"Sweet Celestia, Blueblood's getting another divorce,” said Swan Song.
“I don’t think anything in those blasted magazines is true,” Silver Frames retorted. “After all, isn’t he still married to that tramp fashionista?”
Swan looked aghast. “Well,” she said, “it’s a good thing I do read those magazines, or you might have embarrassed yourself in front of somepony important. That relationship ended as soon as it began.”
“Such a shame, I liked her. But even so, surely the magazines play it up a fair bit.”
“On the contrary, Equestria Daily is the most trustworthy next to the Canterlot Times. They wouldn’t print false facts.”
“Hah!” Silver let out. “Just last week, they had to print an apology article because they got Celestia Air and CelestiAir mixed up!”
“At least they apologized, unlike those wannabe papers.”
“Hmph. I still regret divorcing Blueblood.”
“Me too.”