on the right hurried to climb onto my shoulder, the other decided it wasn't worth it. -Shit! - I exclaim in a jolt, as the front door of the house blasted open. I twirled to my left and hid behind a tree, tightly holding my little friend between my hands so he didn't fall. A couple of ponies walked out of the house, giggling and chatting among them. I took a quick peek: I recognized the unicorn instantly (Trixie magically engraved her look in my mind), she was happily talking with a yellow Pegasus. I was more shocked by her pink hair, and not so for the pair of wings on her sides. She was more of a listener in the conversation, nodding frequently rather than talking. "Knock them both out, take the unicorn and just run… simple and fast…" The idea was very tempting, but spending a day with them seemed like a much better (and interesting) option. I messed up my hair with a near bush and cut my cheek slightly, allowing some blood to taint my shirt; if I was going to play the role of a scared newcomer, then better look like one. The eyes of the confused squirrel darted between my shirt and the blood pouring from my cheek, clearly thinking I was either high or stupid. -Both- I whisper, petting his tiny head before leaving my hiding place. I took a couple of silent strides, but the sudden sight of a rainbow landing right in front of the pair was so random and strange that I couldn't do anything else but to know what had happened. I started to run towards the landing site, curiosity pushing me forwards, the ponies did the same. -Bucking hell! My wing! It hurts! - A high pitched voiced shouted, I forced myself to slow down, as the distance between me and their tails was minimal. -Oh Celestia… can you walk? - A sweet voice asked, worried. -I think so…- I stood on my tiptoes, so I could see who the owner of the voice was. A cyan Pegasus, with a multi-colored mane and tail, was trying to keep poised on her hooves, but failing at the process. Her left wing was twisted in an unnatural way, and some bruises and cuts covered her chin and torso. She tried to sheath the damaged wing, but it was pointlessly painful. She looked up to her friends, but instead, her eyes fixed on me. Her mouth widened in surprise, letting out a short gasp, which made the other two turn back. They both blinked multiple times and sporadically shared looks with each other, with an expression of complete disconcert. I knelt so we could be at the same level. -Hey! Watch it! - I exclaim with a smile as the yellow Pegasus placed her hoof on my crimson-tainted chest, she jolted in surprise. -E-Excuse me… I-I thought y-you w-were hurt… - She croaked nervously –Wait… you can talk? - She asked with a sudden tinge of curiosity in her tone "Here we go…" -Of course I can, but how can you? - I ask, feigning confusion. -Everypony here can talk, of course. What… are you? - Twilight asked, analyzing every detail of my body. She didn't hide her enthusiasm. -I'm a human… I waked up next to that forest over there, with no clue of how or why I have been sent here… I needed to at least know where I was, so I decided to try luck in this town… I didn't expect to encounter talking ponies. My apologies if I scared you, I just didn't know how to introduce myself... heh… but there'll be time for presentations later, is she alright? - I ask, snapping my fingers, the ponies were more focused in me than in her wounded friend. I gently took the squirrel off my shoulder and handled it to the yellow Pegasus –Take care of him for a second… - I say before crouching near the cyan Pegasus –Need any help? - I ask, her body language reflected reluctancy to speak with me –There's no need to be scared… what's your name? - I whisper soothingly. -R-Rainbow D-Dash… - She answered between nervous stammering and blushing, making me smile. A grimace of pain crossed her face; I ignored her protests and gently lifted the pony from the ground, trying to keep my hands as far as I could from the injured wing. Dash let out a gasp of surprise, and probably a couple of insults in the process, but curled with a purr once I got a good grip of her body. -She needs medical attention, is there some kind of hospital near? - I ask to the entranced pair of ponies. The Pegasus on my arms jolted suddenly. -No! Don't do it! I refuse to spend a single month in bed! I just need some rest; I get these all the time– She exclaimed in a brief exhalation. She stared into my eyes for a last time before hiding her reddish face behind my shirt. -Tough girl, huh? Any ideas? - I ask, Twilight stepped forwards. -She can rest in my house, follow me! - She exclaimed, appointing herself the leader role, the yellow Pegasus hurried to walk next to my left leg –I've never seen you like this before, Dash, you two look so cute together! - Twilight added with a grin. -D-Don't say that… silly… - Dash murmured, her voice muffled by my shirt, altough the strength of her hug didn't give her much credibility. I glimpsed the Pegasus on my left awkwardly: being cuddled two minutes after meeting someone was something Trixie didn't warn me about, which I couldn't say it was a bad thing, I just wasn't used to it. -Well… it's been a pleasure to meet you Dash- I say, giving her a playful squeeze; I heard a muffled giggle –What are your names? - I ask to the rest. -My name's Twilight Sparkle- The unicorn said. After some heavy stuttering and blushing, I finally heard the Pegasus name: Fluttershy. -I'm Nathaniel, Nate for short, pleased to meet you both- I say, tilting my head forwards in a bow. -Can I call you Nathan? - Twilight asked in a sudden. My smile vanished instantly, Twilight realized it -Excuse me... did I say something wrong? - She asked, concerned. -Oh, never mind... personal stuff... sorry, but I don't allow it- I reply obscurely. I quickly shook off the bad memories that were starting to roam inside my mind –Let's forget about that. So, what about the town? Do you think I'll be able to settle up or something? - I ask, pointing at its main road. Houses, restaurants and shops erected on its sides. A variety of regular ponies, Pegasus and unicorns peacefully attended their personal duties or, simply, had fun. I doubted TV and other electronic apparels existed here, which is why the heavy affluence of ponies in the streets didn't surprise me that much. -Its name is Ponyville, where we live. Regarding your stay, my home's your home, that's, of course, if you don't mind sharing bed with me- Twilight replied happily, I arched an eyebrow "Creepy..." -That seems like a fair deal, which one's your home? - I ask, Twilight looked over her shoulder. -Promise you won't laugh- She said, a flush lightened her cheeks. I nodded, curious –Do you see that gigantic tree? Well, I live inside of it… - She whispered, I frowned and gazed at it for a second time. I didn't pay too much attention to it on my first glimpse, thinking it was there just to decor, but I noticed a couple of windows and a door this time. -Why would I laugh? Living inside a tree sounds pretty cool- I say sincerely. -T-That's e-exactly w-what I think... - Fluttershy whispered, I smiled at her. -See? I think I would change my own home with yours if I had the chance- I say, Twilight blush eased -By the way, Fluttershy, was that your house? The one you two just came out? - I ask, the Pegasus nodded shyly –Then let me tell you: It's gorgeous, do you take care of all those animals? - I ask, pointing at the squirrel, who apparently was taking a nap on the Pegasus hair. -Y-Yes… I d-do like it… and thank you for the praise... - She answered with a cute grin, Twilight turned back and interrupted us before I could keep asking. -Nathan… iel, Fluttershy, let's do this quick, I don't want to cause any stir- Twilight said, I nodded and quickened my rhythm, Fluttershy did the same. We crossed one last bridge before our feet touched the stone of the main road. My pace couldn't help to become sluggish as my eyes jumped from pony to pony, analyzing them with as much curiosity as they were analyzing me. Half the way done I noticed how tiny the number of stallions was, and the unnerving curiosity in the stares of the mares. A loud murmur came from the dense crowd; Twilight ignored it and grasped my hand, guiding me like a small kid lost in the city. With my free hand, I waved towards a green unicorn, who seemed entranced by my fingers. She widened her mouth in amazement, the outlines of her lips curved upwards. She was about to say something, but Twilight pushed me inside her house and magically locked the door behind us. -Leave her on the bed upstairs… - Twilight said, giving me a squeeze before freeing my hand. I obediently climbed the wooden stairs, carefully carrying the sleepy Pegasus. I still had vivid images of the faces of the ponies I had just seen on my mind, and I couldn't help wondering about a grey Pegasus, whose eyes were... pretty messed up, altough she didn't seem to care, neither the ones surrounding her "How did she end up like that...? " -Dash… I can't help you if you hold me this tight… - I whisper, realizing I had been standing next to the bed, doing nothing, for a whole minute, more focused in my thoughts than in my actions. The Pegasus opened her eyes and eased her hug, laughing awkwardly. I gently placed her on the matress, trying to not hurt her wing -Is the Princess comfortable? - I joke while covering her with the smooth blankets and handling her an extra pillow; she hugged it tightly and whispered a "thank you" before falling asleep. I cleaned some fresh drops of my own blood from her cheek before walking down the stairs. An enormous yawn coming from my throat was a remainder of how little I had slept in the past hours, and to make things better, Twilight and Fluttershy were asking questions without any kind of order. -Twilight… can I please use your shower…? I'm kind of tired… and I want to wash these clothes before it's too late… - I mumble, trying to get some peace, the excited unicorn nodded vigorously. -Of course! Don't last too long! I want to know more about this "Earth" you come from! - She exclaimed while pointing me the correct door, I slowly walked towards the narrow corridor leading to it, taking off the bloody shirt in the process. I heard a tinkle coming from the badges as Twilight tried to magically levitate the cloth I had just took out. "No" I whisper near the necklace, the shining coming from her horn cut abruptly. I heard a surprised exclamation coming from its owner, but I was already inside the bathroom: I wasn't… I couldn't explain her anything about it. -Sweet Jesus... - I grin while staring at the gigantic bathtub in the middle of the room. I quickly started the water flow, shivering in excitement as steaming clouds of vapor started to fly towards the ceiling. I took off my clothes and washed them in the sink as fast as I could, thankfully, the fresh blood went away in a couple of swaps. I took a minute to look myself in the mirror, apart from the superficial cut on my cheek, which wasn't bleeding anymore, and a pair of tiny branches showing from my uncombed hair, everything was fine as usual. I turned on my heels and closed the water, as the bath was already filled. -Ohhh my God... - I mumble between moans of pleasure as I submerged my whole body under the warm water. I had enough space to stretch completely, and enough soap to drown myself with bubbles, I didn't even think in saving some for his owner. I closed my eyes, whistling a blissful melody while absently playing with the army of bubbles surrounding me. Time passed fairly quickly, loud knocks on the door meant that the brief moment of relax was over. I sighed, took a near towel, and started to dry myself with it. -Dressing up in here! Give me a second! - I scream, the knocks cut, two giggles came from the other side of the door. I sighed and quickly wore my pants and shoes. Sadly, the shirt was still wet, but I thought it was a better idea to have it on: I didn't want to cause a sexual revolution, or aggravate it, depending on the point of view. With the annoyingly soaked cloth on, I opened the door; the change in temperature was barely noticeable. I walked towards the hall under a suspicious silence. I couldn't help to laugh: a short stool waited for me, surrounded by its sides by two taller chairs. Fluttershy and Twilight were sitting on them, with a wide grin on their faces. I sat on the middle; they both quickly got hold my arms, asking questions chaotically. "What was I expecting…" I thought with a smile. 