"So, who the hey are you?" Scootalloo asked two mares who was right in front of her first one was an Earth pony and the second one was a pegasus.
"We are your aunt's silly filly, we've always have been!"
In the back of her mind, it finally clicked to her that Chrysalis finally sent those two, probably because it would have been too suspicious to continue the fake orphan routine.
"I see, and what about the mother?"
"We are an extremely sorry child, but she is just..." Her aunt paused for a bit. "She says that she cannot join you here. If she falls then you replace her, if you both fall then we will all perish."
So yeah, turns out that my so-called "mother" send those to look over me. Still no actual parents, just a pair of hipster relatives. Why does she need to be so dedicated to her job of a megalomaniac? Why can't she just be herself? Now that was actually funny, the world sees us as monsters. It's only by mimicking others we could pretend to be alive. Slowly I forced to calm myself down.
"Alright, fine, whatever! You already know where I live so, there is no need to introduce myself. Hi, my name is Scootaloo and I am your Princess! What're your names by the way?
"My name is Holiday!" Said the first one.
"And my name is Lofty!" Said the second one.
"Holiday, Lofty, welcome to Ponyvile! I better go tell Dash that she has new family members, the adopted family is still a family."
Right! Let me just say how I am extremely grateful to have them. I mean it's not the same as, well you know. Right! Too busy being a megalomaniac. Why I am still talking about that, see if I care.
When Chrysalis transforms into beautiful butterfly she would then turn into Thorax. I am just going to shiver in disgust while at it.
Right now I was in front of Rainbow Dash's absurdly luxurious cloud mansion.
Yes, that's what you can actually afford on a meager thirty thousand bits per year weather mare salary.
Just for once I decided to actually use my own wings, and I mean it this time. I actually flew. All the way up to the cloud layer. Turns out that Rainbow Dash wasn't even home,
so I waited instead.
It took me nearly seven hours, all the way to the time when the sun dropped from the skies, but eventually, Rainbow Dash came back home.
"Hey squirt, how long have you been freezing up here?"
I waited exactly seven hours thirty-two minutes and fifty-two seconds on a frosty negative two degrees below freezing point,
but it's not like a Changeling Princess going to be bothered by such a nuisance.
"I am fine Rainbow, I just thought I would visit you or something like that. I just miscalculated the time of your arrival, no biggie!"
"Right, well do you want to come inside?" Rainbow Dash facehooved herself, "What am I saying? Of course, you would want to come inside."
Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash went inside.
"Um, actually I thought I would just come over for a few minutes, but then you just vanished for an entire day."
"Yeah sorry about that Twilight is kind of like a slave driver when it comes to the Friendship Council meetings."
Scootaloo smiled at her, "Did you at least have fun while doing it?"
"Yeah, a bit, It was kind of fun!"
"Well, I am glad to hear it then. Listen Rainbow, it turns out that part of my family just came back, and I just want you to know that!"
Rainbow Dash nodded, "That's cool I guess."
Sounds pathetic isn't it, and the conversation just jumped into a very awkward moment. After about an hour or so I and Rainbow said goodbyes to each other and then I went back home.
Scootalloo went home and once she came there she felt like she was on sugar rash, and then suddenly like all of that energy just went away.
Oh right, the empathic energy discharge. How was I so stupid not to realize that I 've just received two extra energy vampires into my company, so our energy consumption just tripled. I feel like I am going to die of boredom, gah! I feel like I have so many things left to say! Now please forgive me but I am going to jump around sporadically.
I was heard some bucked up theories about my parents, someponies say that I was ditched by my parents. For example in some alternative dimension Rainbow Dash did it, in another one Fluttershy did the same. Now let's see what else?
Do you know how sometimes there is a super evil little sister? Its extremely weird but Sweetie Belle is kind of like that! Everpony is pretty normal, and she, well she is kind of like always schemming with her um evil smile. Um right...
Top secret documents: Operation Spearhead. Absolutely top secret status report:
Princess Twilight Sparkle, species Alicorn, status: taken,
Servant Spike, species dragon, status: taken,
Rainbow Dash, species pegasus, status active/ subject is off limits/ sidenote: under protection,
Rarity, species unicorn, status: taken,
Fluttershy, species pegasus, status: taken,
Applejack, species earth pony, status: taken,
Pinkie Pie, species earth pony status: taken,
Starlight Glimmer, species unicorn, status active/subject is ignored/ sidenote: clinical sociopath,
Trixie, species unicorn, status active/ subject is ignored/ sidenote: clinical depression,
Sweetie Belle, species unicorn, status active/ subject is off limits/ sidenote: under protection,
Applebloom, species earth pony, status active/ subject is off limits/ sidenote: under protection,
Princess Celestia species, Alicorn, status: taken,
Princess Luna species, Alicorn, status: taken,
Princess Cadence, species Alicorn, status: taken,
Prince Shining Armor, species unicorn, status: taken,
Operation Spearhead completed successfully... The operation I can't believe that actually worked! now started
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The operation I can't believe that actually worked! is aborted, due to lack of planning. and due to the sheer dumb luck, and some traitors that should never be named.