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// Enter: L.Y.R.A. 
// Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Hello." a metallic voice suddenly called from a dark corner of the room, "I am your Local Yeti Removal Autobot."

"Lyra!" Pinkie squealed happily, crushing the robot in her hug, "You're here!"

"Ahem." Another voice called from behind my front door, "Pinkie, are you hugging my marefriend's Yeti Removal robot again?"

"Whoops!" Pinkie replied, speeding down to the door in a literal blur. One door-slam later, and now I have not one, not two, but three ponies in my house. An "Earth Pony", a Pegasus, and a Unicorn. Geez, you'd think that by now there'd be a centaur or something. Maybe a satyr.

"LYRA!" a gruff voice shouted, pounding on my door shortly after Pinkie closed it, "COME OUT WHERE I CAN FIGHT YOU!"

"Whoops." Lyra exclaimed, "Pinkie, throw the L.Y.R.A. through the window, please. The yeti's here again."

Pinkie saluted, and proceeded to smash a hole in my window by throwing the robot at full-force through said window.

One yeti-ish yelp of terror later, and things were (mostly) back to normal.

Except maybe for the fact that Lyra is currently cuddling my hands.