2 hours later… -Magic? In Earth? Of course not, the closest thing to magic we have are the tricks that thieves use to scam drunken tourists! - I answer, chuckling to myself –Any more questions? I want to visit the town, and eat something if you don't mind- Both ponies nodded and jumped off from their seats. I had red marks on my biceps, where the ponies had been holding, almost restraining me. -Should we wake Dash up? - Fluttershy asked, I looked upstairs, and didn't hide my surprise when I saw the aforementioned Pegasus figure. I noticed a slight shake in her hooves, as if she was carrying a heavy load on her back. -Already awake, what's the plan? - She asked while walking down the stairs, she kept biting her lower lip, a clear sign that she was still in pain. -You sure you're… - I got cut by a confident nod –I can always carry you if you want- I add with a smile. -Tempting… but just keep close, it's hard to remain balanced with just one wing- She said, gluing herself on my right leg. Fluttershy did the same with the left one, Twilight seemed to enjoy leading us, so I let her run the show. -Do you like cakes, Nathaniel? - Twilight asked, I grinned as response –Then to Sugarcube Corner we go, any complains? - The Pegasus hurried to shake their heads in denial. -We can also introduce him to Pinkie Pie, I'm sure they'll both like each other- Fluttershy said. -Who? - I ask, raising an eyebrow. -One of our friends. It's... difficult to describe her… You'll see for yourself- Dash explained, answering my silent question. -Fairly peaceful... let's go- Twilight said, moving away from the peephole of the door. We all followed her as she dwelled outside. I instinctively covered my eyes: their sun was a brilliance I wasn't used to. I took brief glances of the town: the houses were kind of weird, with a curved-baroque style, some of their twists just looked impossible. Each house seemed to complement each other, in both color and design. The overall sensation was nice though: it was a positive change from the typical tall and dull buildings found in any city. One building took all my attention, primarily by its cake-like color scheme, but also of how well it defied geometry in general. -That's where we're going...? - I say, pointing at it, the Pegasus on my sides nodded at unison –Looks tasty… are you sure it won't fall apart once we get close? - I ask, mildly joking, the structure didn't seem very stable at all. -I have the same thought each time I enter- Twilight giggled. -Do they make whisky pie? - My stomach asked. -Of course, it's my favourite! - Dash exclaimed "Wha...? Alcohol in a pony world? This ought to be good" -Seems like we aren't that different after all- I comment, giving Dash a wink, she suddenly nuzzled her body against me, staring at my eyes mischievously. -So you like alcohol? Naughty naughty… - She said with a cheeky smile, bumping my calf with the side of her bum. -Quite… but I only allow myself to drink on few special dates, my diet doesn't allow it- I explain, keeping poised under her obvious filtring. -But you aren't fat, why would you want to do that? - Fluttershy asked innocently. -Hah, keeping the good shape! Girls love it! - I exclaim, slapping my tummy and joining the laughs of the others. Still laughing, I saw how a pink pony, with a wildly curled mane and an unnaturally wide smile drawn on her face, trotted out from the building we were heading to. She kept saluting every client she came across with a nod, they answered with either friendly waves, or polite bows. Her eyes suddenly found mines, we both had a brief exchange of glances, cut by my need to blink; she wasn't there when my eyes opened. I turned back sharply, with both hands balled up into fists, as someone had tapped me on the back, the dagger shook wildly inside my pocket, thankfully, it didn't slip out. I sighed, relieved to see the aforementioned pink pony staring at me. The fact that I could potentially punch her didn't affect her smile. -That… was awesome! - I say, as I realized how lightning fast she must have moved. The pony grinned beyond humanly possible before jumping on top of my shoulders. -Thanks! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name cutie? - A constant stream of excited yelling kept coming out from her throat. I couldn't find the moment to cut her. -Pinkie! Quit it! - Twilight shouted, the pink pony bounced onto the ground, with sporadic giggles squeezing out from her mouth. -I'm Nathaniel, pleased to meet you Pinkie- I say with a smile, offering her my hand, she shook it vigorously –We were heading towards… that… restaurant, I suppose. Do you work there? - I ask, relaxing my tensed muscles. -Yep! I help the owners with anything related to cooking! If you are planning to go there, I'll make sure they don't charge you anything this time! - She exclaimed, I smiled and tapped my chin, as if I couldn't decide. -I can't refuse such a good offer… - I ramble, her smile widened as she heard my words. -Then follow me! - She yelled, already trotting towards the building. -Christ… I can't believe how much energy you girls have in the mornings… - I comment while following my new acquaintance, every pony surrounding me blushed and giggled nervously, not only the ones I knew, but also some near groups of mares that were able to hear my words loud enough. -It's... the weather… - Dash explained vaguely. I grinned, knowing exactly where she was pointing to: The heat. … The sexual one. Pinkie was already gathering some extra chairs around a wide, circular table when we arrived, I thanked her with a proper bow before sitting on one, Fluttershy and Dash hoarded the two chairs surrounding mines, Twilight groaned and took the chair I had in front. Pinkie suddenly appeared next to me, with a notebook, a pen, and a cute smile that would make anyone feel the urge to choose the most expensive thing in the menu. -Cakes I suppose? - She joked –Which flavor? We've got… chocolate, strawberry, rose petal… - She kept reciting different flavors, which arranged from the classic vanilla, to the bizarre ruby taste. -A whisky one for me, please- I say when she ended, she nodded and scribbled something on the sheet. She stared at her friends; they seemed hesitant to decide. Pinkie cleared her throat loudly, getting their attention. -What if I personally cook a gigantic, whisky cake so we can all share it? - She proposed, everyone, including me, agreed with the idea. The pony nodded, turned back and bounced towards the shop, humming blissfully. I stretched my limbs with a wide smile on my face, enjoying the pleasant weather and company "Joining them was the best idea after all…" I thought. -Is it spring here? Temperature's perfect, everything's green and pretty… I reckon I could get used to this world fairly quickly…- I say while taking a good look of the town, some ponies were chatting among them while staring at me, but at least they respected our intimacy. I wanted to thank them for that. -It is, isn't it beautiful? - Fluttershy answered enthusiastically. -You tell me, I love nature- I say, gazing at her; I couldn't help to smile at the cute, shy grin the Pegasus drew. Memories of my girlfriend started to show up in my mind, but I shook them off quickly, knowing they wouldn't do me any good. -Yeah, I also love spring… - Dash emphasized with a smirk. -Dash! Don't start with your perverted hints with our guest - Twilight exclaimed, I fixed my eyes on the cyan Pegasus, with a mocking smile. -That makes two of us then- I say, wetting my lips theatrically and looking at her with faked desire. -You two are unfixable…- Twilight groaned, but she couldn't hide a grin. The conversation took an odd turn, Dash and I kept talking about rather spicy stuff, with sporadic commentaries and questions from Twilight. Fluttershy seemed uncomfortable, curling and blushing on her seat at each new topic that we came up with. -Do girls end up with other girls in Earth? - Twilight asked, tilting her head to the left "Does she even realize how heart-melting cute she looks sometimes" -Of course, and boys with boys, and two girls with a boy, and vice-versa… it's a matter of choice, there's nothing that impedes us in doing it… if you ignore the haters, of course… - I answer. I cut Dash before she could speak again –Let's take a break, cake's coming, and someone doesn't seem to be enjoying the talk- I say, giving Fluttershy a look, she thanked me with a smile. The bolts of the table (and my heart) almost popped out when the enormous cake landed on the metal surface, making everyone gasp in surprise and amazement, even some of the costumers from tables away praised its colossal dimensions. A heavy smell of alcohol came from the towers of caramelized cream. Wedding cakes are pure rubbish when compared to the prodigy of bakery I had in front of me. -This is… beautiful… - I whisper, drool barely allowed me to talk with clarity; I absently thanked Pinkie when she handled me some cutlery. -Oh, Pinkie, I'll bring a plate for you… - Twlight said, already standing up, but the pink pony made her sit again. She suddenly lunged towards the cake, swallowing a quarter of it in a single bite. The whipped cream from the exposed core started to drip all over the inner mountain of caramel and only God knows more. I dipped my finger in it and licked it; a slight burn ached my throat. –Geez… how many bottles of alcohol does this have? - I ask between coughs. -F… Five! One… for each one… of us! *hic*! - The pony answered drunkenly, her head tilting forwards and backwards uncontrollably. Twilight calmly levitated a thick, kitchen knife, and cut the remaining cake in four perfect pieces, she politely distributed the bits to each one of us. Another set of guffaws came from Dash and I when we saw Fluttershy's face: astounded by the colossal mountain of cream she had in front of her, only armed with a tiny silver fork. I cut my own piece in smaller bits, holding the urge to simply go "fuck it" and eat it with my bare hands, and also trying to contain my laughter; I didn't want to spit it. Dash was making it hard though, with a hilarious high-pitched laugh squeezing out from her mouth each time our eyes met. Slightly more calmed, I opened my mouth, ready to taste what looked like the most delicious pie ever made. -Glad to see somepony else with good taste in sweets! - A female voice from behind exclaimed happily. I turned back and glimpsed at the only possible owner of the voice: a fucshia pony, her eyes and mane had a similar cerise color, although much more intense. She was the only mare I had met so far that stared into my eyes naturally, without any trace of fluster or shyness, whcih