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// CLEAN UP, CLEAN UP, EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE! 
// Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep!"

"Pinkie..." I groaned from the pony's strangely familiar sweeping chant, "Could you pleeeeeaaaase stop that?"

Pinkie paused for a moment, her eyes practically piercing into my soul.

"Nope!" she suddenly chirped, before returning to her chant.

Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep!

Nuuuuuuuuu...

What? It's for motivation!

Pinkie. Annoying me is the exact opposite of what's going to motivate me to clean up the mess you made.

"Oh," Pinkie began, her voice exiting my mind, "I thought we were supposed to be sweeping all the dust away!"

I facepalmed. "No, Pinkie. I have to scrub baked potato off of the stairs."

Well, that's not gonna be a very big problem!

Wait, what do you--

Pinkie proceeded to make a loud vacuum noise as she literally sucked the potato residue off of the stairs.

Derpy continued to ignore the passage of reality as she nibbled on the remaining muffins within my backpack.