Out in the desert, our 10 heroes (well 9 heroes and 1 villain) bravely, but tiredly pressed on through their journey but they were really hot and tired. SpongeBob and Patrick were tiredly cheering of saving the day while pinkie was going crazier than usual.
“*Huff* *Pant* “Are we there yet?” Patrick asked still tired.
“We must be close by now.” SpongeBob breathed heavily until he spotted a sign with some dirt on it, covering some words, mostly a part of a word that he and the others believed it was the full word. “Guys look!” He shouted. “We’re doing great. The kingdom of the hippo- is only two days away.
But a bush flew off revealing more info.
“By any aircraft vehicle.” Patrick said.
SpongeBob groan in frustration and they pressed on.
“Saving *pant* equestria. Pinkie said letting out an insane laugh. “Oh look, maybe this guy knows where to go.”
Pinkie picked up a vulture skull and held it to her ear waiting for a response while a spider crawled across pinkies face. Everyone but Patrick though pinkie had officially lost it. “Hey! My friends talking to you! Patrick panted at the skull. A moment of silence past till pinkie spoke.
“What's that friend? We’re lost?” Pinkie insanely laughed, then coughed up sand, then giggled insanely, then fainted.
Patrick was on knees panting and coughing until he finally screamed in an extremely loud voice. “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
Plankton wasn’t doing so good either. “Must..*pant* keep..going. *cough*”
Spike then weakly spoke. “We.....Could be going in...circles. Endless...sand. *gasp* Nothing for miles.....but sand *pant*....and this rock *Cough* and this cactus. *Long gasp* .....and this road.” he gasped then lied on the road.*gasp* this roooooaaaaad.”
“We got to get out of here.” Patrick weakly said then coughed.
Twilight then realized. “A road? Where theirs a road their must be a...”
SpongeBob quickly realized what twilight was saying and hurried to the nearest rock near the road with moss on it.
“Hmmmm. I think towns this way.” He said.
“The pioneers?” twilight said amused.
“That’s right, moss always points north.” He said.
And he was right. When they go to the next hill, they found on the horizon a city. Everyone was amazed and relieved to find civilization.
“Ooooo, A city.” Pinkie said happily. “We’re doing it you guys.”
“You know what they say!” rarity said excitedly. Where theirs a city, theirs a spa!”
“Who says that?” rainbow dash asked.
“Literally no one.” Plankton answered.
“You may seem to have forgot we’re on a mission to save equestria.” Applejack told rarity.
“I can multi task.” Rarity told her.
When they got to the city, they soon found out it was a retched hive of scum and villainy. Even too much for planktons taste. They had to be cautious. They place was filled with shady to bizarre characters. One of them wanted to offer a trade but they backed away. some of the birds scared fluttershy, and SpongeBob was at first creeped out with some street lights flicking on and off, but laughed it off when he found out it was just nosferatu a.k.a count orlok who he met during a night shift at the krusty krab.
“Hi there.” Twilight said to a spiked shelled turtle trying to stack some barrels but they fell over. “Oh I'm sorry. let me help you with that.” Twilight said using her magic to restack the barrels. Meanwhile a few feet away from them, Two anthropomorphic cats, (one who was light brown and wore a red coat, and one who was red with a blue nose, shorter than the light brown one, and no tail.) and an asthma hound Chihuahua took notice of what was happening.
“HEY, NO MAGIC AROUND MY MERCHINDIASE!” he yelled. Rainbow dash and plankton were the only ones who didn’t ran from him.
“Hey bub, My friends got something to say!” Plankton said believing rainbow would beat him up.
“Yeah, You don’t just yell at ponies and fish like that, especially when their my friends!”
“GREAT! now let him have it RD!”
“Don’t do that again or else.”
Plankton faced palmed. “NO, NO, not like that.” He told rainbow then turned to the turtle. “Listen shell boy, don’t do that again or every waking moment for you will become a SWIRLING TOURENT OF PAIN AND MISEREY.
Hurt by planktons harsh words, the turtle ran off crying. Then rainbow and plankton went to catch up with the others.
“Hmmm, very interesting.” the light brown cat said.
The Chihuahua was excited. “Gentlemen, I think we found the solution to all our problems.”
“Oh joy!” the dumb red cat cheered.
“ok, we just got to stick together.” twilight told the others while plankton and rainbow got back with the group. “Careful who you talk to and try to blend in.”