was the main reason why I didn't reproach her interruption –My name's Berry Punch, some of those mares over there asked me if I could ask you your name… so, what's your name? - She asked, we both smiled at the absurdity of the situation. I left the fork on the plate and twirled the chair so I could face the pony. -I'm Nathaniel, pleased to meet you! - I reply cheerfully, waving my hand to the group of mares Berry was pointing to –Who would have tell that I could actually find alcohol in a pony world! You guys don't cease to suprise me- I say, the pony laughed and offered her hoof, we both shook "hands", equally happy to have met. -Anyhow, I don't have much time, I see you're already well accompained, enjoy your stay! - She said while trotting away and joining her friends. -Huh, people here are quite interesting… - I whisper to myself, turning back –Do you know her? - I ask to Fluttershy, who seemed happy to have my attention back. -I've seen her around… but we've never spoke- She answered –Bon appétit? - She joked, raising her fork, a small bit of cake was stuck on its top. I grasped my own fork and thrust it deep into an already cut piece, we both "chin-chinned" before tasting it for the first time. The alcohol was clearly noticeable, though it bended perfectly with the sweetness of the cream. The overall was delicious, we both hummed enthusiastically as approval. Fluttershy didn't even need a second bite to make her cheeks flush, and the third made her movements become drowsy. I gently pushed her plate away the moment I saw she couldn't even guide the fork into her mouth. -Don't force it, catching a hangover is the last thing you want to do, especially with a cake- I whisper sweetly, nuzzling her cheek. Her dozy eyes fixed on mines, she pressed her head against my hand, making the most of the brief contact. Performing such acts with a new acquaintance would have been considered rude in Earth, but this world... somehow it felt right, and their habitants seemed keen towards it. I allowed her to rest her head on my knee, as she was quickly falling asleep. Dash seemed to be doing well so far, at least well enough to shot poisonous glares to Fluttershy, Twilight… she tried, but the first symptoms of drunkenness were starting to show up. Pinkie was totally absent to the world. -Seems like we are the last stand- I joke. Dash turned to me. She took a piece of her cake, and ate it slowly, with an eyebrow arched –Are you challenging me lady? This'll be fun…- I say while placing my elbows on the table, Dash smiled. Pinkie seemed to recover her sense as soon as she heard the word "challenge". -Alright everypony! Everything's set? - She yelled, we both nodded after the initial surprise –On your marks: Thtwone goooo! - She shouted, bouncing up in the air. Her eyes were already closed when she landed, and she was snoring louder than before. Dash couldn't hold her laugh and cracked up before the first bite. When she managed to control her guffaws, I was already licking my fingertips with a smug smirk. -Looks like I win! - I exclaim cockily, the Pegasus snarled and punched my shoulder as protest. We both cracked up again as we saw a totally drunk Twilight chatting with a snoring Pinkie. -And… I used to sing this song with Cadence… when we were fillies… - She cleared her throat before starting to sing at the top of her lungs, I caught something about sunshine and ladybugs in the lyrics. Dash and I helped her to regain some control between giggles coming from the near townsfolk. I wrinkled; the smell of alcohol in Twilight's breath was unbearable. -Pinkie… how many bottles does Twilight's piece have? - I ask, snapping my fingers in front of the sleeping pony. -There wasn't enough whisky… so I used some brandy instead… - She muttered "5 bottles of whisky isn't enough...? ". I knew brandy was too much for her (it was too much for anybody), and I supposed some of it had slipped into Fluttershy's piece. Dash took a small bite of Twilight's cake, her stare left clear how strong it was. We both smiled. –You've should have warned her- I say, trying to sound serious, although my vaguely-stifled didn't give my words much credibility. -But there's no fun then…- She replied, sort of excusing herself. I looked down to Twilight; she was rubbing her head while mumbling "sorries" to no one in particular. I looked up again, a brief second of alarm shook my body as I noticed a tall column of white smoke climbing up the sky, but then I realized it was coming out from a chimney built on top of a low, oval building. Right behind it, a much more taller, bigger but asthetically identic building erected, they both shared the same color: Blue. The first construction had a pair of crystal doors, resembling the ones you can find in any supermarket. The twin doors slid open as soon as a white unicorn stepped near them; I had to admit that her oddly-colored, but well-combed mane suited her curvy figure. I couldn't help to laugh at the fact that I was analyzing a pony the same way I would analyze a regular woman walking down the street. The unicorn's tail made a graceful twirl to avoid getting stuck between the closing doors. I gave Twilight a squeeze on the shoulder as her figure disappeared behind the crystal. -What's that building over there? - I ask childishly, pointing at it. -Uhh… That's the SPA… - Twilight mumbled, her voice was still a little bit husky. -I think Rarity has just got in, we could go, introduce him to her, and take a sobering bath- Dash proposed, she had read the eagerness in my eyes, and she also seemed enthusiastic towards the idea. -That sounds good… - Twilight said, Dash and I grinned at each other like kids. We both hurried to snap the rest of the ponies from their drunkenly dreams. We found ourselves having to drag surprisingly heavy Pinkie on the floor, and myself piggy-backing a half-asleep Fluttershy, who kept nodding off and fluttering backwards, each time she did it, her wings unsheathed instinctively. Her feathers were practically flooding my hair. -Is it expensive? - I ask to Dash, who agreed to be the one to talk. -Of course not, both SPA and sauna are free, you only have to pay if you want some extra services from Aloe and Lotus, massages… you know- She answered. The doors slid open as we stepped on the fitted carpet; I crouched so Fluttershy didn't hit her head with the roof. The two ponies behind the counter, obviously, stared at me first, but they didn't seem as impressed as the rest of their kind to see me. I thanked them silently as Dash arranged our stay. -Miss Rarity is actually the only pony inside our installations; would you like to join her? - Aloe asked with a friendly smile, we both nodded, her twin wrote something on a notebook –Alright, any extra service you may want? - Dash turned back and gave me a questioning glance. -Of course not- I hurry to say; they had already done enough for me. -Good… Lotus will lead your friend to the stallions' locker, girls, you already know the way, enjoy your stay! - Aloe exclaimed, waving her hoof happily, her sister appeared on my left. -Please, leave Miss Fluttershy on the ground, she can't enter with you- Lotus said, I carefully held the Pegasus between my arms and made sure she was fully awake before leaving her on the ground, she thanked me with a sleepy nod before joining her friends. I turned back and followed the smiling pony. -Do the installations mix genders? - I ask with low voice as we turned the first corner, Lotus nodded –I honestly don't know how to react at that detail…- I comment with an awkward smile, making her giggle. -Our male clients usually like it, which explains why almost all the stallions in this town frequent our installations... although I have to say that agreeing to have a bath with 5 mares, all by yourself and in the middle of the season has its merit- She replied, looking over her shoulder with a smirk "Oh God, she's right, what the fuck have I done" -Oh... I forgot about that... - I say, cheeks flushing red. -There's the entrance- She pointed at a glossy mahogany door on the other side of the corridor -Have fun! - She exclaimed, meeting my gaze and winking an eye to me before dissapearing behind a corner. I sighed in relief as I took out my clammy shirt; the dampness in the ambient had made my back turn into a waterfall of sweat. I opened the door: The other side was empty. The long locker had a couple of centric benches cutting the room in two perfect pieces; a couple of private showers were on the right side, and rows of hangers holding clean, white towels on the left one. A crystal door, covered with a long, red silk, was on the oposite pole. I closed the door behind me and threw my clothes onto the bench. I checked the dagger, and made sure it didn't show in the slightest before taking with me one of the many towels avilable. The cloth was too small for a human, and my tallness didn't help at all. It covered the essential, but left my legs exposed, too exposed for comfort. I took a couple of seconds to cool down my sweaty body inside one of the showers before walking towards the door that could only lead to the pool, jacuzzi, or whatever. Laughing and giggling grew louder as I approached it. I tightened the tie that kept the towel firmly wrapped around my crotch, moved the red silk aside, and peeked through the translucid crystal: A barrier of white blocked most of my view. -Let's do this... - I whisper, jerking the door knob nervously. The white barrier I had glimpsed before was no more than a thick fog, which shrank my field of view to a minimum. The walls on my sides were cleverly painted: its masterful color blends and wildlife drawings made me believe I was in the outdoors. I walked towards the only shape I was able to distinguish within the whiteness. It was a bench, with bottles of shampoo, combs and other beauty products scattered on top of the wood. A faint shimmer flickered few meters in front of me, I supposed it was the door leading to the mares' locker, as the door I had just came out emitted the same shimmer, and both were perfectly aligned with each other. I looked all around me, unable to find where the pool was, the fact that I was lost in a SPA made me giggle. As my eyes weren't as useful as my ears, I closed them, and begged for the mares to laugh again. Indeed, a new chorus of giggles coming from my left finally gave me a lead. A sickening sweet smell, so exaggerated it was almost assaulting, placed inside my nose as I approached the source of the noise. It forced me to breathe wide mouthfouls of air to at least catch a bit of the scarce oxygen flying around the room. New shapes appeared from the blurry screen of white: A handrail, with stones on its sides, and the descending steps of the pool. The fog sorrounding me magically vanished as soon I glimpsed the steaming water, revealing the marvelous feat of architecture I had in front of my eyes. The ceiling (an oval dome), was painted in deep blue, simulating the night's sky. A full, and somehow glistening moon was drawn on the middle, it illuminated the pool with its perfectly simulated moonlight. The dome was as large as the pool, speaking of which, it was an immense circle, well over the 50 meters of diameter. Rocks as outlines (some even with their own waterfalls), high, curvy fountains spitting water, and even a marble palace built on one corner made the overall gorgeous. But there was one problem: The water was crystaline. I would have appreciated it if I had a swimsuit on, but nope. It was the first time in my life I had blamed myself for shaving so often. I