//------------------------------// // The Movie/ Drunken Antics // Story: Sour Sweet's a Zombie?! // by grl6p //------------------------------// A few hours later, Mr. and Mrs. Sweet got into their mini-van and pulled out of the driveway. "Don't think about throwing any parties while we're out Sour!" Bitter Sweet, Sour Sweet's caring but often hot-tempered father called to Sour Sweet's window, "I don't want that Indigo Zap plopping her butt on my favorite massage chair and spilling her cherry Panta on the cushion!” "Don't worry dad, I told her that I was sick when she came over yesterday. She agreed that she wouldn't come over so she won't get sick." Sour Sweet called back before she went back to bed. "Okay sweetie, have fun and get plenty of rest. We love you!" Sugar Sweet replied as Bitter Sweet pulled the van out of the driveway and they drove off. As the van drove off, they noticed the "Friendship Mobile" driven by Pinkie Pie with Lemon Zest and Indigo waving their hands in the air and Sonata riding shotgun. When the traffic light turned red, both cars stopped at opposite ends. Pinkie Pie motioned for Bitter Sweet to roll down his window and he did so as Pinkie Pie did the same. "Hi there Mr. Sweet!" said Pinkie Pie, "We're going to see Sour Sweet to watch a movie on your awesome TV and spend the night." Sugar Sweet looked at Pinkie Pie, "Um girls, we won't be home tonight and Sour Sweet isn't really feeling well, so-" "We'll make sure we don't go anywhere near her. We'll do our own thing and let Sour Sweet get all of rest she needs." said Lemon Zest. "Don't invite any of your other classmates over and stay off my massage chair Indigo!" Bitter Sweet ordered. "Don't worry Mr. S, I totally will!" she replied, "I brought my beanbag instead because I knew you were upset the last time I crashed. Also, everyone we know is either doing homework, going to different Halloween parties, or taking their little siblings trick-or-treating." "Okay girls, have fun." Sugar Sweet called as the light turned green and the Sweet's van disappeared into the distance. As the Friendship Mobile pulled into Sour Sweet's driveway, Pinkie Pie said as she opened her car door, "Well, now we know where Sour Sweet gets her personalities from!" The girls quickly gathered their things from the trunk and headed inside. “Wow, Sour Sweet has such a cute house!” Sonata exclaimed as she gleefully hopped around the living room. “Yeah, you should totally feel Mr. Sweet’s massage chair.” said Indigo. “It’s so comfy and features ten different massage levels. I use it all the time when I come over here even though it pisses him off.” Pinkie Pie then plopped down onto the chair and turned it on. “Thiiiiiiiiisssssss feeeeeeeeelllllsss goooooooooood.” she happily sighed as the massage chair did its work. Indigo and the girls laid out her sleeping bags on the floor. “This night is gonna be rocking!” Lemon Zest said as she gave a rock out sign. “I have the recipe book on holiday mocktails I stole from Dagi and Aria!” Sonata exclaimed as she took out a medium sized cookbook and many ingredients. “We can enjoy fun Halloween beverages!” Indigo Zap held up a little brochure “I have a menu to Baby Nero’s Pizzeria so we can order all the pizza and cheesy bread we want and eat them during the movie!” “I brought a bunch of snacks from the local convenience store!” Pinkie Pie said as she got off of the massage chair, “Let’s party!” “To the kitchen! Let’s make some mocktails!” Sonata cheered. All of the girls ran to the kitchen. Upstairs, Sour Sweet was surfing the internet when she heard the gaggle of giggling coming from the downstairs kitchen. “Damn Indigo.” Sour Sweet, who immediately recognized one of the voices to be her boisterous friend, muttered “Why the hell would she come over to my house and bring people over when she knew I was sick?! Some friend she is.” She began to rub her temples as her migraine increased when Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” started blasting on full volume and the laughter increased. “Ow, my head.” Sour moaned as she took a Tylenol with some ginger ale. Downstairs about a half hour later, the girls had all of their stuff laid out onto the living room floor. The snack bags and candy had been poured into large bowls, there were bottles of Panta, Diet Cola, and apple cider on the table. And the Baby Nero’s pizza and cheesy bread were stored in fresh, unopened boxes. The girls had made a set of Halloween mocktails to drink during the movie and they were placed on skull shaped tray in the center of the coffee table. “Alright guys,” Indigo said, “We’ve