//------------------------------// // 2: In the Beginning There Was Only Chaos // Story: My Secret Journal // by RDDash //------------------------------// Dear reader in the future far beyond, it's time for me to tell you a little story. It begins like this. In the beginning, there was only Chaos! Yes! That's right! Discord created the Universe! He created everything! He created all the living creatures, ponies, griffins, minotaurs! sea ponies, dragons, donkeys, and many many others. He created stars and planets! He even created Princess Celestia and Princess Luna... Scootaloo spat out a pencil from her mouth, and then took a sip of water from a glass. She then took a pencil back into her mouth and started to write again. Discord is not good or not he is evil, he simply is, a pure chaos, I think that forcing him into ether path of good or evil is just wrong. Scootaloo took a second sip of water from the glass. I don't know if in the future there still going to be Canterlot Castle, but if it still standing please don't believe those lies that this Alicorn Princess with a God complex spread about him. Think about it for a second, we do use her name all the time in our everyday lives. It's extremely weird. Supposedly Princess Luna is some kind of monster, but that's ridiculous. Princess Luna is a very kind pony. Are all Alicorns have a potential to be a monster? If that's actually true, then everypony is a monster, Twilight, Sunset, Celestia, Luna, Trixie, Cadence, Flurry Heart Starlight Glimmer, even me, someday... Scootaloo thought that she needed to take a break, so while having the pencil still in her mouth she closed her journal shut and then started looking at the night sky. She liked watching it. After a few minutes, she reopened the journal once again and started to continue to write in it. Ponies have said that Princess Celestia can raise the Sun, and Princess Luna can raise the Moon. They also said that Princess Luna can manipulate stars in the night sky. But each and every star is a sun as well. In conclusion, Princess Luna must be even more powerful than her sister who only can raise a single star, and Princess Luna can raise billions of stars every single night. It's good in theory but you see, it's not quite right. Each star is the sun, but the thing is, those stars are really really far away from us, and the light from them takes many many years to get to us. What is it to say that Princess Luna simply bends the light in the night sky to create all of those stars. What if all of those stars are simply an illusion. But enough of this garbage. My dear reader from the future far beyond, you don't care about such boring things you are too busy fantasizing sexually about Princesses corpses because they are all died in a war. Sad! Did I strike your attention? Are you interested in sexually molesting the corpses of our beloved Princesses? Pinkie Pie showed me the source material and by Discord's mercy, never have I seen or hear the main protagonist referring to the dead presidents in a such a lewd and disturbing way! Why I even writing this? I shouldn't be writing this! Alright! Alright! Let me see what else I could write about Aha, the Princesses, so like if anything that Twilight[ Princess Twilight has proven is that only unicorns can become a princess, or if you are like that slut Princess Cadence then you can go and marry a unicorn Prince Charming and then plop that mutant baby. I mean have you seen those wings? Discord bucking damn her! Scootalloo became understandably frustrated, none the less she forced to calm herself down. This might sound weird, but do I even have parents? Everypony has parents, except me. I am... I am not sure when did it happen? Yeah.....I have nothing, I mean literally, I don't have nopony except my friends, or my adopted sister.... Yeah! I mean buck! What is my life? I am orphan orange. The thing is rumor does it that my parents are too busy to spend time with me, and I am so much of twat to not appreciate them. My dear reader from the future far beyond, do you honestly believe this? I don't because it is a ridiculous concept! I wouldn't know because apparently, the universe didn't give me parents, to begin with. Maybe, I am the spawn of chaos, and Discord is my father! Now, that a thought! Its kind of makes sense, I think. I mean I am one of the three fillies that spend some time in front of his statue! Why does it have to be us anyway? Welp, I guess he was just bored... Scootaloo closed her journal, and then rubbed her head with her hooves, "I think I need a break from all of that writing! I think I am starting to spew out a ton of nonsense!" Scootalloo thought about it and then shrugged, "Meh! the more nonsense I write the better! Come on focus Scootalloo! You can do better than bashing sexual tastes of ponies who will read your journal. The part with missing parents is true though." Scootalloo looked at her journal once again, "Right! Well, I guess that's it for now!" Scootalloo once again puts a journal into her mouth and then went to its proper hiding place. She then went and done something she didn't do before, she went outside of her very small room on the streets of Ponivile. Ponivile was very quiet during the night, just the way she liked. Scootaloo had been slowly humming one of the songs that she and the other CMC had sung once in a while, but she quickly ruined it because she felt that from her point of view it did sound like a very bad imitation to the real thing. Trying to remember from memory is a bit different experience unlike singing live with a group of friends. Unless that particular song is stuck in a pony's head in a crystal clear clarity. Scootaloo knew what she was about to do, somehow she would need to jump on top of the roof of a house, It wouldn't be much of a challenge if she could actually fly. However, she has a perfect solution! Her Scooter will do most of the work, and then a momentum will finish the rest. Scootallo put a two by four wooden plank diagonally on a few wooden boxes that have been stacked on top of each other, she made sure that the plank is secured, and wouldn't fall out under pressure "Perfect!" Scootalloo trotted some distance away and then jumped on her scooter. Wings buzzing she dashed at high speeds toward the plank which then gave her the lift she needs it to launch her straight on the roof. She landed on the roof and jumped off. "I guess I don't need this anymore! At least not for today!" she carefully put her scooter down on the roof. With a corner of her eye, she saw her scooter sliding and then falling on the ground "Now I can finally relax and look at the night sky!" She fell on the roof and started looking up. Slowly her eyes closed, she fell asleep.