finally located the mares, who were behind one of the fountains built on the farthest corner of the right side, probably the biggest and most spectacular of them all. Dash was calmly floating around it, with a stream of clean water falling on her stomach, her wet hair spread out in the water. I reckoned she was asleep, as she didn't seem to notice me, as with the rest of her friends. I quickly untied the towel around my crotch and descended into the pool. The water blurred my submerged body fairly well, at least. -He's so kind! -You're going to love him! The continous praises made me feel better: it was my job to make them like me after all. I noticed a couple of tiny openings on the farthest wall as I squelched towards the mares, they kept emitting a dense smoke. It's smell (which was starting to make me feel dizzy) flooded the ambient, and it just grew more and more intense at each step. -I'm going to sleep with him tonight! I'm so nervous... - Twilight said childishly, stuffing a giggle . -And what if I tell you that humans sleep on the ground? - I joke, leaning my right elbow on the base pilar of the fountain and resting my head on my open palm, making Twilight and her friends jolt, startled by my voice. They turned back while stepping aside, revealing the so called Rarity. I remembered how much I liked the way she combed her mane, but wet hair suited her even better, as with the rest of the ponies. I stepped forwards. -Rarity... am I right? I'm Nathaniel, as you may already know, a pleasure- I say, bowing instead of offering my hand. The unicorn's eyes reflected professionalism as she analyzed my whole body from head to foot. A smirk appeared on her lips as her eyes met mines -Did I pass the test? - I ask with a forced smile, the dizziness was now a full-scale, fierce headache. -Indeed, you've exceeded my expectations... - She answered absently while tapping her chin rhythmically. -I'm sure she's trying to find the best clothes for you- Fluttershy explained, the unicorn nodded. -Well, I do know how I like him best: Naked! - A voice exclaimed from behind, I turned back and saw a smiling Dash standing right under my chin. She embraced my waist and pushed me backwards. A stabbing pain flashed inside my skull as my back hit the stone. -Look... I don't think I want to do that right now... - I squeak with difficulty, each word that came from my throat summoned a new needle piercing my brain. Normally, I would had shoved her back, but I thought that doing so wouldn't help in my attempt to get Twilight's trust, and my head wasn't up for much action, and, what the hell, I was starting to like it. Fluttershy and Twilight swam on my sides, and got hold of my arms. -We've been talking, Nate, our hospitality has a... slight... price, and since you have no money... - Dash whispered mischievously, leaning forwards for a kiss. I didn't... rather I couldn't feel anything. I painfully rotated my head to the left as Dash proceeded to kiss me on the neck, Fluttershy stared into my dozy eyes sweetly. -Don't fall asleep now... - She said, almost begged. The sweetness on her eyes quickly changed into confusion, and later to worry. A long sigh emptied my lungs; I didn't feel like inhaling back. Fluttershy scream was the last thing I could hear before the heavy lockgates my eyes were shutted down. 30 minutes later... -Pulse's rising, it's a matter of time that he wakes up- I heard someone say. Hearing a voice again produced a spark of energy inside my body. I tried to open my eyes, but my eyelids seemed to be glued to my skin. Someone held my hand, and nuzzled my forehead reassuringly, I liked it. I gave a weak squeeze to my companion, such trivial action made me insanely tired. -Go back to sleep, don't force it- The voice said, I didn't question its orders. 20 minutes later... My whole body shot upwards, my muscles and veins were so tense I thought they would burst at any second. I ignored the light burning my now open eyes. -Bad dream? - I blurrily glimpsed my right, Lotus released my hand and checked my temperature. I could only nod, as my mouth was a bluish, thin line -Don't worry, you're back among the living, although a little bit colder than you should be- She joked, smiling warmly. -What... happened? - I ask huskily, a sore cough that didn't sound very healthy followed my attempt to talk. The pony handled me a bottle of apple juice before starting to explain what almost caused my death. Apparently, the herb used to produce the incense (which I found to be too strong) was too..."relaxing" for anything else besides ponies. The effect, simply, overwhelmed by body, making my entire system fall asleep. According to her words, my heart had stopped 3 times in the 10 minutes they needed to drain out the deadly fog from my body and the room. Her twin appeared in the middle of the explanation, she stood up next to her sister, unable to look at me in the eyes. -We're extremely sorry by all the issues we've caused to you. Give us a call if you want a massage, totally free, is the least we can do for you- Lotus said, finishing her speech. I swallowed the last drops of the delicious juice, feeling much better and aware. -Hmm... fair enough... you know what? My muscles are killing me... why making it wait? - I say. Both twins smiled. -Coming up! - They exclaimed, helping me to stand up. They practically had to drag me inside the massaging room, although they both had an impressive strength. I looked over my shoulder, according to Lotus, they had replaced the harmful herb by a much weaker incense, and its smoke didn't have the time to form up the same blinding cluster of fog as before, so I could see the entirety of the room. It was rather long, with an elongated corridor were the benches and the doors leading to the different annex lounges were, and a much more wide and roomy top were the pool was built. Its overall shape resembled a lollipop, a pretty big one. My eyes got drawn towards five faces staring at me from the other side of a crystal door, a label on the right read: "Sauna: Keep an eye on fillies! ". The mares looked down as soon I noticed them, only Twilight held her gaze. I gathered all my energy and rose a thumb, smiling as best as I could. The doors of the massaging room closed before she had time to answer back. -So, here we are. Lay down, show's about to start- Lotus said, pointing at a large bed on the middle of the room, I limped towards it and settled myself comfy on the fluffy cloth, facing down. A sweet melody started to sound as the lights of the room started to slowly change. Different colors mixed among them, creating a perfect representation of the sunset's gloom. -Is that ice? Geez, it's cold back there... - I mumble as they rubbed my legs, back and arms with a freezing gel. -We can't do anything if we don't manage to calm those big muscles- Aloe said, giving me a playful slap on the butt. -How professional... - I ramble jokingly. Somehow, I was certain that they wouldn't try to do anything major. -Don't act as you don't like it! - Lotus exclaimed, -You two surely don't hide it... - I say before burying my head into the spongy pillow. The twins giggled before starting the massage. Thank God my mouth was covered, as I'm sure that the mares would have heard my moans of pleasure, giving me an awkward time with them. The hooves of the masseurs danced around my back, masterfully untangling my messy muscles. Magic was the only word able to describe their work. The half hour the session lasted fled away too quickly. I grumbled against the pillow. -That's all? I want mooore... - I moan, covering my eyes as the music cut abruptly and the normal lightning came back again. -We've already fixed every mess we were able to find, and a relaxing massage won't do you any good- They explained, cleaning the gel off my back with a wet towel. I waited them to finish before standing up; I was surprised by how easy it was: my whole body felt much lighter. -Amazing... - I whisper, stretching and testing every muscle. The twins stared at me, expectantly -I guess it was worth to faint just for these minutes... outstanding job! - I say, with a wide smile on my mouth. -You may want to spend some time in the sauna, is honestly the best thing you can do right now- Aloe said, flattered. They suddenly lunged forwards, both kissing one of my cheeks loudly. -Good luck with them, Mr. Handsome! - They warbled as I walked out from the room; I rose a thumb and strided towards the sauna. The ponies beind the crystal moved away just in time, as I had slammed the door open carelessly. They seemed to be expecting some kind of row, which explained their confusion towards the wide smile (and the blush), I had on my face. -Is everything fine, darling? - Rarity asked. -Couldn't go better! - I exclaim, raising my arms theatrically before sprawling on the wooden bench. Fluttershy stepped forwards. -I'm so sorry... I don't know what happened back there... that wasn't me... - She croaked, breaking into a sob. I sighed and made her sit next to me. -Don't dig it anymore, alcohol has nasty side effects... don't worry, I'm not mad at any of you- I say reassuringly, cleaning a tear from her cheek; she thanked me with one of her cute smiles I was starting to love so much. -We were so scared when we realized what was happening to you… is there something we can possibly do to make you feel better? -Twilight asked with a tinge of sadness in her voice. -Some privacy would be nice… - I answer after a couple of seconds of silence. -If that's what you want… - Fluttershy whispered, standing up and joining her downcast friends. -We'll be at the pool if you need something… - Twilight said, giving me a last glance –I've said "we"- She repeated, glaring at Dash. -Yeah yeah, have fun back there, I think I'll stay here for a little while- The Pegasus said, stepping forwards with a smirk. -Rainbow Dash! - Twilight roared, a deep purple aura enveloped the Pegasus, magically dragging her out of the room. I could still hear her annoyed groans even with the door closed. I stood up for a second, covering the crystal with the towel that was tied around my crotch. I spilled some water on the burning coal to warm up the ambient before getting myself comfy on the warm wood, breathing calmly and staring at the ceiling while absently playing with the badges; they were a remainder of my purpose here, it wasn't pretty, but their lives were in danger if the... "mission", somehow, failed. Even with these dark thoughts, I was proud of myself: everything was going fairly well, and I was actually enjoying their company, less when hormones assumed control. 