got the pizza, the snacks, the candy, the soda, and the awesome Halloween mocktails. All that we have to do now is put on the movie and let the show begin.” Sonata raised her hand, “What’s this movie about?” Indigo replied, “According to my brother, It’s about a girl named Bianca who’s best friend is a zombie named Victoria. She rises from the dead and together along with their goth friends they go to prom together and get revenge on the popular crowd.” “That sounds awesome! Put it in!” Pinkie Pie squealed as she clutched Gummy tightly. Indigo Zap excitedly popped in the CD and hit play. My Best Friend’s a Zombie “Aw yeah! It’s starting!” Lemon Zest cheered, “Everyone take a mocktail!” Each girl grabbed one Halloween mocktail. “To life!” everyone exclaimed as they clinked their glasses together. A dark cemetery zoomed in to reveal a goth teenage girl smoking a cigarette by a tombstone. Victoria Mulligan 1999-2014 “Hey Vic, I came here to tell you that our senior prom is tomorrow. High school has been so hard since you left and I just wish you would come back from the dead to go through this hellhole with me. The rest of our friend group misses you and it would be so nice for you to come back from the dead for the event. None of us have dates so we could use a plus one.” Just then a hand rose out from the grave and another goth teenager came out from the grave. “Alright, Vic! You’re alive!” Bianca exclaimed. Now we can go to school together!” Zombie Victoria gave a thumbs up. “Is this gonna be like those cheesy teen movies or is it like a weird version of “Corpse Bride”?” Lemon asked. “You’ll see.” Indigo said. "Hey Sonata, this drink tastes kind of funny." Pinkie Pie said holding up her drink. "Is this a clean beverage?" "Of course. Dagi packed the ingredients and told me that they'd be fun." Meanwhile at the Dazzling's house, Aria and Adagio were putting on their mermaid makeup in a mirror. "Do you think Sonata made those drinks for her stupid friends?" Aria asked. "Of course she did," replied the lead Dazzling, "They'll never be able to resist those drinks, especially after I snuck in several bottles of booze so Sonata can give the drinks a real kicker." Aria began to snicker, "Oooh, you're bad Adagio." "I know." About a few minutes later, The movie is having a flashback to their freshman dance in 2014 on the day the Victoria originally died. Beverly, a beautiful yet vicious student with a girl posse went up to a young Victoria who was fixing her eyeliner in the girl’s bathroom. "You look great tonight Vicky, for once you don't look ugly." "Thanks I guess?" Victoria said. “I think that it would be nice if you and I had a toast to tonight.” Beverly said as she gave Victoria a glass of punch, but the scene was intercut with Beverly pouring two cups and adding a mysterious substance to the 2nd one. “Cheers!” The girls watched as both girls clinked glasses and Victoria drank from the poisoned cup and die a slow, painful death in front of Beverly and her clique. “Sweet Rosie O’Donnell!” Lemon exclaimed but she slurred her words due to the drink, “That bitch poisoned Vicky and staged it as a suicide. That little demon should die!” By this point, the girls were starting to feel the effects of the 'mocktails’. "Okay, so Victoria was once a goth girl and she and her buddies were bullied by Beverly and her group mercilessly and she and the group want revenge?" Sonata said while she was spinning around. "Yep, my brother's a genius!" Indigo replied, "He should get an Oscar." “I love Oscar!” Sonata giggled. After another half hour of watching the movie and drunkenly laughing, the film ended when Zombie Victoria, Bianca, and the goth kids walked out of the burning school building as the popular crowd lay dying and coughing up blood from the attack. THE END. A ZOOM BLAST PRODUCTION “THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!” Pinkie Pie cheered, “So whaddya wanna Do now?” Lemon Zest developed a sneaky look on her face, “I have an idea that will be awesome.” Meanwhile, Sour Sweet was in the upstairs bathroom puking in the toilet and crying when she could hear footsteps, giggling and some other noises coming from outside the door. “What the hell is going on now?!” Sour Sweet thought to herself, “It must be nothing. Maybe putting on a mud mask will make me feel better.” Indigo whispered quietly to the girls, “This bucket door prank is gonna be so funny. She’ll never know what hit her.” The others giggled and tiptoed away. “I swear if Indigo does anything stupid, I will call the police.” Sour Sweet muttered as she finished applying her mask. Downstairs, the