My Dearest Sister,
I hope my unannounced appearance during the alicorn city's annual Winter Welcoming Festival didn't throw you off. Rather, I'm delighted you enjoyed yourself. That means you're actually trying to be less...erratic, I take it?
I actually came to also visit Artemis that day. She wanted to show off her new sword, but more importantly, it was to discuss your... erm, damage towards Popularity's property the other night. Yes, the one after your drinking game with Oceana. I believe your exact words were "Bish, pleese! I candrink shoo unner the bar, anytime I wan!" After that and about 6 tankards of cider, you were both so smashed, you got into argument with your own reflections. In the Carnival Boutique's windows.
Do you know how expensive those windows are? I could feed a full orphanage for three days for the cost of that thing! Or three orphanages for one day! Good gods, are they made from the crystallized platinum ridged tears of elder god dragons?
Now, in regards to you and Oceana, I thoroughly enjoyed your tussle as you two competed in the festivities. That fierce competitive spirit made for an enthralling end to a winter competition that otherwise usually ends in drunken brawls, and lots of awkward hugging.
That said, I'm glad that winter is finally here. I never enjoy the fall; it's a terrible season filled with cold weather, cold people, and colds.
Especially colds. That pesky illness always seems to breach my ward and just ruin me for a whole month. You might remember those times when I had caught just the slightest sniffle, and the next day I was blowing my horn so much it shot a city sized burst of magic into the stratosphere. I'm still unsure of how much damage that must've done to any neighboring planets, or gods forbid our homeworld. (Yes. I know what your thinking. But they don't deserve to be snuffed out of existence with a sneeze!)
Anyway, let me know if you would like to do anything for Hearth's Warming. I look forward to hearing what you have planned. (So long as it's safe, fun and LEGAL.)
Love,
- Omni
My Dearest Sister,
I would like to say that I somehow managed to out drink a mare who literally lives in the water. Sadly, I cannot. But I did have fun with Oceana. I had forgotten how much fun we all used to have together. And now on this planet, we can have even more fun! I just wish we could visit Seaquestria without fear of drowning, but hey....baby steps. The festival was alot of fun too, though I will say the cider could use more spice to it, but that's just me.
As for Popularity's windows, I will apologize but only if Oceana does too! We both kicked those window versions of ourselves's asses, and we both should share the glory for it....no wait. That came out wrong. Ah, f@#% it, you know what I mean.
As for Hearth's Warming, naturally we're all going out to celebrate as usual. I cleared the whole month so we could get together and plan all this out, I just hope Muse actually votes on a restaurant this time. Seriously, does she ever talk? At all?
That being said, I'm sure we can figure something out. Let's get together tomorrow and talk about it. But not to early. I have to see Popularity about her windows.
Love,
- Eclipsa
P.S: My guess is actually the fossilized souls of demon lords.