30 minutes later… I was rolling to the left for a third time, still far from sleep, when I heard a short yell, followed by a full chorus of screams that made me bounce on my seat. I shook off my laziness and dashed towards the door; I swiped the cloth away and looked outside. The new incense had enough time to rev up a fairly annoying fog, making me unable to see what was going on. I opened the door, muffling the noise of the turning knob with my towel, and crept outside. -You will do everything I say! Or you won't be as pretty once we finish with you- A male voice exclaimed, my eyes got drawn instantly towards the source of the noise. I distinguished 3 blurry shadows some meters far from me. I reckoned they were close to the pool, judging by the distance. I silently slid my feet on the ground; they didn't seem or sound friendly. Their outlines turned sharper at each second: I recognized a horn on the farthest pony, a pair of wings on the pony in the middle, who seemed to have the leading voice, and nothing at all on the pony on their right (and the closest one to me), but a small detail on the Pegasus hoof got all my attention. Tightly grasping the handle of my dagger, the Pegasus stared at something in the fog with a devilish smirk. Being the only one with a weapon left clear he was the leader of the trio, and none of his mates seemed eager to discuss it with him. Knowing that my chances in winning a three versus one weren't favorable, sneaking was my best card, at least for now. I suddenly realized I had left the towel hanging on the knob of the sauna "Cheers, James Bond wannabe, maybe I can seduce them in getting the fuck out" such thoughts made me crack up, and I wasn't good at hiding laugh frenzies. The regular pony (earth ponies, Twilight said) looked backwards, startled by my pathetic tries in stifling my giggling, thankfully, the fog was too dense for him to see me, and he didn't want to lose the action taking place in the pool. Slightly more calmed, I crept another meter forwards. The handrail, and the subsequent water of the pool materialized from the fog, making the white blur magically vanish. I finally could see what was going on: the trio of stallions was standing up near the descending stairs, in a threatening stance, which was laughable since they were as short and slim as the fear-shivering mares inside the pool, but the dagger (MY dagger), gave them enough confidence. I noticed that I wasn't able to see my toe tips, nor my fingertips: the fog was sort of embracing me, which was a good thing; I could decide when to act. The leader, a totally white Pegasus, kept pointing at the mares with the dagger as he slowly walked down the stairs, which also threatened to make me laugh: the way he walked with just three hooves in contact with the ground was dangerously hilarious. His wings unsheathed violently as a lewd smile appeared on his face, which I thought to be strange, since he didn't have the space to actually fly, but something in it made the mares close distances between them while begging him to stop. Any trace of laughter disappeared from my body: I couldn't stand seeing them suffer while I was doing nothing... worse, laughing my ass off. I stood up silently, squeezing a hiss between my teeth, weak enough so only the earth pony would be able to hear it; he groaned in annoyment and turned back. A grimace of horror twisted his features as I pushed his head towards my rising knee, connecting an explosive blow that sent him flying backwards, with a stream of blood coming from his broken teeth. He collided with the ground loudly, making the Pegasus in the water stop and turn back, his unicorn friend did the same. A high-pitched scream came from the leader, but I ignored him, as the horn of the blue unicorn was already sparkling. The badges around my collarbone tinkled sweetly, making the efforts of the unicorn pointless, I walked towards him, laughing at his growing fear. I closed my hand around his horn, its light faded. His lips muttered a silent beg before my fist mashed his jaw. His body shot backwards, landing messily on his head, twisting his neck into an unnatural way. His body laid, unconscious or worse, on the wet ground. -Freeze! Or I'll cut this bitch! - A male voice shouted, its tone had a noticeable fear in it, I glared at the only possible owner with soul-melting hatred. We both exchanged glances –Not so cocky now, huh? - He snarled, rubbing Fluttershy's neck with the cold edge of my dagger. He frowned when I walked down the steps of the pool with a smug smile on my face. -I suggest that you leave her, right now… or you'll end up bad, very bad- I spit, slightly entertained. Fluttershy squeaked as the smirking holder of the dagger traced a smile around her throat. –You shouldn't have done that- I say, ominous, as I squelched towards him. The pony widened his eyes in surprise: the blade was useless, unless I was the wielder. He pointlessly tried to cut the mare's flesh, barely tickling her. My guffaws made him clench his teeth in desperation; he closed one hoof around Fluttershy head and pushed her underwater. Her wings started to flap for the lack of oxygen, I forgot about intimidating him and started to advance as fast as I could. The water slowed me down considerably, but I was close, too close, and we both knew it. The pony threw the dagger away, and braced himself for the incoming impact with his now free hoof, I surprised him by grappling the hoof holding Fluttershy down, freeing her from his grip. I wasn't fast enough to block his punch though, but I kept poised and swiftly blocked his second blow with my open palm, now holding both of his hooves in a painful arm lock. I spat some blood, ready to finish him off, but then his wings started to rev up. Disconcert froze me in place for a second, until his rear legs blasted off from the water, colliding with my jaw with impressive strength. I lost my grip on him, and barely my feet. I stumbled backwards, managing to stay mildly still. I found the dagger floating few centimeters on my right; I grasped its edge and looked upwards. The Pegasus was flying on the space between the ground and the ceiling, he took a couple of seconds to breathe, before dashing towards the fog. -You're not getting away! - I shout as the dagger pierced the white blur, a scream of pain and a crash indicated a hit. I made my way out of the pool and dwelled into the fog. I stumbled with the opened door of the sauna; I took the towel hanging from its knob and wrapped it around my crotch before striding towards the source of the moans. The dagger was stuck in the base of his right wing, his left wing kept flapping, oblivious of the state of its twin. I thought about calling help, but the melting anger in my chest demanded blood. The Pegasus closed his hoof around the handle of the dagger, and slid it out between broken screams, his blood splattered my chest. He tried to aim at me, but I was already on top of him. I held him by the neck, rising his slim body from the ground and slamming him against the cold wall, the painted blue sky was now covered in blood drops, which looked like crimson stars. He stabbed me with the dagger, but it simply bounced off. A macabre guffaw that scared even myself came from my mouth; I punched him in the stomach, following with a knee aimed at the center of his crotch. -What did you want to do with her, huh? I'll make sure you can't do it anymore… if you get out of here alive! - I shout few centimeters from his face, tears started to slide down his cheeks, I mugged the blade from his hand and pointed at his eye –Crying... how ironic… - I mutter, freeing him from my grip. His left wing started to flap weakly as he fell onto the ground. A short, mocking laugh came from me before I stuck the dagger deeply into the wall behind his healthy wing. The Pegasus eyes widened in pain for a moment, just to close a second later. I turned back, startled by a loud stomping; a dark shape in the fog was running towards me. I kept immobile, unsure if it was friendly or not. It wasn't, the earth pony wanted a second beating. I left him get closer, his bloodied face reflected pain and anger. With a swift twirl, my left leg obliterated his skull; the unexpected roundhouse projected the already badly-hurt body of the pony towards the wall. This time, he didn't try to stand up. I poised and stared at the mess I had provoked, without the cold blood I had been showing for a while. The earth pony wheezed as blood poured from within his hair and the unicorn had a couple of hideous wounds in his neck and head: Blood barely poured from them, which wasn't a good thing. Still, I was unable to show or feel any kind of pity towards them. How fucking ironic: a criminal judging his professional colleagues. I forgot about them and ran towards the pool. My jaw dropped: no one had been helping Fluttershy for the entire time, her apparently lifeless body floated few meters far from the mares, but they were frozen in their places. I hurried to get where she was, pushing the reddish water aside. My arms closed around her: she had her eyes shut tight. I cursed and squelched out from the pool, shouting at the ponies to call for help. I blasted open the stallions' locker door with a rough kick and gently placed the Pegasus body on the bench. I quickly wore my knickers and left the rest of my clothes under her head; they would serve as a decent pillow for now. I checked her pulse: weak, too weak for a normal person. I gathered all my knowledge in first aids, which wasn't much, and knelt next to her. I started to pump the water out form her body, trying to keep a controlled pace, while giving her kisses of life each 20 seconds. -C'mon! C'mon! You can do it… - I say breathlessly, trying to cheer me up. I felt tears, tears of hopelessness wetting my eyes. After the longest minute of my life, the Pegasus coughed inside my mouth, I quickly moved away, allowing her to spit all the remaining water from her body while I breathed mouthfuls of fresh air. I checked my own wounds, only finding a slight pain in my jaw and a bruise on my cheek; ignoring it wasn't that hard. I grabbed a near towel and wetted it on one of the showers, washing my bloodied face and knuckles in the process. I turned back, the Pegasus was already awake, she let me wash some blood from her face before starting the asking. -What happened? - She said while touching my bloodied chest. I gently nuzzled her hoof, kissing it for her and my surprise: I needed someone to talk with. I explained her everything, the remorse of my brutality made me cry silently as I explained her what I did with the assaulters. -I… I felt… like all the anger and sadness I have been hiding inside of me erupted towards them… I… - I closed my mouth shut, I was about to tell her about everything concerning Trixie and our plans –I need a fucking rest… - I conclude in a murmur. Fluttershy wiped away the tears from my eyes with a sweet gesture, I smiled and helped her to stand up, she gave me a kiss on the cheek as exchange. I wore my trousers, but decided to go shirtless: The shirt had served as pillow for Flutershy, and her wet hair left it drenched. We both walked out from the locker. The rest of the mares finally seemed to react: Twilight and Rarity were using some of their magic to help the injured ponies on the ground; I noticed that no one was helping the unicorn. -Is he…? - I couldn't finish the phrase. -He's beyond healing, the best we could do is end with his suffering… - Twilight said, I nodded and grasped the dagger someone had left next to the Pegasus. I glimpsed the unicorn briefly, and had to agree with Twilight. I approached the moribund pony, who couldn't speak, nor move, but the look he gave me was so full of hatred I thought I would burst into pieces. I closed my eyes as I slid the edge of the blade into the back of his neck, ending with his life quickly, and without any pain. "KDR is on, let's hope it doesn't end in a 1-1 score" -Do you reckon I'll go to prison for this? - I ask, trying to sound like I didn't care that much, Twilight met my gaze. -I… I don't know… - She answered, nodding down. The doors of both lockers blasted open before anyone had the chance to speak: half a dozen of armored ponies stormed into the room "That's it; I'm done in this world…" I thought with a bitter smile. For my own surprise, the soldiers ignored me and focused on the injured. The assaulters were already being carried out from the building when I realized I wasn't being arrested. -You, monster- A