The Princess had rented out rooms for the two trolls to stay the night at the castle, with Twilight Sparkle leaving. Tavros and Gamzee were talking to each other...
"I dOn'T tHiNk I sHoUlD bE aNyWhErE nEaR yOu If I'm SoBeR, tAvBrO." warned Gamzee, holding his arms and shaking.
"uH, dON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, gAMZEE, pRINCESS cELESTIA IS WORKING ON IT,,," cheered up Tavros.
"YeAh... BuT... ugh... damn it." said Gamzee, feeling something in him.
"uH, gAMZEE," asked Tavros.
"HELLO MOTHERFUCKER!" yelled Gamzee in a demonic voice.
"aHHHH!" screamed Tavros, running towards Celestia's royal bedroom, Gamzee in hot pursuit.
Tavros ran into Celestia's royal guards, blocking her door. Princess Luna was talking to them when the troll ran up.
"hELP, pLEASE, gAMZEE IS SOBER!" frantically yelled the small troll. Cowering next to Luna, who was informed earlier about the trolls.
Gamzee ran around the corner and saw the two guards, the Princess, and his friend. "TAVROS! TAVROS!" he yelled in a singing voice. The two guards, both unicorns, levitated Gamzee in the air, leaving him useless as they knew he was a threat.
All the commotion awoke Princess Celestia, who ran out and opened the door to see the sight. Gamzee kept singing.
"GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO! I'M HALF CRAAAAAZYYY ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU! IT WON'T BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE, I CAN'T AFFORD A CARRIAGE! BUT YOU'LL LOOK SWEET! ON THE SEAT! OF A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHA!" Yelled the insane troll.
Princess Celestia and Luna demanded Gamzee to be thrown in the most secured room of the castle, a dungeon. Very old, very few people were still in it, the only ones were Diamond Dogs and very maniacal murderers or rapists. Gamzee fit just fine in.
It had been only three minutes after Gamzee Makara was locked in the dungeon. Screams were heard, yelling was made. The sound of pain was immense. Ten guards were keeping watch, three of them dared to open the door and see what was going on.
There. Was. BLOOD. Everywhere.
Gamzee was sitting in the middle of the pool of blood, talking to the guards. "hello. HELLO! my name is... gamzee makara... GAMZEE... MOTHERFUCKING MAKARA! and I've been sober for... an hour now... NOT LONG ENOUGH!"
Seeing enough, the guards quickly slammed the door shut and locked it. "What the fuck did I just see?" asked one of them. "What?!" asked the others. Soon there was a knock on the door, added with Gamzee's own sound effects.
"honk motherfucking honk." he said.
"What?" asked one of the guards.
"bring me... TAVROS MOTHERFUCKING NITRAM!" Gamzee yelled through the metal door.
"Sorry, we cannot do that." informed the guard.
"can't. MOTHERFUCKING DO THAT?!" Gamzee yelled, as he punched a hole through the metal door, grabbing the guards neck and started squeezing.
The other guards used their magic to release Gamzee's hand. The strangled guard backed away. He went to request for Celestia's help immediately.
Celestia and the guard were making their way down into the dungeon, when they heard a loud BANG noise. They hurried and saw Gamzee standing among the nine guards, all knocked out or in pain. One had blood spewing out of his neck. Gamzee was beating the shit out of a guard trying to crawl away.
Celestia grabbed Makara and held him in the air, restraining him from doing anything. "BRING ME! TAVROS MOTHERFUCKING NITRAM!" Gamzee commanded again.
The yelling was slightly heard by Tavros, upstairs in his room, worrying. He heard his name, so he walked out of his room and went down into the dungeon. He had no idea what he was about to witness.
Gamzee was thrashing through Celestia's magic, trying to break free, but the magic aura kept a grasp on him. But he all stopped when he heard, "gAMZEE!"
Gamzee looked to see his friend, Tavbro. "TAVROS! TAVROS! GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO!" he started to sing again. Celestia opened another portal to Alternia, still very small.
"What iin the fuck ii2 thii2? 2ome kiinda portal?" asked Sollux Captor, seeing the sight on the other side, "What the fuck ii2 thii2- oh no... 2ober Gamzee..." said the frightened troll with his lisp.
The portal was still very small, but the loudness must have arisen Luna, as she came down the stairs running. "CEASE!" and she used her magic as well to help Celestia's portal. The portal grew and widen. The scene changed from Sollux's hive to Gamzee's staring at a few pies of slopor. Gamzee was forced into the portal and landed in his hive, a pie tin halfway fitting in his mouth. He ate some of it, and was about to jump at the portal, than felt woozy.
"uh... ugh... Uh? WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK hApPenEd?" asked the now sane clown as he came back to his senses, but still not aware of his surroundings. Before question, Tavros jumped into the portal to tackle Gamzee.