//------------------------------// // Most definitely certainly a normal next day. // Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// Okay, so after the whole Yeti/Lyra/L.Y.R.A. thing passed over, Lyra and L.Y.R.A. returned to Equestria through Pinkie's mane, leaving the Yeti somewhere on the moon. As for me, I'm still here. So are Pinkie and Derpy. Honestly, a normal day would be pretty nice at this point. Normal, you say? ...Um. Okay! ... Well that was nice. "I want muffins." Derpy stated flatly, walking towards my bedroom door. "Do you have any?" I shook my head. "Ask Pinkie." I replied in return, "Don't forget that she flooded my house with those things not too long ago." *Suddenly, muffins!* "See?" I continued, pointing at the large pile of muffins now sitting before Derpy, "Just like magic." "BUT IT IS MAGIC!" Pinkie exclaimed, bursting from the muffin pile. "Close enough." "And so," the teacher concluded as he began erasing the board, "that concludes your lesson today. You have three minutes before the bell rings." Pinkie made a funny noise from within my backpack, with Derpy giggling in return. ... ... Aaaaand the entire class is now staring at me. Great. "Pinkie?" One of my classmates asked with a raised eyebrow. "Yup." I confirmed. Seems like the class is used to hearing Pinkie's antics now. Derpy popped her head from a crack in the zipper. "Hia!" The guy who had just asked me facepalmed. "Another one?" "Yup." "You should probably just let them out at this point," the girl behind me piped up, "pretty much everyone knows now." "And everyone also knows about your questionably existent hair!" Pinkie chirped. Stop bringing up the fact that I have hair that phases in and out of existence, Pinkie. Tee hee.