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// The Underwhelming Ending 
// Story: Random Horse Fact 
// by Admiral Biscuit 
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Six months later, you're a regular on the freak show circuit. It's actually pretty chill. You've got a bunk to yourself, and they give you all the beer you can drink for free. Ponies toss bit coins up on stage and sometimes flash you, and all you've got to do is puke on command.