cold, male voice spit, I stared at its owner: A gigantic, muscular Pegasus, with a poem of scars on its face was glaring me. He didn't hide his distrust –The Princesses want to see you, go outside. If you do anything suspicious, consider yourself dead- He snarled, unsheathining a long bronze blade with his teeth. I hid the dagger in one of my back pockets before he could see it, and rose my arms in submission. -Peace, can I at least put this on? - I ask while walking in front of him and waving the soaked shirt I was holding, he poked me with the tip of the blade. -Walk, no bullshit- It took me a while to understand him, but I didn't complain once I did. Another soldier escorted the mares; he seemed to be protecting them from me. -Bud… I'm not going to… -Silence! - The guard shouted, my own bodyguard cut my shoulder as warning, I groaned, annoyed by how stubborn they were. I had no other option but to follow their orders, so I walked through the locker and the corridors without saying a word, the mares murmured among them nervously. Only one soldier was in the reception, he was too busy cutting the ropes restraining the unconscious SPA twins to even look at us. I felt sad, knowing I couldn't apologize or even say goodbye to them. -Tell them that Nathaniel's sorry by all the issues he has caused- I say, achieving another cut, this time on my arm. The soldier helping the twins raised his head, and stared at me with severity, but a trace of mercy crossed his eyes as my escort carelessly pushed me out of the building. I fell on my knees; the pony behind me placed his sword on my shoulder, rubbing my neck with its tip. -Try to stand up, and he'll kill you- The soldier escorting the mares said, I shot him a glare and an arrogant smile, before looking upwards. -Nathaniel Fray… a pleasure to meet such an… interesting creature like you- Princess Celestia said, her voice was music for my ears, and it sounded everything but hostile. I had to admit that she did really look like a princess: Her mane, the light she irradiated, and the fact that she had both horn and wings gave her a god-like aspect. "Although… I imagined her taller…" I thought, a short laugh squeezed through my teeth. -Human, not creature. Pleased to meet you too, Celly- I emphasized with a confident smirk, a brief flush flashed on her cheeks.. -How come you know my... name? - She asked "'cause you're my ticket to go home baby…" -I heard Twilight using that nickname a few times when she talked about you- I shrug –You look rather pale for someone that has to rise the sun every single day of the year... - I add, half-jokingly, the soldier behind me pressed his blade against the skin of my neck. The Princess giggled, so did I. -Remarkable… you still conserve your humor… free him, he's not a threat- Celestia ordered firmly, the soldier bowed and pushed me upwards, I shook him off and stood by my own. We both exchanged venomous glances as he slowly walked next to his "butt"buddy. I forgot about them and turned towards the Princess; I stepped forwards and offered her my hand. She stared at me, slightly confused. -Earth traditions- I explain, she smiled and offered her hoof, we both shook "hands" –So, is the prison comfy? - I ask, arching an eyebrow. Celestia knew where I was pointing to. -Those ponies were criminals, and you acted in self-defense… although you overdid youself, I'm going to turn a blind eye on you this time, only if you promise that you won't cause any more trouble- She said, answering my unspoken question. I grinned and bowed at her. -You have my word- I lie, the tension on the ambient eased considerably. -We don't have much time, are you just going to stand there, Luna? - Celestia asked, raising her voice. Her eyes were fixed somewhere above my head. I turned back fast enough to catch a glimpse of a blue shadow jumping off from the oval ceiling of the SPA, and landing gracefully on front of me. "Luna…? " Her wings, strong and sharp, sheathed with lightning-fast speed, she gently jerked her head backwards, making her dazzling mane fell on her back, before meeting my gaze. We found ourselves analyzing each other, trying to find any trace of hostility or danger in the stance of the other. Her cyan stare studied me; the focus her eyes reflected made me feel like I was naked. We smiled as our eyes met for the second time. Once again, tension dropped to a minimum. We both laughed, slightly embarrassed by our actions, and stepped forwards in a friendly manner. We were barely 1 meter far from each other when she tripped with the only step built around the entrance of the SPA, falling forwards with a short yelp, and taking me down with her. My back absorbed the impact, and my chest served as a pillow for the head of the Princess. The cuts on my shoulder burned; I cursed the bloody soldier silently while coughing the dust out from my mouth. -Such a classy introduction, don't you think? - I joke as we helped each other to regain or feet; she giggled as she shook off the dust from my back. -Excuse me for my clumsiness- She said, her voice was as melodic as her sister's, but much more natural. I groaned in pain as the hoof of the Princess brushed the bleeding wound on my shoulder. -Don't worry, just watch out with those cuts, your soldiers seem to be in their period today… so grumpy…- I say, shaking my head slowly and giving the couple of soldiers a haughty look. "I'm filtring with your Princess!" I had to bite my lower lip, hard, I so wanted to say those words outloud. -I'm Princess Luna, a pleasure- I turned back and stared at her, reflexive. She tilted her head to the right, confused "For fucks sake, don't do that, it makes my heart melt in cuteness..." -Huh… I thought you were still on the moon… - I comment guiltily: I honestly didn't take the time to ask Trixie or Twilight if she ever returned from her imprisonment. Luna didn't look offended; instead, a grin appeared on her face, her white teeth contrasted with the dark blue of her skin. -If you had came here two years ago, then we couldn't have met, which would have been a pity... - She replied, ending with a fresh and natural laugh, making me smile. -Oh, my bad! I'm Nathaniel Fray, if you didn't hear that already, very pleased to make your acquaintance! - I exclaim happily. I liked her, a lot actually. We both shook "hands", clearly keen on continuing the conversation, but Celestia hurried to cut us. -It's been a pleasure, but we don't possess enough time to keep talking- She said, Luna and I closed our already open mouths shut. I gave her a nod and a smile as farewell; she waved one of her wings as if it was a hand before joining her sister on the air. -Nate! - Luna shouted, I looked upwards, she pointed at the group of mares, who were already walking towards me –Be patient with them! - She added with a wink. A loud guffaw came from me when I saw the flushed faces of the nearby mares. I waved my hand for a last time. -Have a nice trip! You too, assholes! - I shout, having one last Far-West glimpse exchange with the two soldiers. I knelt, staring at Luna's shape fading in the horizon. Our brief conversation was probably the best thing that had happened to me since I landed here: it made the dark clouds threating to rain all over me, vanish. I wore my shirt before turning back, with a refreshed humor. -Huh, I thought hey would be some kind of tyrants… I guess I'm too used to Earth's politicians… - I comment, joining the mares –Seems like I'll live another day, what's the time? - I ask, grimacing when I saw the red taints the cuts had painted on my shirt. -Lunch! - Dash exclaimed, jumping up in the air. -Really? Time passes fast in here… so what's the plan? I'm not too hungry… - I say, Rarity took a step forwards. -We could visit AppleJack, I'm sure she'll be glad to meet him! - She proposed, her friends seemed to like the idea. -AppleJack...? Is a he... or a she? - I ask awkwardly: I wasn't used to names like that. -She's the last one of our friends- Pinkie explained -We can have lunch with her, it'll be fun! - She added, another set of approvals came from the mares. -Sounds good… where does she live? - I ask, Pinkie pointed at a distant apple orchard, a narrow, dirt trail, with its sides surrounded by trees, leaded to a tall, red building, with an overall rustic air –Then we'll not make her wait, lead the way- I say, letting Rarity and Pinkie be on the front of our group. -Hey Nate! - Dash exclaimed, getting my attention. She swiftly fled next to me, apparently, her wing wasn't broken at all –Where did you learn those moves? You swept them like… I don't know! You're tough! - She said enthusiastically, giving me a playful punch on my arm, I couldn't help to feel slightly proud. -As I said before, I enjoy taking care of my body, and sports are the best way to do so. I used to go cycling, swimming… and a ton of other activities when I was much younger, so as soon I was old enough to enroll in a gym, I did it. I liked it, a lot, if you ignore the overall lack of time, which just accentuated with the pass of the years (still, I refused to leave my studies). It started easily: Weightlifting, running, flexes… at the age of 16 I started to show interest in boxing and self-defense, and since I was old enough to enter the gym's boxing club, I could join whenever I wanted, which didn't take long. Trust me, some of its members, specially the trainers, were human tanks. They could easily break you in half, but they were also surprisingly kind and patient. It was very rewarding and fun, and I learned a lot, enough to get admitted in the kick-boxing club a year later, which I barely had time to start before I got sucked in here…- I explain, slightly melancholic; I missed my exhausting routine –Are there any kind of gyms in here? - I ask. -Nope, at least in Ponyville, but you can always train with me. I don't usually use my hooves a lot, but I can do an exception with you, if you promise that you won't complain when I push you to the limit- She answered with a cocky smile. -We'll see, maybe I'll end up carrying you again, which I'm pretty sure you won't complain about- I reply jokingly, she flipped over me with a giggle –Seems like you're healing well… you really had me worried- I say, giving her wing a gentle nuzzle. I hurried to move my hand away as a moan came from its owner –Sorry, does it hurt you when I touch it? - I ask, confused. -No… it's just… very sensible… in a good way…- Dash murmured, with a heavy blush enveloping her features "An extern G spot? Huh… cool… I guess..." I thought with a grin. 5 minutes later... -Who's your new friend, Dash? - A female voice with a noticeable accent said, interrupting the Pegasus, who was just about to explain me her dreams in becoming a Wonderbolt. All the eyes turned to the speaker: A completely orange earth pony, wearing a distinguishable cowboy hat. She stared at me with self-protective hostility; Rarity seemed to notice this, and materialized between us before we had a chance to talk. -AppleJack! - She exclaimed, with a voice tone and a smile that I thought to be exaggerated –We were just heading towards your house! We wanted to introduce Nathaniel to you! - The easily noticeable tension in the factions of the new pony lightened, she gave me a much more respectful look. -Nathaniel, huh? Weird name… no offense- She said, slightly flustered. Rarity stepped aside with a proud smile. -My exact thoughts on all of your names… none taken by the way- I say, giving her a friendly wink. I explained her our plans as we introduced to each other. She, as with Berry, kept her gaze steady as