"Vy conna soosoo'en hidjid shemeshoo, Adjent W soon K." A bulky pegasus stallion said.
"Vy assrente soosoo, Adjent D, oxkro jen'ti hidjid zenshoo." A stomp.
"Hmph. Vy jinsu'ti grutiutid gu soosoo." Hoofsteps.
Nostrils flared. "Jas vy gruti..." Krieg was ignored.
"Agent W, do you have any idea what happenss when you hide ssomething from your leader?" The bulky stallion asked fluently in Olden Ponish, but with a heavy accent.
Wonder Writer sighed, "Yes. Yes I do, De-"
"Don't say my name." 'Agent D' threateningly said, his accent being lost for a moment. This made Wonder Writer shrink in fear.
Krieg Cormac didn't understand a word they had said. Although, after he saw Wonder shrink, he decided to step in between the two and glared at 'Agent D'.
'Agent D' smirked, "Oh, you wanna go?"
Krieg didn't know what he said, but seeing as the bulky stallion in front of him was stepping into a fighting stance and his wings were opened wide, he assumed it was an invitation for a fight. So he replied, "Echa." and went to a fighting stance similar to his opponent.
"Hmph. Ssmart boy." A moment after he said that, he flapped his wings hard and launched himself towards Krieg. Krieg fortunately saw his opponent's left hoof readying for a punch and stood bipedal as he used both his forehooves to grab onto Agent D's fetlock and spun around holding it, making Agent D follow his hoof. After his 360 spin, Krieg let go of his fellow agent's hoof, launching him back and smacked against a tree. "Oof!"
Krieg landed his hooves on the ground, being alert to sudden charges. It was at this point where Wonder already stepped aside, trusting her childhood friend to handle the situation.
What he expected was to get a sudden charge by his fellow comrade. What he didn't expect was for Agent D to clasp his hooves together and shout, "Staticsus Voltus!"
Sparks materialized on his forehooves which were now facing Krieg and he sent a quick shot of electricity to the earth pony.
"AAAAAGGH!" Krieg Cormac screamed, convulsing a bit when the shot of electricity hit him. Most of his pain was on his withers. He looked down to see it, but it didn't look seared or burned. "Narkuei! Narkuei, narkuei, narkueid intenda!" He cursed under his breath. Wonder Writer shrieked in horror.
In the mean time, Agent D now stood on all fours and chuckled, "There iss a reasson why I'm the leader of thiss team, Agent K." he looked down at Krieg who was laying on his back and grunting loud while grimacing. Agent D smiled, "Drent, drent adt'i ebd cush a bramte... toe aduest'i thurt. Toe jun ti moordero soosoo." he said in one of the most ridiculously innocent voice.
He harrumphed when he saw Wonder Writer gallop to Krieg Cormac. He whined, "Aw come on, I literally jusst ssaid it wouldn't kill him. I mean, I am your fellow comrade after all. It'ss not like me to kill my agentss, jusst think of it ass, ah, dissciplining..." his frown deepened when both of his teammates were completely ignoring him and held each other. Platonically. "OH BOTH OF YOU GET A ROOM! Hmph, emrendat."
"Look, I didn't want to do this to both of you, Agent W. But if you won't tell me what you're hiding, at least tell me it's not anything related to them."
Wonder Writer actually glanced at him and shook her head.
Agent D sighed and closed his eyes, "Vy konna Vy'un skook soosoor sremon refo toe." he looked back at the still-grunting stallion below and was about to offer a hoof-
Loud hoofsteps were heard by the small group. Agent D was the first to notice, his eyes narrowed in alertness and his ears twitched. Krieg didn't seem all that affected and focused more on regaining his bearings. But Wonder Writer already knew what... no--who it was, and she panicked. She prayed to her goddess it was just a wandering animal...
... unfortunately, the goddess hadn't received her prayer on time. A petite light blue body came into view, bandaged wings, ruby eyes, a rainbow lightning bolt cutiemark and a surreal prismatic mane. It seemed that she also came with a baton on her mouth. Such impeccable timing.
Agent D challenged the sudden pony's glare with his own. "Hmph. Stund dreck, moriet." Without any warning, he prepared to grasp his hooves and do a spell to paralyze the intruder. Rainbow Dash noticed his hooves and got ready to dodge anything he could possibly throw at her. The battle would of began if Wonder Writer hadn't decided she was fed up with ponies fighting each other for no apparent reason and lighted up her horn to release magic and levitate both of the pegasi to the air.
"Enough!" Wonder Writer exclaimed, taking hold of both of them.
Taken by surprise, both ponies levitated under the chestnut aura either dropped their weapon, or lost concentration to their attack.
"Gah!"
"Whoah!"
Both of them looked at each other, glared for a moment, before glancing back to their interrupter. Rainbow Dash looked a bit annoyed, but was relieved to see both her friends mostly fine. Mostly. Agent D looked more peeved at Wonder Writer and looked like he was going to make her explain until no more information of the last few days was one her brain anymore. Seconds of silence passed, the trio could literally hear Krieg panting lightly.
Agent D had enough of the silence. "SOOSOO TRUSTH A TOLL FO INCOMPRANTID GU MUDO!"
Wonder Writer sighed and nodded. This was going to be a long day.