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// Letters Between Sisters VI 
// Story: The Book Of Friendship 
// by XombieSlayr 
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My Dearest Sister,

I'm beginning to wonder if you actually read my letters, or your eyeballs just glaze over, twisting and turning my words into something I didn't say like a paparazzi pony. Does most of this letter just look like a giant page of ellipses to you? Do my words even reach that chaotic brain of yours to actually have a chance of becoming rational (or in your case Irrational) thought?

Whatever the case, you visited the dragon and somehow corrected the problem, by scaring him so badly I hear he now lives under a rock somewhere in the Isle Of Scales. I...thank you for this, dear sister. However now the dragon lords are up my flank, cause you suplexed one of their own into a nearby mountain range.

In case you didn't pick up on the context in my last letter, we're dealing with the remnants of the dragon's smoke right now in The Great Alicorn City. Weather Alicorns are pushing it away from the city as I write this, beating their wings as fast as they can. Unfortunately, I am unable to spare anypony to deal with the numerous damages caused by your "little scuffle" you had with the dragon.

I will say that the lessons you gave me on using The royal, oh sorry....I mean THE ROYAL VOICE, have proven to be most effective at making announcements to the city. The only negative repercussion I can see is how it'll ruin everyone's hearing for about week or so. Including mine, and I was wearing earmuffs during the whole thing.

But the next time there is a dragon in the empire, please, come to me before you do ANYTHING!

Love,

- Omni




My Dearest Sister,

I actually heard your speech all the way from Black Skull! Keep practicing and you'll be receiving noise complaints from homeworld in no time. Also regarding how I wiped the floor with that dragon's ass....I will not apologize for being awesome. In the end, I solved the problem. This just proves that violence is always a positive alternative to communication. I think we've all learned a little lesson here today. Your welcome.

Love,

- Eclipsa