we talked, without showing any kind of shyness. -It could be fun… Big Mac and Granny Smith are out for business, and I'm sure AppleBloom will be happy to have company for lunch… she's my little sister- AppleJack said, answering my questioning glance. -Are the presentations over? We have a big storm brewing up if you haven't noticed it already- Twilight commented. Indeed, black storm clouds were approaching the town from the west; a dense column of rain covered the space below them. The ponies hanging on the streets hasted their walking, trying to find a decent shelter. AppleJack looked over her shoulder, staring at a pair of immense bags that rested against a streetlamp. -Need help with that? - I ask, the bags were half the length of the pony, and as high as her. -Yes, please… - She answered, relieved. I knelt and carried both bags with the help of my shoulders, one wasn't that heavy, but two did my neck ache. Some dirt spilled on my back, tainting my shirt in a disgusting brown. -Uhh… is this…? - I ask, revolted. -Fertilizer- ApplleJack said, she giggled when she saw the mess my back was -Don't worry, I'll let you take a shower when we get there- I sighed, "Third shower today… " We found ourselves in the need to run, rain already soaking our heels. We heard childish yells while we crossed the dirt trail leading to the house, AJ explained it was her sister and friends. I kicked open the doors of the granary, and left the load on the nearest corner. I cleaned my hands with an old sink before walking out. -Shouldn't we get in? - I ask, the first raindrops were showering AJ; the other mares were already inside the house. I walked next to her. -Give me a second- She took a deep breath –APPLEBLOOM! - She shouted, making me jolt, astounded by such powerful voice. Three fillies stood up in front of us before surprise had time to vanish from my body –Get inside the house, he's Nathaniel by the way, be nice with him- AJ said, retouching the slightly tilted bow of a yellow filly. -Can I call you Nate? - An orange Pegasus inquired. -How do you know my sister? - A yellow earth pony asked. -What are you, mister? - A white unicorn said, I knelt and offered my hand to them. -Of course you can call me Nate, I'm a human, and you must be AppleBloom- I say, smiling at the red haired filly. -How do you know my name? - The yellow pony asked, confused. -It was pretty hard to not hear the deafening screams of your sister- I answer with a smile, the filly giggled and proceeded to introduce her friends. -These are Sweetie Belle…- She pointed at the unicorn, who gave me a polite bow –…and Scootaloo- She pointed at the Pegasus, she high-"fived" my hand vigorously –It was a pleasure, see you guys la… -You aren't going anywhere! Can't you see it's raining? - AJ exclaimed, holding the filly down before she could dash away. AppleBloom's mouth curved into a pout. -Fine… - She snarled between groans, AppleJack dragged her sister and friends inside the house. I took a couple of seconds of privacy, enjoying the pleasant rain and the landscape. The seconds turned into minutes, the rain into a downpour, my head into a stream of thoughts… The trio of fillies, Celestia and Luna, the kindness coming from the mares… Sara, my family, my life… -Nathaniel! You're going to drown out there! Come inside! - Twilight shouted from the lit porch of the house. I blinked and glimpsed over my shoulder, staring coldly at the eyes of my biggest enemy, promising myself I would defeat her. Huh, how wrong I was. 30 minutes later… -I see you like the minimalist style- I comment as I walked down the stairs. AppleJack was looking through the window next to the front door. -We don't need much, was the shower good? - She asked, still focused on the courtyard, the apple trees swung violently at each gust of wind. -Absolutely, I used your drier for the clothes, hope you don't mind- I say while joining her, heavy thunders and blinding lightning had joined the deluge. -Don't worry, it's the least I can do- She shrugged, giving me a smile -Spiky hair suits you well by the way- She added, I rubbed my wet hair with my fingertips and smiled back. -Where are the others? - I ask. -Kitchen, they're having a real drama, trying to find something you'll like- She said, we both laughed –Would you like a good salad? - She asked. -But of course- I answer, AJ laughed again. -Wasn't that hard after all, could you please bring some chairs to the dining room? I'll be helping those scatterbrains– She said; I nodded and walked into what seemed to be the living room. AppleBloom and her friends were sitting on a large, dark-red couch near the fireplace, wrapped in a tight hug. Each lightning made them shiver, and the following thunder, jump. At least they didn't scream like Fluttershy, whose yells and yelps could be heard from miles away. I crept behind the couch, and gave them a little scare, the thunder dropped as soon as my hands closed on their shoulders, making them shout and bounce at unison. -Doing fine over here? - I ask as soon I was able control my guffaws; the trio shot me an angry glare. -We're scared of thunders… - They whispered, I sighed and walked towards the fireplace, adding some wood to the dying flame. -There's no shame in it, it's a pretty common fear, my younger self used to fear them, until I learned a very simple trick- I kept adding food to the fire, fulfilling my childish delight. I stood up sharply as a lightning flashed outside –See? Now you can be sure there'll be a thunder coming, use this time to prepare yourselves. If a lightning slips you by, you'll get an assured jump-scare- The thunder dropped as soon I stopped talking, emphasizing my words. I took a couple of candles from a near table and proceeded to light them with the now thick orange flames, which made me not realize the flash of a new lightning. When I turned back, the three fillies had an expression of extreme focus. I didn't have time to ask them what was wrong, as an explosive thunder made me scream like a little girl, and almost hit my head with the ceiling. The fillies cracked up with laughter. -Told you it worked! - I exclaim while trying to soothe my rushing heart. -Thank you mister! I mean… Nate! - They all said with a smile. -A pleasure, don't be late for lunch! - I say, already walking towards the dining room, with two chairs wrapped around my right arm, and a couple of lit candles on my left hand. I placed the candles so they were able to lighten the entire stance, and left the chairs in both poles of the mahogany table. I barely had time to sit before the door of the kitchen opened; Rarity was embracing a watery-eyed Fluttershy. -We've been trying to calm her, but she only wants to be with you- She explained, she tapped the Pegasus on the shoulder and whispered something near her ear –Good luck with her darling; you're going to need it- Rarity said before closing the door behind her. Fluttershy looked over her shoulder cryptically before lunging towards me with a leap. She sat on my lap, leaning her back on my chest; I closed my arms around her in a reassuring hug. -Check this out… - I whisper, moving my right fist in front of her face. I snapped my fingers the second the thunder dropped. Fluttershy widened her eyes, not in fear, but surprise. -How did you do that? - She asked, amazed. -Luck! - I exclaim, making us both laugh. I cleaned a silent tear from her cheek –Feeling better now? - I ask, the Pegasus nodded and turned back, purring lovingly as she rested her head on my shoulder. -We've been… discussing about you… I wanted to talk with you before they did… - She whispered, her breath tickled my ear. -Is it good or bad? - I ask, intrigued. -Depends on what you think… Twilight and Dash… they really want to be with you…- I couldn't help to squeal in joy, I did it! -…since we couldn't reach an agreement… we've considered the option of forming a…- Fluttershy swallowed some saliva, and blushed beyond humanly possible. -Forming a what? - Fluttershy face leaned back, her lips were few centimeters far from mines, she spoke in a barely audible murmur. -A herd… with you… - I frowned: I recalled hearing the word "herd", but I couldn't find its meaning. -A… what? - I ask, Fluttershy curled on herself with a squeak and buried her face with my shirt. -A herd is when a group of mares… "share" a colt… - She mumbled, I widened my eyes in understanding. -You mean a harem? - I saw it coming, more or less –I understand is mating season and all that stuff… but don't you think you are all going a little bit too fast? Don't get me wrong, I enjoy every minute I spend with you, and it's nice to cuddle like this, and I don't feel bad for it! But… I don't know… I'm not too sure if I can really go further than that… I hope you understand… - I say, stammering at each word, Fluttershy suddenly placed her hoof on my mouth, cutting my awkward speech. She leaned upwards, and gave me a quick peck on the lips. A familiar buzzing sensation crossed my body as she moved away: I wanted more. -I had to be made of stone to not feel anything…- I whisper, Fluttershy smiled, and leaned for a second one, but a creak coming from the kitchen door froze her. Before I could realize what was happening, she was sitting on the chair on my right, as if nothing had happened. Twilight and Dash walked out from the annex room under a tense silence, and took the nearest seats. Twilight tried to talk, but I cut her. -Fluttershy has already explained me everything… - I cleared my throat –I'm flattered, but… - The sight of Dash looking down, with an expression of complete dejection made me stop talking. I swallowed nervously. After some seconds of tense silence, I spread my arms wide open on the air, breaking into a smile –Fuck it… let's give it a try, I just ask for some patience, I need to get used to all this… - I conclude. The ponies took a whole minute to assimilate my words, collective gasping followed: They clearly didn't expect a positive answer. I fell backwards, buried under hugs. -He said yes? - A voice from the kitchen asked. -Yeah! - Dash shouted excitedly, Rarity and the rest of the ponies stormed into the room, congratulating us. I gazed at Dash, who was screaming "Hurrahs" and punching the air, Rarity hugged a sobbing Fluttershy, and Twilight stared at me, with a wide smile drawn on her face. That sight punched me like a train. I couldn't win. Nightfall… I observed the wet night, peacefully sitting on the open window built on the second floor of Twilight's house. The rain had stopped few minutes ago, leaving the town flooded with mud and puddles of rainwater. The last streetlights were being blown out, and the sounds of grumpy kids refusing to go to bed broke the otherwise harmonious night. The day had passed fairly quickly; we spent most of the time in AJ's house, waiting for the storm to ease enough to consider walking outside a viable option, thankfully, the company of the ponies made it much more bearable. About an hour ago, the fierce storm turned into a shy dripping. Me and my "herd"…"I will never get used to that silly word...", said goodbye to AppleJack and the rest before dashing towards Twilight's house, as both Pegasus refused to sleep without me. I just had closed the door of the treehouse when the three mares locked themselves in the bathroom without saying a word. I took these precious minutes of privacy to assemble an improvised bed, which was, basically, three individual beds joint together. I enjoyed the rest of the time sitting on the windowsill of the open window, enjoying the cold breeze and wondering how it was possible