girls were laughing like crazy. “I wish the others were here.” Indigo laughed, “I want them to totally get a kick out of the mocktails and this awesome movie-” “We should call them!” Sonata suggested. “Yeah, let’s blindly pick a random phone contact and see if they pick up!” Pinkie Pie suggested, “I wanna go first!” Pinkie Pie opened her contact app, closed her eyes, and selected a random number. At the house of Mr. Cranky, the old man was handing out trick or treat candy with his wife Matilda when his home phone rang. “Who are you and what do you want?” He answered. On the other end, Pinkie Pie faked an accent, “Hi, I’m the mayor of APUSH world and I was wondering if you have Prince Albert in a can.” Pinkie giggled as the girls shushed her. “Ma’am, I teach United States history, not a British history. And I know that this is you Pinkie Pie, I have caller ID! You always call my house to annoy me-“ “DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN OR NOT?!” “Yes.” Cranky sighed. “Well you better let him out then!” Pinkie Pie laughed as she hung up. “GOD DAMNIT PINKIE PIE!” Mr Cranky grunted as he slammed the phone down, startling Mrs. Matilda. “Oh Cranky, did Pinkie Pie call our house again?” “Yes dear.” Back at Sour Sweet’s house, Pinkie Pie and Sonata were still laughing about the joke. “That was pretty epic,” Indigo chuckled, “but how did that guy know it was you?” “Well, I’ve prank called Mr. Cranky’s house so many times, he’s practically used to them by now.” “That was pretty good for a first try. But now I’m gonna show you how we do this Crystal Prep style.” Indigo opened her contact app, put on a blindfold, and chose a random number. In a big house not too far from Crystal Prep, Marco Dafoy was playing Halloween dress up with his cat Oscar and three of his friends, Citrus Drops, Skyline Shores and Peter Bread when his cellphone rang. Marco picked up his phone, “Hello, you’ve reached the Dafoy residence. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking to?” “Hello Marco,” Indigo said in a sultry voice, “You’ve reached the Sexy Time hotline.” The girls giggled. Marco’s eyes widened as Citrus and Peter began to snicker. “How do you know my name?” Marco asked. “I’ve read about you on your parent’s website and I’ve been dying to talk to you. And good news, I have more friends from around the world with me.” He was about to hang up but Peter stopped him, “Dude, don’t hang up. This could be fun.” “Yeah, put her on speaker! Let us talk to the models.” Marco put the phone on speaker. On the other end, Indigo shushed the girls. “Can I try?” Sonata whispered. “Go ahead, but make sure you trick him.” Sonata grabbed the phone and began to speak in a German accent, “Guten tag, I am Anita Gettalive. Who wants to talk to me?” Citrus took the phone, “Hey baby. What’s up?” “I have been feeling so unsatisfied lately and need someone to sing songs of love to me. Will you be a sweetheart and sing me some Plant Boys?” Citrus was confused, “That’s unorthodox, but okay.” “Wundebar!” He began to sing: Girl, I need you in my life! Will you take away my strife? In my tight pants and six pack abs We’ll make love and that’s no fad! Both genders were laughing hysterically. Pinkie Pie was handed the phone and faked a French accent, “Bonjour, my name is IHAVA TEENY WEEINIE and I wanna speak softly to you.” Peter Bread took Marco’s phone, “Talk to me baby,” “Okay.” Pinkie Pie said as she grabbed a whoopie cushion and pressed it together making a fart noise. Amidst the laughter, Peter was confused and put down the phone. Lemon grabbed the phone and faked a Swedish accent, “Hallå. I am Ivanna Yakoff. May I speak to Mr. Skyline?” Skyline got close to the phone, “Wow, I’ve never talked to a Swedish supermodel before.” “Well your dreams are coming true. Say, will you Boys do us a favor by getting into your skivvies and dance to ADDA? Then upload it to YouTube so we could see how hot you are in person.” “We’ll do that.” Marco said. “But I want to hear the American Beauty.” Indigo took the phone. “Hello hunkypants. You’re speaking to Iyama Looser. I just want you to know that you are so hot and good luck on that video.” She kissed and hung up. “Alright Boys, lets make a sexy video.” At Sour Sweet’s House, the girls were laughing hysterically at their prank call success. “That was the best prank ever!” Pinkie Pie cheered. “They’ll never know what hit them.” Lemon Zest chuckled, “Just wait until the video comes out and the whole school sees it.” Indigo climbed up onto the table, “Nothing can spoil this moment!” But the moment was spoiled when the power went out.