“Or-” Patrick said. “We find a random person and ask them politely where the kingdom of the hippos is.”
Then some of the locals got into a fight.
“Patrick, that’s a terrible idea.” SpongeBob told him.
“Sorry.” He apologized.
“CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE!?” pinkie yelled.
“Oh boy.” plankton said while twilight groaned.
“CAN ANYPONY TAKE US TO THE QUEEN OF THE HIPPOS!?”
“You want something, you gotta give something.” A Fish said.
“Well how about a big warm hug from a grateful pony friend?” She asked but the fish refused, so she continued asking random people. “How about this comb I never used? A picture of my sister, maud? This breath mint? Seriously buddy, help me help you.” But the pig let out rancid breath causing pinkie to faint and SpongeBob to cringe at the smell.
“Uggggh, barnacles man, what did you eat?” He said in disgust.
“Pinkie, you can’t just take off.” Twilight whispered to pinkie. “You don’t need to announce to-”
“Relax twilight.” Pinkie told her. “I got it under control.”
“How much for the giant gecko? A lizard asked while more people started crowding around the group.
“Who are you calling a gecko!?” spike told off the lizard.
“Wow spike, I didn’t know you saved 15% or more on boat insurance.” Patrick said.
“How about the tubby starfish?” a porcupine said.
“Tubby?” Patrick said then growled at the porcupine. “Nobody calls me tubby!” He hit the porcupine only to have his hand covered in porcupine quills. “OWWWW!”
“I want that fancy purple hair!” A pig lady said. “I’ll give you two storm bucks for it!”
“Two storm bucks? It’s worth more than that!” Rarity said in offense while twilight looked confused.
“What about the talking cheese?” said another.
The name’s squarepants, SpongeBob squarepants. I’m a sponge!”
Everyone kept crowding around wanting each of them for something until a trio stopped them.
“Back it up everyone, BACK-IT- UP.” The light brown cat said. “ You folks don’t want to mess with them.”
“He’s right.” the Chihuahua said. “Those colors are unnatural. Don’t you understand? They’re infected with pastelis coloritis.”
“Now wait just a darn min-” Applejack tried to say before the cat coverd her moth with his tail. Then the other cat came up.
“It’s True.” The dumb red cat said in a dramatic acting voice. “I been infected by this very disease. OH PLEASE! PLEASE HELP ME!”
Everyone gasped excepted for the mane 6, spike, spongebob, Patrick and plankton.
Don’t worry everyone, you’ll be alright as long as you don’t have any purple spots on your skin.” the light brown cat said while using his tail to splash some fruit juice one of the civilians. “Uh oh.”
“AHHHHH!” What do I do?” the fish panicked.
“Run While you can sir, head for the hills!” The red cat shouted.
“oh and remember, parts will fall off.” The Chihuahua said in a conniving voice. The fish gasped, covered his crotch, and everyone ran screaming. the gang was amazed at what happened.
“Woah, you three are awesome.” rainbow complimented.
“Thanks for the help back their.” plankton said.
Capper’s the name, charming’s my game.” the light brown cat said. Rarity was charmed indeed but spike was jealous of him.
“I am ren hoek.” the Chihuahua said. “And this is capper’s cousin and my friend stimpy. He’s an eediot.”
“Waaaah” stimpy said in a dumb manner.
“Stimpy, say hello to the superior creatures.” Ren told him.
“Duuuhhh, Hello superior creatures.” stimpy said.
“Hi.” Patrick greeted.
“So whats guys like you doing in a town like this?” rainbow asked.
“Well, one minute we were popular, the next our revival series shot down any hopes of future project except merchandise.” Ren explained.
“Yeah, me and ren haven’t been doing so good, so we’re living with my cousin till luck hits us.” Stimpy said.
“Sorry to hear that ren and stimpy.” spongebob said.
“Uhhh are you sure about these guys?” twilight whispered. “I don’t know if we should trust them.”
“Well they seem nice enough.” spongebob said optimistically while Patrick and stimpy were having a dumb contest.
“Besides We could definitely use a friend out here.” pinkie agreed.
Capper then came to them. “You know what? Little cotton candy hair is right and if I do say so myself.....
They soon headed up to capper’s place, and they began discussing if it was the queen of the hippos they were really searching for, not the queen of the lions, or, tigers, or bears, (Oh my) twilight did some browsing while the other stared chating with each other, unknowing that stimpy was at a pay phone.
“Hello operator? Get me verko.” stimpy said.