to build a city on top of a cloud (according to Dash explanations). I stood up as a chorus of excited giggling came from the lower floor, the small silver knife I had stolen from AJ house pricked my leg, but it was worth the pain. Twilight's life depended on it. I took off my trousers, and made sure to close shut the two pockets responsible of holding the blades before placing them on the open windowsill, so they could air themselves a little. I only had the badges and my knickers on, but I didn't feel any cold. A light from the lower floor flickered, just to vanish a second later. The house was now just illuminated by the exaggeratedly big moon, which was enough to see with a fair clarity. I placed my hands on the windowsill, staring at the beautiful glisten of the moon and stars; I wanted to thank Luna for doing such a good job with the night. I closed my eyes, breathing as calmly as I could, trying to soothe my nerves as the footsteps coming from the stairs became louder and louder… "It can't be that bad… right?" The stomping cut abruptly, I turned back, finding three pairs of shining eyes staring at me with unhidden desire. -Over here- A voice that could only be Dash's said mischievously. I walked towards the bed, slightly intimidated by the hormone-dripping trio I had in front of me. Fluttershy fled next to me, still on the air, she wrapped my right arm and gently dragged me onto the mattress. Twilight hurried to get hold of my left one as I landed, both mares snuggled me tightly and kissed my neck, their wet hair fell all over my chest, making me beyond horny, blood started to leave my brain to focus on more important things. Dash kiss made me lose it, physically and mentally. The cloth from my underwear ripped, revealing a smiling erection, Dash stared at it with surprise, although I was even more surprised than her: I could break rocks with that thing. -So… here we go… - Dash whispered, using her wings to line herself for… penetration… (This is fucking hilarious to write, how can people/writers take clopfics seriously?) -Are you sure you want to do this? - Fluttershy whispered, I nodded. I felt her lips curving into a smile –Then I'm the next one- She playfully bitted my ear. Twilight released my arm and used her hooves to turn my head to her, she kissed me deeply as Dash started to slide down. With my left arm free, I hugged Twilight with strength, kissing back furiously; she let out a delighted moan inside my mouth. Dash placed her hooves on my stomach as support while Fluttershy helped her to make the last push. We both let out a cry of pleasure as the whole member slid in. I felt a warm liquid fell over my legs. "Did I just… " -Heh… it's… my first time… - Dash managed to say between heavy panting. I let her be; she explored the muscles of my stomach while gently moving up and down. 10 seconds was enough to make her climax, but she kept moving, tireless, for 4 minutes. Twilight kept my mouth busy, while Fluttershy helped a moaning Dash to keep going. The blue Pegasus had to stop at the tenth climax. Between twitches, she took Fluttershy's place on the bed, as the yellow Pegasus was already climbing on top of me, with an expression of exorbitant excitement. I squeezed my arm under Dash's head, she used my bicep as pillow, still painting heavily. -That… was… awesome… - She whispered, breathlessly. As Dash, Fluttershy used her wings to line herself. The Pegasus placed her hooves on my chest, and started to lower her body. Twilight finally released her embrace, allowing me to breathe. Fluttershy couldn't keep poised, and her head fell right under my chin, I kissed her wet hair and helped her to make the last push. I bitted my lower lip, trying to muffle the yell of pleasure that was climbing up my throat, Fluttershy didn't hold them. -Jesus fucking Christ… - I murmur, the Pegasus was all less gentle: after recovering her breath, she caught more and more speed, until she was literally ramming me down. Dash took Fluttershy's place: kissing my neck while using my hand to pleasure herself. My left hand started to rub the wings of the yellow Pegasus, which made her slip. She climaxed few seconds later between the loudest yelling I've ever heard. Her head fell on my chest, panting uncontrollably. A purple aura enveloped her for a second, before she fled off from me with a squeal. I lifted my head; Twilight lied down, with her hooves spread open, few centimeters away from my toes. My blurry mind reckoned I wasn't very far from my own climax, but I got on my knees and positioned myself. Twilight made a grimace of pain as I gently slid in. The familiar shine of blood got my attention "Another one…?" -If it hurts, just say it- I whisper, cleaning some fresh tears from her cheek. -D-Don't worry…keep going… - She stammered, I smiled and lowered my head so I could kiss her. I grasped the cloth next to her ears and started moving, she moaned as I quickened my pace. -It's getting close… - I whisper, breaking the kiss, Twilight wrapped her hooves around my hips –Wait! We don't know if you can get pregnant! - I yell at the last second, the idea of having a baby with her was frankly disturbing. -Who cares! Just keep going! - Twilight shouted, holding me in place with her hooves, which felt like pincers. She pressed her mouth against my lips as I finally climaxed inside of her. I fell backwards, with the warm body of Twilight between my arms, both totally beat. The unicorn embraced my chest and gazed into my eyes sweetly, giving me a last kiss on the nose. Dash and Fluttershy quickly curled next to my arms, purring blissfully. The following seconds were silent, too silent. A cold breeze made the short hair from my legs stiff. -Did someone close the window…? - I ask with an exhalation, I felt how Twilight's heart stopped beating. -No you didn't, Romeo! - A high-pitched voice shouted from outside. Twilight stood up immediately, magically levitating my trousers away from the window. A chorus of laughs muffled the sound of the metallic blades crashing with the wooden floor. -Pinkie Pie! - She shouted, dashing towards the windowsill. She drawn the curtains and turned back, with a heavy bush covering her cheeks –The whole town was down there… - She whispered while covering her mouth, I couldn't help to laugh at the situation –How can you find this funny? - Dash started laughing too, and even Fluttershy was trying to stuff a giggle –You are all unfixable… - She said, slightly angry. She cuddled on top of me, with a pout on her face. Her horn quit shining, leaving the room in complete darkness. -Let's just sleep a little; we'll take care about that tomorrow… - I lie. People that decided to skip, start reading by now 2 hours later… After a titanic effort to not fall asleep, I thought it was time to start the dance. I carefully left Twilight on my spot on the bed, between the snoring Pegasus, and started to dress myself. I felt a plug on my windpipe as the kitchen knife pricked me on the leg. I knew that a lot of things could go wrong; lives of innocent could simply evaporate if I made the wrong decision, or acted too late. I swept aside the curtains to take a brief glimpse of the town; not a single light was on, though the moonlight was enough to see with fair clarity. "Wait… what is that?" An intermittent, blue shining demanded my attention, since it was the only (apparently) artificial light source on the overall landscape. I focused on it; it's origin was close from Fluttershy's house, which meant it came from the place I had initially landed, or at least near. I turned back and tapped Twilight's hoof weakly, enough to wake her up. I covered my mouth with a finger as soon she opened her eyes, and beckoned. -You see that blue shining? It's coming exactly from where I woke up- I explain with low voice, pointing at it with my finger –I'm going to check it out- I add, covering the window once again. Twilight horn shone, enough to see each other. -You're not going alone, I'm coming with you- She whispered. -Then let's make sure to not wake them up- I reply, pointing at the sleeping couple with my head. We both crept out from the house, without any of the two Pegasus noticing us. -Let's go! - Twilight exclaimed, sticking next to me. A thin pack of clouds covered the moon, replacing the beautiful white luminescence from seconds ago with a murky gloom. I gave Twilight a look, her horn blazed like a second sun when she met my gaze, I smiled in approval. Twilight's teeth clenched in cold as we dodged the muddy puddles of water, but I couldn't feel any: the adrenaline kept me warm, too warm. We ran through the dark alleys of the town as fast as we could, trying to attract as little attention as possible, thankfully, the town's nightlife was practically insignificant, just a single building, which I reckoned to be some kind of pub, had the lights on. -Fluttershy's house is over there- The unicorn said, pointing at a dark shape in the distance –Follow me, unless you know where the bridge is- I shook my head –Then keep close- Twilight added with a smile. I let her be the leader: I didn't fancy a night bath on a freezing river. The unicorn wasn't very fast, but I didn't complain. I ran few steps behind her, grasping the handle of the dagger nervously. Fluttershy's house looked terrifying: the animals living inside projected creeping shadows on the windows as Twilight ran close to them. I swear I saw a couple of shadows following me for a whole minute… I blamed my tired mind for such nonsense. The running became walking as the blue shine became a faint shimmer. Twilight approached it, her hoof touched the baroque drawing the second its illuminating properties faded, now they were simply lines and symbols drawn on the ground. -What in the name of Celestia… - The unicorn whispered absently while tracing the outlines with her hoof. She turned back, with her mouth open as if she was about to say something, but my left arm was already closing around her neck. With a swift twirl, I restrained the pony in a harmless headlock. Her screams of pure terror threatened to turn me insane, but I kept firm. I cut her cheek superficially, and gently bended her forwards, making a couple of crimson drops splatter on the ground. A sudden light almost burned my pupils; I covered the eyes of the unicorn with one hand before closing mines. I felt a rough force pushing us downwards as our surroundings started to twist violently; I held the unicorn with strength, fearing that she might flew off. After the longest seconds of my life, my feet touched ground, stable ground. I opened my eyes; the oppressive whiteness looked familiar. -Mission, accomplished… - A female voice said from behind. Points to take in mind for the people who skipped: -Love interests: Twilight, forced to also accept Fluttershy and Dash. -Teleported into the outskirts of Ponyville, recieved cute little dagger from Trixie: Twilight's blood must be spilled on the teleporting sigil to return to the fort -Periodical meeting of the main cast, some popular background ponies are also included, with Berry and the SPA twins being the only ones that interact directly with the hero (Hah, calling myself hero is so weird) -Shit breaks loose on the SPA, hero almost ends up raped/dead, first kill, meeting of the Princesses, things end up well, hero actually likes Luna. -Growing fond with the ponies, doubts about the mission. Love confession of the aforementioned interests, ensuing acceptance, hero fulfills his duty as manwhore (sexy scene, lol). -(What you just read) -Twilight's life and Ponyville must be preserved.